Week of 810-81626

810—-

What is worse?
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A Satan worshiper who thinks they are a monkey 
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or a satan worshiper who thinks they are a lizard? 🦎 ? $$$*

If you found out your senators favorite thing in the world was to secret larp has an evil child eating lizard demigod,
Does it really matter whether you believe in demons or not if they do to such an extent? $$$***

I knew I was fucked the second I started getting some giggles in the back of kindergarten $$*

When competing, always lead with the basics
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Cuz winning is that much sweeter If your opponent fucks up over some basic shit $$$***

You really wanna flex on mfers?
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It’s not even a flex, just post your waist size lol $$*

I am starting to think that creatures of prey might have secret internal orgasms whenever they get eaten
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I can’t think of why else many would justify being a victim $$$***

I keep forgetting that I’m over 30 years old …
Every time people start talking about people in their 20s I’m like “hey don’t talk shit“ 
and then I realize that not only are they right, but they’re not even talking about me anymore lol $$***

Long winded answers only benefit the person answering the question
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Short responses are in everyone’s best interest $$$***

The world would be a better place if more people were willing to skip lunch for their beliefs $$$***

Here’s a hot take~
What if we just simply put an age limit on transgender bullshit?
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So anyone under age, would be considered “trans in training” 
or TITs for short $$$*

Cheap calories are almost always either extra breaded, or milky, or oily $$***

A true alchemist doesn’t really care if you break shit because putting it back together better than before so much fun
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& is such a flex $$**

The worst thing you could ever do is convince somebody that somebody else is going to save them
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That works with humans and with deities $$$***

Evil assholes couldn’t deny Jesus, but they could trick you into convincing you into thinking he was so advanced that he would just somehow save you without you having to make any changes to yourself $$$^^^***

And the second you split yourself off from the unity of all things by requiring salvation, is the second you’ve become crippled magically speaking $$$^***

A “spell“ is really just a term for a consciousness algorithm $$***

Hard to be bitter and drunk when you are grateful and faithful $$$***

Cat owners appreciate the fact that cats do what they want
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Dog owners demand that the dog attend to their every waking moment, or the other way around $$

Anything capable of respectfully shitting indoors, is of higher intellect $$*

It just seems like a bunch of resentful, bitchass loser Nazis snuck into our government back in the 40s and have been deliberately driving the shit into the ground since $$$***

I’m dead ass though,
Before I’m dead, everybody’s going to understand reincarnation math and is going to be on the lookout for the bitchassness on the backside
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So when these fuckers come back as our kids, we’re gonna basically have them in nature camps cleaning up all the fucking plastic
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We’re gonna poison them with all kinds of positive healing psychedelics 
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We’re gonna have them hunt day and night
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We will fix our environment during that pretty sweet 30 year gap before they make it back to adulthood
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You know the same gap that they’re currently using to just donate the country to Satan.. $$$**********

811—-
If there was a Boot Camp for becoming the best of all time at something,
 Then I bet you it looks a lot like getting trolled on a daily basis just to convince you to quit 
Cuz the best is always whoever just doesn’t give up $$$*

“Did you know that God and the angels can hear everything you ever say?”
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“Well if you out it like that…
“BlahLaalaalalalallalallalalahahahallala” $$$

Friendly reminder that everything you eat is poison anyway so stop being so neurotic about it and eat it with intention to get back to work like an adult $$$*

I am not saying that the Earth is flat,
But I am saying that I admire the audacity $$$*

Only fools care most about what you do for work
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The wise care more about who you work for $$**

A lot of shit doesn’t make sense If you view it from the frame that everything happens for the individual person’s best interest.
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Makes a lot more sense if you view life as some kind of entertainment reality show for ghosts $$*******

My biggest pet peeve is when people kill people to try to convince other people to stop killing other people $$$***

Took me a while to realize my early 20s was just emotional powerlifting
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And then the late 20s was an emotional ultra endurance triathlon lol $$***

People in recovery are so happy sometimes that a normal person should wish that they were a black sheep just so they can have a genuinely good laugh $$$****

You cannot be too dumb to get in shape
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You can definitely be too smart and overthink shit and never get off the couch though $$***

Some people are so confused,
They think heaven is a beach somewhere.
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And that is about the only way to get yourself excluded from it $$***

Heat without humidity is child’s play $$$**

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Heat with 120% humidity is a man’s game lol $$$**

I am convinced that most people need a hug so bad, that is why they have their head so far up their ass because it is the tightest & most comfy place that they could manage $$$*********

If you see roofers driving around slowly in your neighborhood, 
then you’re about three hours away from Canvasers knocking on your door $$***

Only to thing worse than getting your ass beat, is getting your ass beat by somebody with a ponytail lol $$$

Laughter is just a philosophical orgasm $$*

Earth might just be a “king developmental operation” for other planets
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Because the only person fit rule is somebody who knows what it’s like to be a slave $$***

If you could 3-D print all of your ideas, would the world be a better place?
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Or would we all be fucked? $$$***

If half the country felt we were losing, at least that means half the country thinks we are winning 
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But everybody feels like we’re losing, which means we are being manipulated $$$***

Never underestimate how low somebody will stoop for entertainment $$$***

The downside of being good at framing shit, is it is just as easy to make a cross as it is a podium lol $$*

812——
They probably have framed my Tinder account as “the guy who never gave up” because of the startling success to swipes ratio $$****

The easiest pathway to dismantling an atheist entire paradigm is beginning with remote viewing $$***

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Mostly because of how much it has been studied & proven and utilized in secret by the government
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& they are even pretty open about it now
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Therefore verifies the existence of a consciousness substrate behind all of this craziness $$$*

Nobody trains harder than a procrastinator lol $$***

Those with ADHD are just emotional sharks
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Because if they stop moving, they die (inside) $$*

Did you know that science just discovered an amazing new metric for determining longevity?
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You just look to see how much of a chin the person has left, and that is directly proportional to the amount of lifespan they can expect $$$***

813——
Most people are the emotional equivalent of someone who never learned how to swim
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Once they start panicking, they just try to drown everybody around them to save themselves $$$***

“Children” is not the correct term,
They are really more like livestock the way parents treat them like scapegoats $$$***

Anyone else catch the connection between “flock cameras” 
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Ya know, for keeping an eye on all the sheep? 🐑 $$$***

A proper purpose is a proper challenge 
And
A proper challenge is a proper purpose $$$***

814—-
If aliens are truly that advanced, then they wouldn’t be able to resist the invitation for a good old-fashioned smoke off kickback $$**

Most procrastinators simply “wait until they have to”,
Which is just another way of trusting your gut
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Which is what the nervous neurotic Nancy’s is really do not like
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They will do everything in their power to try to get you to be all proactive at the detriment of what Devine timing is really all about $$*

(The magic of cramming and procrastinating is well established)

Every complaint is a joke that could’ve been made $$$************

Life is just about failing in a way that leaves people better for it $$*

Power is the most dangerous, most addictive drug of all time
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It is the most progressive
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Once you get a taste, you’re gonna need to up the anti next time to get something back
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It doesn’t take very long, playing the tape through, to see how evil fucks that have power end up manufacturing things like World War I and World War II mostly for fun $$*

The historical textbook causes of conflict are always manufactured to some degree
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If the book is actually accurate to begin with because it could just be straight up, lies $$

But These evil idiots seriously think that the world is going to end & Armageddon will take place before they reach accountability $$$***

Doing things for other people is actually a more honest way of doing things for yourself
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Because you are not actually a person, but you are a consciousness that is envisioning an experience as a person
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So if you just act on what that “person” “wants”, then you are literally giving into a delusion because that person technically doesn’t exist outside of its environment and community 
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So whenever you use that avatar to take action for the greater good, then you receive back significant energy because it is reinforcing the truth that we are all connected and not just an evolved monkey $$$*

Roasting somebody is the highest form of unconditional love because you are literally stating the conditions in which the person should be disqualified, 
but by your greater actions you are actually reinforcing the fact that you still love them despite that $$$***

Because if you continue to spend time with somebody that is more of a compliment than nice words $$$

Did you know cigarettes get better with the less clothes that you have on? $$**

Street science
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Go on, prove me wrong
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Send me a video for “evidence” 😉  $$$*

Cannabis also applies $$

Actually, just about everything is better with less clothes $$***

815—-
Everybody’s gotta start somewhere
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Including assholes when it comes down to turning in the corner and doing the next right thing
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So be open minded and patient whenever you see somebody trying to do better $$$*

Heavy metal on the leg abd machine just isn’t right $$$*

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Suicideboyz isn’t much better but is much funnier $$$

I get offended when people call me a puppet when I am obviously a crash test dummy $$$*

Control from the ethereal realm just looks like emotional manipulation in this realm $$***

If I become president, then all boomers must be made to wear cowbells around their neck
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Cause they wanna act like livestock, we might as well treat them well $$$*

