You don’t fear shit in the valley of death if you have good philosophy

You’re not about that life until you’ve face fucked a pound of plain ass chicken just to get your macros in 

I don’t really care if heaven is better than here because I will make all the angels jealous with how much fun I have wherever I am 

The stronger your faith, the fuller your laugh

Finding yourself requires a do or die willingness. Otherwise you’ll stay lost. And you’ll deserve too

Law is the greatest gift… understanding law is the greatest mystery

Being a pretentious lil bitch is actually un-American
Most have it backwards

The right meal & tv show combo is a drug
Or atleast is as mind and mood altering as one 

Sometimes the best thing that can happen to somebody is something to remind them, who the fuck they are

The founding fathers really understood that it is better to die like a man then to live like a little bitch

When you bow your head, you might as well lower your shoulder too, and get ready

build the dream, one mistake at a time

You never know if something is strong enough until you test that shit

I’d prefer to deliver pizzas than to listen to people complain about their stupid belly fat
I’m dead ass serious too obv

HELL YEa, BROTHER