These aren't weights. 
Its Art you can lift.

These plates are infused with a special paint that captures "kick ass energy"
(to be drawn from at any time)

You're basically guaranteed to set a PR every lift.
 
For the artist (or maniac) who wants something original

WARNING:
These plates are EGO LIFT PROOF.
 IF you attempt to EGO LIFT with these plates, you'll be cursed with F*ckboy energy.


TO ORDER:
I deliver all non pick up orders personally.
What can I say, I like road trips.
If you are interested in a set, please contact via email to arrange deposit and delivery.