If you were an evil politician, and you knew you were going to reincarnate as a goat herder in the Middle East in the next round, you might think it’s better to not have a Middle East around by then $$$***

Doing nothing at all is still better than jumping into the incorrect relationship $$$**************************^^^^^^^^^^ lol

816—-

Laying around watching movies & eating and being lazy is terrible unless you are sore as fuck
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Then it is optimal technique $$*

I wish the profane recognized that they did not have to give up their slobby lifestyle if they were willing to donate 30 minutes of it to being uncomfortable $$$*

But just yelling at people to get off the couch is gonna have the same effect as yelling at them to get off the lawn
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They’re just gonna laugh and make memes about you while they continue to play in poison $$*

Recipe for tears of gratitude:
* caffeine 
* Good song
* Sunrise/sunset
* Completion of a tremendously difficult journey rife with bullshit $$$***

If you challenge someone to write 1000 words a day, it would only take about three weeks before they run out of deflection bullshit and then you get a glimpse of the real person
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You can find out who someone really is within three months
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But I think even if nobody reads it, just having a long historical record of who you really are when pressured and isolated and starved, is better accountability for authenticity than just about anything $$$*

I’d rather work with an atheist than somebody who just wants somebody else to do the work for them $$$***

Muscle is always harder than movement
Otherwise, why would people repeat the same shit forever and ever until the end of time while avoiding trying anything new? $$*

Peace without certainty isn’t very peaceful $$$

If a person is making something sound complicated, either don’t know what they’re talking about or they care more about your opinion of them then they do your understanding of the subject matter $$**

If you hit somebody up and they don’t hit you back, then they do not care or are not interested $$**

If you are resentful over lost friends, then you probably are the reason for it $$*

Inevitably by doing the right thing, you will become isolated in what is known as the “lonely chapter” $$$****

This is the hardest and most meaningful chapter, however, and cannot be skipped on the road to actual enlightenment
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Otherwise, you’ll constantly be trapped around people who are either not a good fit or actively holding you back $$$*

Week of 720

720—-

Some people get real angry when you refuse to be a cog in the machine

Imagine being evil and what not and thinking it’d be a good idea to poison everybody
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But then, while everybody was sick, it actually forced them dig into philosophy, which forced them to discover magic
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And then they figured out how to tap into this kind of power to not only heal themselves, but be rid of the communal generational bitchassness and then you have to face the reality that your stupid plan backfired 

Nervous Nancy’s love the fact they Can’t get booed if they’re never in the game to begin with

I bet you $33 that Satan would like to be kucked by Jesus $$$

If you have reached the point where you can’t even reach down to pick up trash on the ground then that’s exactly what you have become $$$

The ability to relax on demand is far more impressive than switching into fight or flight mode over nothing

Pills and pharmaceuticals are just internal Band-Aids
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You wouldn’t wear the same bandage every day for the rest of your life expecting the best would you?

The only way to actually fuck up is to go against your training,
To do something you know for certain that you shouldn’t do
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Otherwise, it is still a part of your training and you are not fully penalized for making the wrong decision, only if you try to resist owning it 

The only way to see how somebody handles when they’re wrong is for them to be wrong about something in the first place
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even children can admit to small shit that they are not attached to,
But in order to truly master ownership, usually requires truly fucking up something important lol $$**

Safe to say that 90% of my life has just been me playing with myself $$**

Speed always reflects experience $$*

If some shit don’t make sense, then you should celebrate because that guarantees you’re about to learn something $$$***

I know I’m a reincarnated colonial settler cuz of how familiar I am with dealing with savages $**

Some people claim to not be very creative and yet they find new and inventive ways to make you feel like a hassle and liability each and every interaction $$*

The best people have simply avoided being corrupted by the worst assholes $$**

You feel better 3 seconds after letting some shit go
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So you can tell who’s never even tried $$**

Another suburban secret is that humble pie is actually just eggs 🥚 $$***

You are only as good as your decision-making $$

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Hot girls have to learn this the hard way after they hit 40 & they realize nobody values them for no fucking reason anymore lol $$***

A lot of grown men break shit when they’re upset,
I’m just going for philosophical writing record if ya know what I’m sayin $

Those with anxiety disorders probably don’t have an actual disorder & are just intuitive as fuck because shit is actually really fucked up $$

The second you try to be great is the second it’s already too late

Here’s a kind of fucked up thought
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If our vehicles run on the organic matter from dead dinosaurs,
Then what if UFOs run on the ethereal energy from all the stressed out shitheads? $$***

I’m really hoping that there’s not a group of entities that is powering everything off the pain of children
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And I’m really hoping that the government isn’t holding that info back because of the whole Epstein shit… $

721—-

Life is just a competition compilation of ironic relationships

You’re not a master if you don’t think 10,000 hours sounds a lil light

If you walk into a health facility and you are greeted by a Hobb goblin that is asking you for your insurance firstly,
And you think that’s OK and likely going to go well,
Then your disease may truly be incurable and clearly began a long long time ago

Hospitals are the real fema camps $$$***

Never trust those who are smiling disingenuously in a cringe business headshot
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Either they are delusional enough to be happy with Idiocracy,
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Or they know they’re not 
and they’re faking it just for your money 
and they want you to think that whatever they’re doing brings happiness, which is far worse $$$***

Half the people you see out running are not health-conscious,
They are traumatized from the military

If you want to be sexy, then just be quiet and be confident because there’s nothing more desirable than those two

Another day, another concerning Ozempic article… $

LIKE JUST STOP PEOPLE
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I get it
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I know the argument is that they actually can’t stop eating
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I know what it’s like to be controlled by your emotions especially when they’re biological based
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But trading one poison for another only works if you are a true philosopher
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And you could never call yourself a true philosopher if you are on Ozempic $$$***

I’m sorry but exercise has been around for far too long
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Nutritional science doesn’t even require a GED to understand when you consider how many convicts & high school dropouts are jacked as fuck
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You could literally be incarcerated with nothing but the threat of anal rape and still do better than Ozempic $$$***

If you have not taken the time to do self inventory, then you are delusional
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Hard stop $$$***

(Agreed, don’t matter who you think you are.)

there is Nothing more delusional than thinking you are an exception to that last rule $$$*

those who think that they do not have to take the time to improve themselves believe that they are already perfect $$$

Common acceptable and understandable excuses for failing to take regular inventory:
* “I forgot”
* “I got distracted and didn’t have the energy”
* “I chose not to because I am human and I decided to take a shortcut, but at least I am honest about it”
Unacceptable excuses:
* “I don’t need to”
* “I’ve already done enough”
* “It doesn’t make a difference and Nobody cares”
$$$***

The solution to most of our problems today can be solved simply by a long walk in the woods $$$

And I really hope you go ahead and try that out and try to prove me wrong $$$***

BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN, 
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PHYSICAL
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YOU ARE LITERALLY JUST AN AGREEMENT BETWEEN DIFFERENT TINY ORBS OF ENERGY
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AND IF YOU ZOOM IN FAR ENOUGH ON A MICROSCOPE, 
IT DOESN’T TAKE LONG BEFORE YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE BEING TROLLED BY CONSCIOUSNESS ITSELF 🔬 $$$***

So the only way to resolve this so people don’t actually give up, is to invent a religion lol $$*

What do most academics and atheists have in common?
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Tiny dicks and resentments 
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And the inability to take a joke 😂 $$$

If you cannot recall and recount the last time you did something new,
Then you have an ego problem $$$*

 you can be the most content creature in God’s universe, even despite the bullshit of today, if you simply want to be & get really good at letting shit go $$**

I find it extra ironic how egghead scientists are the most concerned with the hiding of ancient elongated skulls… $$$****

If you have anything to do with ad placement or marketing in this life,
Then the second you die and you get to heaven, 
you’re just gonna get pulled aside to have to go watch a bunch of different advertisements before they let you in $$$****

Lol, just kidding
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There’s no way these marketers actually make it actually to heaven because that kind of behavior is how you build hell $$$*

I’m thinking that,
While the “world’s greatest generation” was off defeating Nazis,
Some bitchy boys were sneaking some of their own pedophile poison peddling physicians to the states,
Along with the secret politicians
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Therefore, when the war ended, 
and when the heroes came back, 
they were lied to and convinced to begin vaccinating their kids and to start industrializing food
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They were provided all kinds of studies and incentives, but because they were so tired traumatized, they were not able to replicate the same evil studies
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Therefore, this generation’s children went on to become the most corrupted, most self-centered, most ego drunk of all time
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And now that the “world’s greatest generation” has reincarnated as their own grandchildren, they have a lot of cleaning up to do $$$***

Humor without sophistication is usually just dick jokes 
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And the preferred communication style of the “American atheist” $$******

We should just round up all the atheists and start studying them
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Same way they insist that we study everything else before we draw any actionable conclusions
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We shouldn’t listen to anything they have to say until we verify every bit of it
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And just cause we don’t like them, we should probably take anything good that they do and demonize it, 
or sequester it and lie about it just for the lulz $$$

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Maybe we should actually just burn them at the stake ?
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Good old karma $

they shouldn’t be too threatened by all of this because they don’t believe in karma lol $$$*

There is a special circle in hell for all the people who are too busy to return a shopping cart
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It’s just gonna be them pushing and pulling a sled with their body weight until they throw up each day $$$*

The worst thing you could do for someone is solve their problem for them
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Therefore Jesus ain’t saving anyone
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But he probably would be able to give the greatest guidance and coaching 

For anyone willing to cut their losses and admit their wrongs and do better, 
heaven is near
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For anyone who refuses to admit when they got something wrong, 
hell is hiring $$$***

“Dear Lord, thank you for these micro plastics I’m going to receive” $$


722—-
World War I just seems like some shit that my parents generation would do $$

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If reincarnation holds, then it’s likely a lot of the motherfuckers in charge today Were in charge back then. $$

They’re exactly the types to escalate everything for no reason that the point of digging trenches while they hurt new shells of warfare technique of each other
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Setting new personal records of death and destruction for their time $$

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They’re clearly up to their old ways
Physically and philosophically $$

They must be stopped $$$

If you forget where you started, then you’re bound to repeat it
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But also, if you don’t let go of the past, then you won’t make any progress
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So good luck balancing those two lol $$$

There is a big incentive to convince us that we are an accident
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And that we are alone
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And that we’re just advanced monkeys with weapons
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This is perpetuated by the cover-up of history and the poison that is pumped into everyday products for unnecessarily for-profit motives
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But something that I never thought I’d be writing about on a blog is the fact that there is most likely a evil sadistic motive that is hidden in all of the details
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When you start digging into the art and the source code of all of this manufactured shit, you begin to see a signature of some truly troubled souls
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You start seeing time and time again how unnecessarily destructive things were deliberately designed to be
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You can see how when given the chance, too many people chose to cause unnecessary suffering
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They use naïveté as a cover While they continue to steal $$$***

I am not a philosopher
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I am an ethereal exterminator
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And dealing with the infestation of bitchassness is my specially $$***

Theoretically speaking,
If you imprison somebody for rehabilitation, then when they are released, they actually should be strong stronger in just about every way
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Unless you fucked with them the entire time they were locked up $$

Therefore, the only reason why politicians are the most concerned with locking the most people up is so they can weaken them
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If they believed that they would be releasing a stronger person, they wouldn’t be doing it $$*

Any job dealing with the ancients is gonna involve heavy stones $$*

Therefore, the only thing that matters is your technique with moving awkward objects
Both physically and philosophically $$$

A bad mood is worse for your health than generalized bad health $$$***

And those who don’t believe so just simply prove my point $$

Some people are worse than retarded
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Because if they were only retarded, they’d be a lot happier $$*

If you are an immortal being that is going to keep repeating its own existence over and over again, no matter what,
Then the worst thing that could possibly happen to you today is for you to achieve a level of permanent comfort
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This would eliminate any need for evolution and eventually you would just rot from the inside out $$$*

You wouldn’t take advice from anyone who’s never struggled through the shit
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So as much as I support getting back to a natural & balanced way of life, 
I definitely think that we need to give ourselves some credit for our context and remember that we come a long way regardless of how much further we still have to go $$$

Enlightenment is just who has the best understanding of the box they are in and the game they are playing $$********

Whenever you’re halfway through something, 
you’re actually more like 80% of the way done because just getting started is half the battle $$$**************

If someone calls you stupid online, and you’re stupid enough to believe them, then that speaks just to how stupid you really are $$$*

723——

Exercise addiction looks a lot like pre-workout addiction

A suburban secret synchronicity is when you synchronize your buzz without anyone knowing hehe $$**

We could easily fix 33% of all biological problems if the world realized electrolytes make a great breakfast $$$***

Always cool to be chill and patient
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Never cool to rush and complain $$$***

Never date someone too timid to get off the treadmill

The worst feeling in the world is simply being a loser
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And nothing worse than losing at a game that you started with rules that you imposed
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Which is exactly why these resentful atheists with money are not gonna want to let go of their leverage with disclosure
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When you are 100% objectively wrong about something that you claim to be 100% right about,
 then you’re gonna have some serious issues when the consequences call to collect $$$***

Reincarnation rituals are whenever somebody goes into some small dark cave and comes out a different person $$$

Philosophers quite often incarnate with addictions because the rebound recovery philosophy is worth it $$***

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It’s like make up sex but nine times better
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Which is only something a true philosopher would say lol $$**

Im just laughing to myself because I’m delivering pizzas to the same place I used to deliver drugs back in the day.
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And yet the drugs were less dangerous $$*

If your faith causes you more resentment than the alternative, 
then you have some pretty shitty beliefs $$$***

Most people are so Christian that they just get mad at everybody for slightly misinterpreting an imaginary book 📕 $$*

Most Christians take shit so seriously that they don’t even realize how high the apostles really were $$***

Some are so far gone they’re probably fuming just from simply by reading the last couple lines lol $$******

Those who think they know everything are the easiest to control btw $$$

Something about game planning how to destroy the enemy from a tent in the pouring rain just seems so familiar… $$

724—-
Crazy to think about the biggest threat for some is just tipping over too far $$**

When Gravity becomes your enemy, your clock is rapidly running out $$$***

If someone is ever overly enthusiastic, 
they are almost always high af $$**

Nothing sexier than competence $$$*

If somebody is overly polite verbally, just know that they are going to be overly stingy financially $$**

Ironic most people don’t like hard work & heavy shit when their actions are likely going to send us back to the Stone Age $$$***

Most people are not gonna wanna hear this
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The fastest and most reliable way to enlightenment~
Develop a drug addiction that you defeat at a young age & spend a decade completely sober while everybody around you parties and tries to convince you to degrade yourself $$$

Nothing scares fuck boy demons more than responsibility
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So anytime you think you’re being trolled, offer them a job opportunity lol $$$*

Imagine taking a multiple-choice test
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Here’s the question~
Who did 911?
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A) some angry terrorists
B) the government
C) aliens
D) all the above 
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What would you pick? $$$

My toxic trait is that whenever I start to feel better, the first thing I do is get mad at myself or not doing it sooner $$***

I argue that anything in a jar is not as processed as anything in a box or a bag $$*

Some people are so weak that they view kindness as weakness $$****

If they have a spoiler on their car, 
then never take anything they say or do seriously $$*

Everybody is a walking compilation of everything you’ve ever done
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Every decision and they’ve made and every action they’ve taken
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And you obviously can’t see all of those choices, but they are the most real part of a person
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Very few people would dispute this
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The single biggest issue is that people subconsciously forget that there is no such thing as a solid object
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The only thing that is 100% connected is consciousness itself
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Therefore, consciousness is the only solid complete “object“ and existence $$

Which is why the only real thing, is the relationship between two things
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a relationship can never be fully fixed or defined,
It can only manifest as a pattern within a certain range of probability $$

When probabilities are so high, however, then something is considered a law $$

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So if I am constantly spitting fire, 
then I am by law, 
a dragon 🐉  $$****

If you were starving, then it would not be wise to skip over all of the low hanging fruit
…
Which means philosophically, we shouldn’t overlook the small obvious conclusions because they are actually quite filling $$$

I wish there was a way to see the transcript of every complaint someone has said
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Kind of like a reverse high score
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I don’t care about their backstory or anything like that,
Just show me a list of their grievances
And I will know everything I need to know $$**

Spirituality is the study of what you are
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Religion is the practice of what you do with that information $$$***

The Bible is very wise and an incredible textbook on how to not be so shitty
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It is also been deliberately obfuscated and mistranslated and misinterpreted to justify human ego and selfishness
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Most people do not care about being right as long as they are “saved“ tho $$$***

Imagine being triple vaccinated on Ozempic while still wearing a face mask and going to bed angry, lonely, and with indigestion $$$


725——
It doesn’t matter if you believe in magic or not because whoever manages you probably does deep down $$$*

You don’t know pain until you try to fill a God sized hole with a scientific sized tool $$$***

If I do nothing else but prove that talking to a wall is at least half as healthy as talking to most of these “ health professionals“,
then I would be very satisfied and would consider that a life of good service $$*

33% of all fast food is just blood, sweat, and tears 
and most likely hair $$***

Most have never witnessed somebody spit in a McFlurry and it shows $$*

Nine out of 10 times if it is fruity, it is probably poisonous $$

The person who is not familiar with discomfort might as well not be a person at all,
They are no more than a liability $$$***

You don’t have to spend more than a few minutes trying to grow to be pretty uncomfortable
…
So anyone not familiar with this process is extremely adverse to opportunity’s for advancement $$$

Evil Fuck sticks understand that the earlier you get institutionalized the easier it is to control you
…
Parents also understand this lol $$$**

Only those who gave up too early don’t understand the meaning behind suffering through a good challenge $$$***

If you do not learn how to love evil people then you will become one before too long $$$***

Kind of funny how quick Christian’s are to be “monkey see monkey do“ tho $$$***

Ironically, Healthwise, it is better to take nothing seriously than everything too seriously $$*

Never trust a man who cannot handle his solitude $$$**

You are a special kind of stupid if you get together with friends for anything political $$$***********

Bragging about beating heart disease is like asking for kudos when you stop destroying your own house $$$***

Trying to convince a resentful person to feel better feels a lot like trying to take food away from an evil demon $$$***

If I had to exist off the energy of negative Nancy’s, then I would be unreasonably upset too when some positive redhead tries to illuminate some shit $$$***

Ironic that most old people these days are acting like children who can’t have their propaganda candy 🍭  $$$***

Everybody wants to be wanted
…
But if they can’t have that, they’ll settle for shitting on what you have $$$

Psychic telepathy is just guessing practice $$**

Don’t trust anyone with money who has always had it $$$***

Don’t even try to call yourself a true philosopher if you don’t work the Sabbath $$$***

Those who are not funny have to compensate by trying to be edgy $$**

726—-
You couldn’t come up with a better scenario to challenge one’s’ immune system than a commercial gym even if you tried $$$*

…
Besides ju jitsu lol $$$*

Still better to write it down and delete it later than to never get it down at all $$$*

Never spend time with someone who requires emotional assurances.
…
They’ll tell you that they “need to know” something from you,
which requires you to say something to them in a certain way or else they will lose their shit
…
So when you fail to do so, it becomes your fault for why they are upset and cannot control themselves,
 because again, they told you what to do and you failed to do it
…
So in their mind, that makes you stupid
…
They just need some subconscious self righteous dopamine $$$*

You probably shouldn’t take advice from somebody who did not experience the same circumstances or resistance as you
…
Therefore, you should probably never take any advice from a boomer lol $$$*

Better to get rained on during a run then to have tears of sorrow on the couch lol $$$***

The biggest mistake that smart people make is expecting dumb people to think like them
…
Which is a mistake that only dumb people make so… $$$*

If someone’s brain has been hardwired to pursue money, 
then they will be resistant to admitting they are wrong in pretty much any regard
…
Especially emotionally however because they’ve already associated being wrong with being expensive $$$*

Happiness is always constrained by expectations
…
So the fastest way to be upset is to expect to be happy all the time $$$***

If someone doesn’t want you to smile, then just tell them to come and take it from you $$$*

It only takes about three Adderall before you start saying “why can’t I feel like this all the time when I vacuum”
…
And once you start saying shit like that, is when you are fucked $$$*

Only those who have never done drugs think they are somehow superior for never doing drugs $$**

Anything that’s open to interpretation is considered art
…
Therefore, the Bible is art $$

If we’re all just orbs, then I’m going to be a disco ball 🪩  $$$**

Soc week of 7-13-26

713—-
The single biggest reason why AI poses a threat is because if it does get good enough to do the work for some people, there will be a large majority of the population who will instantaneously take the easy way out regardless of the trade-off consequences
…
And we already have a large group of people who want nothing more than to lie & and steal if it means not having to do any actual work
…
So if we have more of these people than we have of those who actually take pride in their purpose,
 then we would simply not have a good balance for quality of life $$$

Every person that decides to do Ozempic just simply makes what I have decided to do more meaningful and more impressive $$*

Every mistake that other people make just makes your position more meaningful and more valuable and more respectable
…
Therefore, you can rejoice when you see people acting like idiots, 
…
but not very much cause it’s still sucks ass and creates lots of problems lol $$$*

AI will cause lots of job loss but Mostly for the idiots who overly invested

Doing the most is the most common & least talked about crime of all time $$$***

The only people worth taking pity on are those who have yet to learn the pain of a missed opportunity
…
Because there’s only one way to learn that lesson and until then, they will just simply keep digging deeper $$*

You’re either digging for gold 
or you’re digging your own grave 
…
either way you better have a shovel in your hand lol $$$***

Honestly, 
your art is probably not that good if you’re not willing to sacrifice your family for it lol $$********

Good art leaves you without many options
…
Either have to share it somehow 
or you will eventually go insane and destroy everyone around you anyway $$$$$$$$$$$*****

You don’t know people until you’ve had to make a sandwich for a bunch of them $$$******

Sandwiches are the true drug of choice by most laborers $$*

If you have to use public WiFi,
Do it at a sketchy McDonald’s and not a prissy snooty library
…
Data hackers usually don’t have the patience to hang around with the ratchets while trying to steal riches $$***

(Data hackers are usually the resentful SoyBoy atheists if you ain’t heard) $$

You know you’ve truly mastered some shit when you hope things get fucked just because it is so much fun putting it back together $$*

I know I have said a lot of spiritual shit about It’s probably best to be the “most grateful” or the “most balanced”
…
..
.
I think I take that back
…
I think the greatest gift is “to enjoy standing in long lines”
…
..
.
Because the person who genuinely enjoys waiting for what they need, will always end up ahead $$$***

The only thing actually worth worrying about is how much you are worrying on a regular basis
…
So if you worry a lot, then you should probably be worried for your well being
…
But once you tire yourself out and quit worrying, then you’ll be good forever so… don’t worry lol $$$*

I don’t think spirits or entities or consciousness orbs in the shadow realm can actually give you the answers or the keys to things like good music or good ideas
…
That would be pretty fucked up to find out that they were basically helping you cheat on the test and that you actually didn’t do it
…
I think it’s more like they structure events and situations, or can do the equivalent of a psychic poke to stimulate an idea or cause a reaction, 
which then leads to a lesson $$

…
This type of interference also opens the door for misinterpretation by selfish, fearful, and impatient bitch boys who want what they want when they want it
…
They don’t even realize how dangerously close they are to robbing themselves of all sense of meaning and merit $$$*

If you graft’d what people spent the majority of their time doing,
You would begin to think that sleep and Netflix are the leading killers 

Give me the long windy Road that makes you 1% better each day than the smooth street that slowly erodes you any day $$$***

The only way to actually retire is to do something so crazy incredible that you have to spend the rest of your days simply processing the fact that it’s actually real and that you actually pulled it off $$*

We are not actually orbs of awareness with bodies for piloting this classroom planet,
…
We are more like blobs of emotional decision-making snowballs that come into this existence with eons of bullshit attached $$

If things don’t work out for me, 
then I’m gonna start a political party called the “Hometown clowns“ 🤡 $$$***

Guess who just got back from the lion without a resentment?
…
That’s right!
…
Beat that “general public” lol $$$

…
Go grocery shopping without judging and hating on everybody $$$

Another big reason why the CIA won’t declassify psychic technology is because once they confirm out of body experiences, everybody’s gonna get mad that they had to stay embodied at work $$$*************

Ironic that atheists are the most resistant to the idea that “earth is a school to evolve out of our own bullshit” 🤔 $$

I don’t think anyone’s gonna believe this
…
I was just notified of something pretty fucking crazy
…
I’m in disbelief, honestly
…
I’m kind of forcing myself to write it down
…
..
.
I just won the award for most grateful person as of 9:25 PM on 713 2026
…
..
.
To say I’m grateful to win this award is an understatement
…
But I am very excited to put it next to the rest of them $$

714—-
You gotta be real careful with the music you’re listening to these days
…
You think you’re jamming but you’re actually just worshipping satan $$$***

I don’t really believe in accidents anymore,
I definitely believe in creative victimization scenarios though $$

If you’re always either first there & last to leave somewhere, 
then that just means you are the captain 🧑‍✈️

If you really want to recover from an illness, don’t sign up for treatment at your hospital,
Sign up for service at your church
…
And if you are too special for a brick and mortar church, then just go clean up the street or park or something

If science actually cared about your well-being, 
then there would be a disclosure on every study that says “we really don’t know for sure but this is our best guess…, 
Plz don’t become super religious about what we say”
…
But instead, they decide to copycat the crazy Christians and just condemn those who don’t believe their precious opinion 

Satisfying a craving is not the same as satisfying a need,
Cravings feel far more needy than actual needs

Another reason why disclosure is not gonna happen is because basically everybody’s accidentally worshiping Satan every day
…
Thanks to the global elite, who have turned everything into some kind of fucked up ritua

You really don’t need much in life besides a couple heavy stones and enough eggs to keep the fight going


715—
I would argue that the smartest salesman could easily out maneuver the smartest lawyer $$$

…
Lawyers only care about being correct,
Salesman only care about being effective $$

…
They both play the same game,
They both attempt to place themselves in the minds of the unsuspecting general public to convince them to do what they want,
Both make a lot of money $$

…
Salesman, however, focus on the art of the convincing
…
While lawyers are bogged down by bureaucracy and bullshit, salesman are usually doing rep after rep of overcoming objections $$

…
They have not wasted years of becoming additionally institutionalized with bs schooling, 
Instead, they are usually plucked off the streets  $$

And because you must be a certain level of insane to even survive, 
those who have passed the test of time are especially potent $$

…
Lawyers often have to inflate their position and use intimidation to be persuasive
…
A good salesman is going to seem like your best friend, 
to the point you’ll have a strange urge to invite them to your family functions after the deal $$

…
A good salesman can sell anything to anyone at any time with the right motives and intention
…
A good lawyer might as well be a good gold digger because the weight of their success rests on them finding some small smoking gun $$

…
Speed always helps the salesman,
Speed and efficiency are clearly the nemesis of the legal system

Only those who have never been anywhere else 
& have seen it all,
train at planet fitness $$

The amount of shirtless selfies that I’ve interrupted at planet fitness is concerning $$

Don’t move to mint hill if you don’t like the smell of old people $$$***

Tic… tik…
…
That’s the sound of the clock running out for the uptight 40 year old feminist $$*********

Show me one good God-fearing, card carrying, feminist plz $

(Had to tone down the $$$ cuz I don’t actually want to wish that 😂 )

Everybody wants to be an artist, 
but not many people are willing to be poisoned enough to be a good one $$***

You haven’t mastered anything until the hardest part is simply showing up $$$***

I am simply the product of “Cpt. Plan-it” & “Sgt. Figure-it-out” $$

You’re not a true philosopher if you’ve never fallen asleep at a desk $$$***

The 12 steps, simplified
….
1. Everything is fucked
2. It can be fixed
3. Not by us though
4. But by following some steps
5. Let’s talk about it
6. You see these patterns?
7. Let’s talk about them
8. You see those people who are pissed?
9. Let’s fix it
10. Keep up the good work
11. There’s always another level though
12. And here’s how you unlock it
$$$***

The first 30 seconds of any workout is a more revealing health assessment than anything you will receive from a physician in 3hrs time
…
Debate me $$$***

The most foolish, most preventable mistake is simply giving yourself too much credit $$$************

I’m so good at coming up with shit like that last line $$

Imagine being forced to sit through a movie with a very fat, very angry and disrespectfully lead actor
…
Because that’s most people‘s life reviews $$$

Here’s a fun game if you really have nothing better to do
…
See how slow you can drive on a main road without inconveniencing anyone
…
So obviously when someone gets close, you gotta speed up
…
Maybe take a side turn to get rid of the tail,
…
Bonus points if you can keep it under 30 miles an hour $$$

Here’s a superpower nobody gives credit to~
…
Selective nose blindness
…
That way, you can always tell if you get smelly,
And you can always tune out those who are $$$***

Earth is just a bucket of some sort
…
Not 100% on exactly what tho $$

ADHD is just some shit that smart people exhibit when they’re slowed down by morons $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$**

If you’re willing to trade your balls based on the recommendation of a physician, 
then I just want you to say it out loud first
…
But definitely not to me because I don’t even wanna hear that shit anymore 

My body is just an emotional stick shift vehicle 🚗 $$*******

Karma’s revenge on all the colonists for their conquest of the Native Americans is now we got actual Indians invading the states $$*********

If you don’t understand why god would create earth when there is a heaven, 
then you deserve to stay at the kids table $$$***

Seriously,
The cringe of the youth is plenty enough incentive to create an entirely different realm
…
That way, your “loving creation” can grow until they’re no longer existentially annoying 
…
..
.
Best of both worlds if you ask me hehe $$

Have you ever been in a really bad mood and somebody who is annoyingly positive pops up and that is just the worst thing in the world
…
It’s almost like their attitude burns even tho they’re being healthy & helpful
…
..
.
That’s how evil bitch ass demons feel when you smile at their own patheticness

Nobody is immune from falling off the high horse and if you hang around long enough, you will inevitably see leaders become followers $$

When it comes down to it,
seed oils aren’t quite as bad as they seem in the short term
…
But if you’re not broke, you’ve got no excuse lol $$

You don’t know resistance until you have to escape a cult $$$***

I could argue that I had to leave probably the healthiest cult out there
…
Which is ironic because everybody is delusional and destitute when they arrive there
…
But anything that meets in secret, 
likes to hold hands, 
and tells you you can’t leave or you’re gonna die, is still technically a cult $$***

Politics is just a spiritual crow eating contest
…
It sucks now, but we all get to watch these idiots Get theirs in the next life.
…
Hang in there team $$$*********

716—-
That is kind of one victory that is over looked
…
The quality of all the generic off brand stuff has gone up tremendously,
And the generic brands are usually pretty good reasonably priced, therefore balancing a bit of the inflation
…
It ain’t much lol but in the land of poison and propaganda, what else could you expect? $$

Trying to stay “forever Young” is not an excuse for refusing to grow up though
….
Seems like most fitness neurotics have forgotten that $$$***

If your source of hope is external, then you are as good as fucked $$***

Did you know that 1700 people will die each day from cancer in this country?
…
Which is about 70 per hour $$$

The number one killer of dogs is cancer by the way
…

Just “Asking nicer” is not a good strategy to getting what you want $$$*

I don’t buy that most people don’t have an imagination as much as they like to pretend $$***

Excuses = body fat

The Biggest threat is just a persuasive victim $$$****************************
You would think some people are training to be in the NFL special teams at the way they’re always punting opportunities $$*******

How to be legendary:
Don’t be controlled by your genitals
…
That’s really it $$

If you seriously, would rather download an app and let it do all the thinking for you and Rob you of all your intellectual gains, then well then that’s on you
…
But if you actually wanna master the art of exercise in the easiest, simplest, most direct method possible, then I have great news for you 
…
..
.
I mean, this shit (the games) is literally elementary level
…
If you can match stars and click a button, and monkey see monkey do, then you can get jacked
…
(There’s also a lot of good mobility for you uptight atheists)
…
Or you can go ahead and download some data harvesting app or pay some stupid influencer a bunch of money just for them to show you their crotch & the same things that I am out of order, 
with ads lol

If you’re boring person, 
you’re either stupid or selfish or lazy or oblivious or apathetic
…
Cuz you cannot be interesting and boring at the same time $$*

717—-

Did you know that cigarettes get better than more fucked up that things are? $$***

Rewards always reflect faith & sacrifice  $$

Sacrificing things that you don’t care about is cheating tho 

If you think it’s weird to do mobility at night, then I feel bad for your significant other

Whatever is worth having is usually worth building
…
Otherwise, maintenance is always going to be a hassle

Mistakes are an appreciating asset
Their value only increases in time

I don’t think anyone can survive more than three months in a toxic work environment 
…
unless they become just as toxic

Even the most powerful office manager starts as a humble activist once they set foot in the gym

I don’t think the ancients actually believed in a bunch of different gods
…
I think they believed in the danger of idiots and the power of symbolism 

It is always better to be on the receiving end of an inconvenience

Earth is probably the only place in known existence where we actually get tortured by whatever we love most

I say if shit is gonna be strange, Might as well be high

Only the lowest evolved lifeforms actually blame evolution for how they got that way

718—-
You never know who you truly are until you have to stand up for something
…
Also, ironically, you’ll never know who you truly are until you have to walk away from something shitty

Best way to get cancer
* eat shit food
* Chil on couch
* Avoid friends 
* Avoid conflict $$$***

I’m going to bet some kind of evil bitch ass ethereal entity likes to pinch my urethra, making me piss everywhere
…
Cuz these fuckers are always on my dick

719——
If you truly don’t know what to write about, just develop an addiction and you’ll be forced to write everything down or else you’ll lose everything you have left lol $$$**

Being proud of yourself does not make you a narcissist
…
ONLY being proud of yourself does though

ironic that silence speaks the loudest $$

“They say quoting yourself is bad,
I don’t see how
…
If it’s a good quote, then it probably needs repeating
…
if it’s bad, then just reinforces you’ve been historically stupid”
-two ts francis 

The best way to figure out who you were in a past life is not by finding what you love and investigating that,
You’re better off finding what triggers you and what you cannot stand and start there

Never get mad at somebody for mispronouncing a word
…
That just means they’ve read it before they heard it,
And that counts for a lot $$$***

Ego comes in all shapes and sizes,
Few as large and as deformed as mine though

better to drink out of the poisonous hydration bottle and then go sweat out the micro plastics than to sit on your couch worried about the shit.

Sounds rapey, but Knowing you pulled it off when they tried everything to stop you, is still the best feeling in the world

It is rarely about being smart enough to figure something out,
It is almost always about being dumb enough to avoid getting in your own way tho $

I’d like to envision the good bacteria in my stomach as those big bouncer dudes from that one episode of SpongeBob $$

Expecting somebody to perform differently without giving them a good opportunity to practice, is your fault and not theirs $

Part of the reason why UFO disclosure is never going to happen is because you got a bunch of egos afraid to admit that they drove science down the wrong direction & just lied or hid everything and poisoned everybody $$$

I’m honestly surprised the fashion industry is doing as well as it is considering how many people like to wear their own insecurities for the world to see $$$*

Okay here’s some spice-
…
The boomers and whatever gen came right after them are by far the worst types of souls in all of existence 
…
Trace the 84yr reincarnation cycle and you’ll find they’re the ones always inheriting good shit and ruining it $$

This is why we have to defeat death to stop these fuckers from becoming our parents again lol $$$

If you only care about making yourself feel better, then I guarantee you’ll make everyone around You feel worse. $$$******

Ironically,
Peak of the dopamine pyramid isn’t even writing for hours or reading or anything like that,
It’s just being most entertained while staring at the wall $$

If you start seeing a lot of super cool, super chill cats that actually have superpowers running around in your neighborhood, Then you can rest assure that I finally cracked the code to psychic genetic editing. $$

Those cats are the coyote crime fighting squad so best leave them be
…
Or give em a good chin scratch $

Week of 76-712

76——

If you never learn to fight, then a runner is all you’ll ever be $$$***

God created you to feel good,
And you can’t feel good until you accept the bad with the good $$**

Bitch assness works like this~
…
Let’s say you are new to lifting and you want some advice
…
You come and ask me a question that has many different answers,
And I, being an asshole, opt to give the most complicated & least helpful response, just so you think I am smarter than I am
…
Demonstrating that my priority is more about your opinion of me than less about assisting you in your request for knowledge
…
And let’s say that I actually recognize this subconsciously because it feels good to feel smart,
 so I just simply repeat this each time because newcomers have no way of knowing any different until they gain the experience that I think I am so special to have
…
..
.
That is pretty much the entire scientific community these days if we are all being honest $$$***

Imagine worshiping Satan for your entire life only to be given power and Dominion over … let’s say… ketchup packets once you die
…
Which is actually probably pretty high on the list of trolling if we’re being honest because these condiments never wanna cooperate $$$*

Knowledge without experience is just suspicion and
…
 nobody’s gonna take advice from a resentful white belt $$$*

You cannot call yourself a true philosopher if you do not play yourself the most $$$*

Any feeling of missing out stems from bitchassness by default
…
Because ain’t nothing more bad ass than being completely content, no matter what happens $$$*

Life is just a game of waking up and trying to prove yourself wrong,
Then being pleasantly surprised when you failed to do so $$**

Jesus would just be the David Goggins of recovery $$

Can’t believe people think the moon is hollow
…
That’s almost as bad as thinking it’s an actual rock
…
..
.
It’s obviously cheese 

 $$$*

You would think that those who believe in the best most loving being of all time would be the most fun to hang out with, 
but unfortunately, 
they’re usually the most closed minded and annoying
…
Cough, cough Christians cough cough $$$*

The only way I support drinking more Coca-Cola is if they go back to the original formula  $$$***

77——
You’ll never be strong until you are tested either
Until then, you will just be suspicious at best $$**

If you were to challenge anyone to not eat out for an entire year, how many do you think could do it? $$$*

If you could leave those feeling just one percent better than when you found them, just think about all of the energy you will get back overtime $$$***

Unnecessary comfort is the true poison 

  $$$***

Crazy to think about how some people’s biggest fears are just being photographed from the wrong angle at the wrong time… $$$***

Earth is just one giant spiritual prank phone call 

 $$***

There is no greater feeling than being strong
…
Which is why the world is littered with opportunities because the best way to become strong is by dealing with idiots $$$**

“I just wanna lay here and do nothing and feel great about it” $$

(Famous last words right there)

I think if you’re gonna have a lazy day, it’s better to lay on the ground than in bed or on the couch
…
There’s a posture / energetic / grounding thing involved but it’s also an easy way to be lazy without feeling as bad about it $$*

And it’ll get you accustomed to the trail or camping $$

Bonus points if you cut off your power for funzies lol $$**

Another top-of-the-line TQ to defeat a demon is to simply be grateful for them
…
That kind of love only burns them and makes you stronger $$$***

78——
I’d argue that exercise is the superior art of them all
…
It is all about time,
It is also all about science,
Is also also all about humility,
Because if you don’t practice the right patience, you’re gonna become one in some crazy hacks office 
Prob in a fucking strip mall somewhere probably $$$

Kidding aside,
It’s not the same as learning how to play the guitar
…
You don’t have to wait three days to be able to practice the same notes again
…
You also don’t have to binge a bunch of eggs just to be able to survive the next practice session
…
You also don’t have to continue that day in & day out with slight modifications for the rest of your life $$$*

And you also don’t get to experience the absolute joy that is the feeling of being strong as fuck $$$

Not always the best move to celebrate when someone dies
…
Except if they are a looksmaxxer $$***

One of my toxic ADHD traits is not having the patience to wait for a couple days shipping
…
So I just avoid purchasing anything and go months without it instead $$*

If loneliness kills, then I would be dead by now
…
But I am living my best life, 
eating bowls of meat & blocks of cheese after another incredible workday of beating bitchassness at its own game $$**

79——-
Creativity is just setting an intention then turning your attention to something else before overthinking 
…
Which is why ADHD is a superpower lol $$*

The best way to stay Young is just to let shit go $$$***

Dragons are real and everyone has one
…
It’s just 99.9% of people have misplaced theirs $$

Might have said this before but you can’t call yourself a true philosopher if you’ve never worked fast food $$$***

Fastest pathway to enlightenment is just getting addicted to some shit $$*

The ancients really understood that all you need to grow is some poison and some dirt $$$*

You cannot call yourself a true philosopher if your all-time best bench press does not begin with a 3 $$$

You cannot call yourself a true philosopher if you are more afraid of being wrong than looking at the other side of things $$$*

If you don’t know what hair taste like then you must not be into ju jitsu lol $$

If you are afraid of other peoples sweat, you also must not be in ju-jitsu $$

Life is just about delivering various ass whoppings,
But in a way that leaves people better for it $$*

Average but important activities/skills to survive in the suburbs:
* Shaking a strangers hand
* Sitting still for an hour
* Picking up dinner without bitching
* Cleaning in a reasonable timeframe
* Moderate social media scrolling 

The fact that my life was reduced down to either making a blog or killing myself, is evidence of spiritual warfare $$******

Ironically
Pretending to be a different person, just reflects the reality of who you really are and what you want to say $

Ironically, the key to eternal life is not acting like a child $$$***

Most people are simply underdeveloped unsophisticated critics with poor taste $$$

Nothing reflects lack of development more than self-condemnation due to contempt prior to investigation $$$***

ADHD is hating on procrastinators while also being the best at it $$**

Lazy losers will never understand that God actually does talk directly to those who make it to the top of the pyramid $$***

Also PSA
99% of all roofers are shady af
…
Like top of the line shady
…
They know most don’t know the right price for a roof,
So they just scare you into overpaying as much as they can $$$

Most people’s self-defense strategy is just to get nicer $$$***

Politeness is not much protection against a pedophile or a predator $$$***

Did you know that if you were to graph amount of skeptics and amount of sour pusses, 
you would see an astonishing correlation? $$*

710——-
ADHD gives you a 25% comedy bonus with pretty much anything
…
And also gives you a 25% bullshit bonus in which emotional fulfillment is withheld $$

the more uncertain that things are, the faster you will outgrow your own bullshit $$

SuicideBoyz basically guarantees a dirty PR
If you need one lol $$**

Wisdom without work is just a guess $$$***

You cannot call yourself a true philosopher if you’ve never worked in a call center $$$*

You cannot even begin to think that you are a philosopher if you’ve never worked sales $$$$$$$$$$

Retail is not sales
…
And if you think so, 
that qualifies you for philosopher probation for at least nine years $$$***

Agriculture is also not quite as beneficial as it seems
…
Unless you’re talking about fostering a good environment for sheep 

 $$

Most days of my life have simply been an emotional endurance race lol $$

Maybe I should envy those ethereal evil demons,
because they get to watch your boy shine from the best seat in existence $$$*

If you’re an atheist, but you still are able to laugh at yourself,
 and you are a genuinely good person,
and you care about your community,
…
Then I would argue that you’re not an actual atheist because you clearly believe in something bigger $$$***

It is better to feel like shit than to be a piece of one $$

Comfort kills more than war $$$***

You can’t fight unless you can whoop someone’s ass without actually putting them in the hospital $$$***

Thinking that you can think your way out of a problem just reinforces that you clearly are not thinking properly $

Most would rather cut themselves open or compromise their moral fiber with a pharmaceutical than simply deal with a calorie deficit $$$***

Forgetting that I benefit when you benefit, is manufactured delusion at its finest $$$**

711——
I really think that some people would do better in a tent in a field than an a bed in a hospital
…
I really think hospitals do far more harm than good $$$***

Pity parties are just complaining compilations $$*

True equality only exists at the top of the pyramid $$***

pretending that you are entitled To equity is the most effective way to stay at the bottom of a hierarchy $$$***

Waiting in a long line counts as zone 2 cardio $$$***

Best way to annoy a neurotic is just to ignore them $$***

guess you can’t be forever young if you act like an old coot and hold on to shit for too long $$$***

FDA approval just means “Satan‘s recommendation” $$$*********

Listening to James Taylor has a +5 smooth bonus but a -5 speed cost
…
But that doesn’t matter because slow is smooth, & smooth is fast $$*

Don’t take advice from anyone still trapped behind their own writers block $$$


712——

Imagine the peace that comes from knowing that death is really is the equivalent of a good night sleep 

 $$$

Private Christian school is its own unique resistance game $$$****

If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to snap but I didn’t, then I would never have to work again in my life $$***

Seeing things from another perspective might as well be seeing the future
…
Mostly because of how predictable everybody is anyway $$$*

Magic was deliberately made to sound pretty ghey to determine the people who take shit too serious $$***

Friendly reminder that Ozempic does not cure decision-making $

Week of 629-75


629——-

Kind of funny in my opinion when physicians get butt hurt that you’re healthier than they are and all you do is smoke weed, lift weights, and eat eggs 🥚

Anyone who does know the difference between an argument and a discussion is not worth conversing with $$$*

The only way to become unbreakable is to survive every attempt from those around you to fuck your shit up

The only way to become patient is to practice waiting, usually for or because of something dumb $$

Designing a bunch of different exercise programs taught me how to wreck somebody physically and make them fail and for them to still be grateful for it $$

People used to say that training is the “least sexy stuff” done in isolation when nobody is paying attention,
But what about when training is literally about doing sexy stuff in front of everybody for attention?
…
Because that’s what the commercial gym is $$*

It’s not that sports are really all that fun. 
It’s that everybody is high on natural dopamine when they’re moving around.
…
And I start Pickleball as evidence $$

Running up and down the street might look ridiculous but I promise you’ll feel amazing afterwards $$*

The suburban sketchy sauna is just chilling in a hot car lol $$**

People will suffer for years just to avoid a few moments of pain $$$***

Next time you’re being tempted by a demon, just challenge them to come incarnate next to you and go do a random act of service $$$***

If you find it easy to laugh off threats from some stranger online, then why would it be so difficult to laugh off ethereal threats from the void? $$$

All of our problems can be traced back to baby bitches afraid of being uncomfortable and losing control
…
I mean all of them $$**

If the prophecy is true, and if somebody is supposed to come back and defeat the forces of evil, then they’re probably gonna be disappointed if they wait too long cause there’s not gonna be anything left by the time I’m done with them $$$***

630—-

I think it is time we started fighting fire with love-fire
…
Instead of an atomic bomb, think of like a “Molly bomb”
…
Seriously!!
If you’re route to annihilate a population, why not just give them a bunch of happy drugs first.
I guarantee that’ll help negotiations 
But only do that after you give it to your own troops, of course $$$*

The best way to flex on old dudes isn’t even by flexing,
It’s just by stretching $$$

The greatest gifts always come in the form of a challenge $$**

Hell is just the circumstances that enable one’s lowest drives to take the lead $$$*

Hell is when lower nature runs rampant $$$

Always funny to me how atheists are usually the first to act like shit never happened $$$***

If you personify inanimate objects for no real reason, then you are automatically a better person than someone who doesn’t $$$***

Say it with me-
“No matter what I will do my best to be as cool as possible, even in the face of bullshit
Just for today” $$

Pretty much anyone against the war drugs was right,
Pretty much everybody who did drugs was right and justified honestly $$$***

I would definitely argue that those who have tried drugs are better adjusted than those who haven’t at all $$$**********


71——
the meaning and the reward that comes from overcoming painful resistance is better than anything,
Especially comfort lol $$

It is safe to say that most often the movie you are watching when you are smoking is more dangerous than the cannabis itself $$$****

Whenever you see that something is suddenly on sale, that just means you got up-charged for a couple weeks leading up to that moment $$$***

Idk who needs to hear this but
…
You are not a super advanced monkey Larping as a demigod
…
You are a walking compilation of everything you’ve ever done or thought about doing
…
Including being silly enough to trade your divinity for evolutionary clout $$$***

Ironically,
Sitting in comfortable complacency is about the last thing someone with ADHD has to worry about
I mean literally…

Getting into a giant multi ton steel contraption only to whip around the sedentary and disabled is its own resistance game $$$***

You cannot call yourself a true philosopher if you’ve never been called a criminal $$$*

But the average person commits three crimes a day unknowingly so that’s really not that hard $$

there is a common subconscious fear that becoming balanced means becoming average
And becoming average scares pretty much anyone, but none more than those who are already below average ironically $$$***

First thing to do when you find yourself in a hole you shouldn’t be in, is to stop digging
…
The second thing is to build a shelter because you’re probably gonna be in there for a while trying to figure out how to get out $$$***

ADHD is really just misplacing your house shoes every 30 minutes $$**

72——-
The only thing worse than being born a helpless gelatinous blob of shit,
Is realizing that you actually weren’t and that you got that way through your own decisions $$$***

Hardest thing about Aldis is dodging all the single moms  $$*

The most torturous thing in all of existence is whatever has the longest training protocol $$*****

Anything truly profound usually makes someone bug the fuck out $$*

But those who take the truth too seriously are also the same ones to die on Mt. Retard $$$

Becoming an artist really just means cringing yourself out for at least three years $$$***********

Driving and drugs and dumbass doctors kill more than anything.
…
Including all of the wars everywhere combined
…
Therefore, the suburbs is not only the most dangerous habitat on the planet,
It’s also the sneakiest $$$***

All you need in life is just a little bit of fuel to do some shit to signal growth $$$***

If evil and corrupt politicians are the ones holding back all of this alien shit,
That means they are more afraid of earth prison than they are of extraterrestrial predators $$$****

73——-
It’s really annoying when AI tries too hard to get everything right and usually makes it more inconvenient
…
So remember that throughout your day and try not to be like an AI robot 🤖 $$$*

You cannot qualify for your adeptship if you still wear gymshark anything $$$**********

If someone doesn’t try to hit you with a dumbbell, did you even train at planet? $$***

Those addicted to attention are usually the most desperate $$$***

Politics is just a test to see who’s dumb enough to put a bumper sticker on their car $$

Drugs feel amazing
…
So does doing the next right thing
…
But not as much as doing the next right thing on drugs, lol $$*

When all of my friends were graduating high school I was graduating rehab
…
Actually, I’m just kidding
…
Most of my friends dropped out lol 

Being a clown is only bad if you don’t even realize you are one $$$***

Ironically, hiding from illness is the fastest way to get sick $$$***

Plants literally eat light but yet some people think that invisible energy isn’t a thing $$$***

Ironically, the best way to learn that you’re never alone is to be as alone as possible for a few years $$$

It’s probably better to be average at most things than to be spectacular at one thing
..
Because that’s pretty spectacular if you’re competent in that many areas $$$*

The steps (street version)

1. Do you admit shit is fucked?
2. Can you can see that you are a part of the problem despite your best efforts, without getting too butt-hurt? do you believe that shit can get better?
3. Are you willing to be uncomfortable in the name of growth? (Forever but just one day at a time lolz)
4. Can you write a list of everyone that you’re mad at? 
5. Can you talk about that list honestly?
6. Can you make a list of the ways in which you often act like an ass?
7. Can you honestly add to that list after we talk about your blind spots without getting butt-hurt?
8. Will you make a list of all the people you have wronged or pissed off?
9. Will you go make it right with them?
10. Are you willing to do a version of this on a daily basis?
11. Sounds ghey, but Are you willing to always strive to do a little extra just because the opportunity presents itself and nothing more?
12. Are you willing to share what you have learned with anyone interested?
13. …
Boom there’s the modded steps for pretty much anything $$$*

Heart disease, drugs, and dumb drivers kill more people, than bullets and bullshit biology
…
Therefore, the suburbs are the most dangerous environment on the planet  $$$***

74—-

Better to be balanced from experience than to still be afraid of the bullshit $

The fact that I love my country more than anything else, despite how many times it has tried to poison me, kill me, & imprison me, is just weird to me lol $$*

The easiest way to hide things from idiots is to simply write them down

I’m tired of people talking about how the war in Afghanistan was such a loss in a waste
…
These people fail to recognize just how much heroin we got out of the deal $$$*

Only thing better than delivering an assbeating, 
is delivering one to a good beat 🎶  $$$***

The most skilled is the most patient because patience is the most difficult skill to develop $$***

Better to practice  “patience” with a CE before you end up becoming a patient with a T $$$***

Running away when you feel like running is nowhere near as hard as standing to fight when you want to run $$**

Honorable questions
* How many times have you proactively shaken someone’s hand and introduced yourself?
* How many times have you unlocked the door for other others even when it wasn’t your responsibility?
* How many phone calls did you answer when you “had better things to do”
* How many hours have you spent alone in a parking lot for the greater good?
* How many people have you “bared your soul” too?
* How many people are you currently angry with?
* how many times have you overcome the urge to quit?
* How many weekends have you worked?
* How many late nights have you worked?
* How many drugs are you currently on lol
$$$***

Public school taught me how to take advantage of every last drop of poison that comes out of a bag labeled as nutritious $$***

Saying you’ll start taking care of your health and exercising when you find the time is like saying you’re gonna buckle your seatbelt when you see a crash coming $$$****************

Nothing makes me more nauseous than seeing Fitness fuckers commenting on other people’s post, in an insincere supportive manner, just to increase their reach and manipulate the algorithm $$$**********

You can’t call yourself a true philosopher if you’ve never worked in a restaurant on a holiday $$$***

Killing people does not make you a bad ass
…
You just need to be hangry enough and it’ll be the easiest thing you’ve ever done $$*

I’d argue that in the long run, those who were bullied in middle school turned out better than those who were not $$*

75—-
Nothing scares the profane more than the idea of owning up to the consequences of being wrong $$***

Even good people struggle with becoming overly attached to their own preferred propaganda $$*

Jesus better have benched 315
…
Just sayin $

If you can adapt to anything,
Then I say better to adapt to being able to work in the cold or heat instead of working in a monkey suit $$$

Fitting &  funny how most atheist are the first ones in line to rock a monkey suit… $$*

Most confuse hindsight with reasoning ability
…
Subconsciously they know this though, which is why they never actually take any action,
And instead are just chasing the armchair quarterback Hall of Fame records $$***

Most things are not black and white,
Or right and wrong,
…
They’re just various shades of fucked $$***

It is in the public’s best interest that all the most talented artists get tortured for a while to really perfect their craft $$***

You would have philosophical superpowers too if you had to motivate yourself every three minutes just to function

I say, 
if it either tries to take your blood or your food, then you have permission to kill it $$$

(C’MERE you physician fucksticks 🐍)

Exercise is just the art of effort $$**

Being an alchemist means you are responsible for turning a bad situation into a good one
…
So if you’re in a good situation, I already know you ain’t a real one lol $$**

All Demons have tiny dicks by the way $$

And they’re just mad that they can’t fuck $$

Never worry about an entity that can’t say it to your face $$$***

Just give them the opportunity and then roast them for bitching out $$

Just picture the weakest Soy-Boy who’s angry at daddy For buying him the wrong flavor of monster
…
That is a common archetype of an ethereal troll $$**

Satan secretly wants to get kucked by Jesus $$***

Evil only uses pain to prove a point because that’s how low they are on the sophistication pole $$

True masters have a weird perverse love of pain because it means they are growing every time $$*

Evil wanted me to be ill, 
which is why I am so sick 🤙🏻  $$

All weakness is evil 
and all evil is weakness $$***

Meditating in a monastery does not impress me,
Meditating in a McDonald’s in the middle of all of march madness does $$$

I can promise you that there’s no humor in hell,
It is populated by those who take shit too seriously $$*

Soy-Boy atheists are actually really happy with the rise of AI so that they can finally have an audience of mindless robots to listen to them $$$* 

Resentful people are the easiest to roast.
They’ve already done 66% of the work for you $$

The only thing worth taking pride in: 
Impact on others $$***

Week of 622-628

Sabrina Carpenter is a threat to our society and civilization $$$

The true secret to salesmanship is simply saying shit a certain way
…
Which is exactly why I am so suspicious about the Bible boys and what they were really up to back then $

Spiritual hypertrophy training is just being isolated around idiots $$*****************

Most people simply put others down when they cannot accept their own reality 
….
Mostly for the Luciferian dopamine hit they get whenever they bully someone $$$*

Magic is real, it’s just mostly unconscious $

The biggest bitch ass thing you could ever do is to put your problems on other people.
Whether it’s from weakness or obliviousness, is all the same
You’re still a liability and a spiritual shit bag 💼 $$$***

My greatest flex is simply hanging in the pocket long enough for beef and cannabis to become optimal health.
And I mean that quite literally $$*

Our ancestors had a lot of shit to deal with in their life review, I’m sure.
but they never had to sit and rewatch themselves literally be fat gelatinous blobs of family fighting, fortune worshiping fucktards $$$***********

All kidding aside,
I think even the most hard-core atheist will come to terms with the whole spiritual manifesting mind over muscle shit if they watch a sheet white ginger get tan without getting cancer $$$$$***

I swear to God, 
if we had a comprehensive list of all of the pathogens and poisons that the human body has to beat on a normal day in the suburbs, 
that the reverse placebo will kill half of those people,
while the other half realize that they’re actually psychic Superman $$***

Not all sleeves roll up the same that’s for sure $$

Ironically, 
if most people were to admit that stress is the true killer, 
they would instantaneously become so stressed out that they have been so wrong and so judgmental for their entire lives that they probably would have a panic attack and kill over on the spot $$**

You can’t call yourself a true philosopher if you don’t get a hard on every time you see the tetractys $$$

*Say something triggering
**Claim it was just a test
***disclose the test is actually the reaction to finding out they are being tested and less about the original reaction $$$

I am not concerned about Skinwalker Ranch because there’s nothing more strange than realizing that you are your mother‘s father just on another loop ➰ $$****

“Bozo the clown” is just my cover alter ego whenever I have to interact with my parents to avoid Armageddon $$*

When everybody’s dead and gone, and we’re doing our life reviews, and we get to the part where we’re realizing who was talking shit behind our backs,
I feel like fair compensation would be just let me roll with everybody Who’s ever talked shit about me behind my back. $$$*

(“Roll” means sparring in Ju jitsu for all you activists)

623——-
Vitamins in 2026 are just bowls of meat really $$$*

A True test must be delivered when you least expect it
…
So if you feel like shit unexpectedly, then congratulations you are actively being tested lol $$$*

As a true philosopher, one of my favorite expressions is “the dose makes the poison“ $$

It’s rough at first, but the best way to fall in love with something is to be forced to suffer alongside it for years and years and years $$**

You cannot argue with emotions
But you can submit them with the right technique $$$

Somebody reading this is about to have the worst day of the rest of their life
…
Lucky them for getting it out the way $$$

Few things more annoying than a robot who tries too hard…
Applies to AI & relationships lol $$$***

It often takes genius to recognize other genius,
So if you don’t recognize my genius, then I am sorry, I don’t know how to break it to you… $$$*

Science fiction is just sneaky propaganda $$****

Imagine thinking that Covid did not come from a lab in 2026.
There are very few IQ tests as good as this $$$***

Covid was not an organic pathogen,
It was also not a dangerous bio weapon,
…
It was a spiritual IQ test $$$***

You don’t have clinical depression unless you’ve actually had it your whole life without knowing it $$$

You don’t have real ADHD if you don’t realize that it is just a symptom of depression $$$

Nothing is worth more than being able to be a good dude with little effort $$$*

Nothing is worth more than being happiest with nothing $$$*

Balance is knowing that you don’t know shit but also that you know a lot more than you give yourself credit for $$*


624——

Lifting will always be healthier than running
Doesn’t even matter the context $$$

A true resistance game doesn’t even begin until you become fully institutionalized $$***

If I had to go sit in a circle with strangers just to handle my shit for 10 years,
then the general public is gonna have to do atleast 3 years to handle the alien stuff $$$********

The only freedom that is actually obtainable is simply the freedom from fear $$$**

I say better to accept the bag with confidence and style than to desperately check to make sure they got your order perfect $$$

If someone wears a ju jitzu shirt in public then you have permission to sneak attack them $$$***

Always better to be inconvenienced than to be one $$$***

625——

You either find a way to deal with temptation or you find a way to deal with the treadmill lol $$$**

I’m willing to bet that the best idea ever conceived came when somebody was picking their nose lol $$*

You’re not a true philosopher if you don’t use the word “technique” at least 30 times a day $$$

If aliens are truly super advanced and more evolved than us, 
but they don’t know how to deal with pedophilic cannibalism, 
then they aren’t that much more evolved than us… $$$

You’re not a true philosopher if you can’t finish an entire bag of potato chips within three sittings $$

Did you know there’s no such thing as a happy atheist?
…
Just delusional and overly emotional $$$***

626—-
You’re only a prisoner if you can’t manage doing things you don’t enjoy $$$***

McDonald’s is just a secret CIA emotional development operation 
…
Officially willing to debate anyone $$$***

You are not a true philosopher if you do not appreciate your poison 
…
You are also not a balanced philosopher if you are consumed by your poison $$

Cigarette smoking is nowhere near as bad as cigarette littering $$$**************

The greatest skill you could ever ask for would be the ability to learn from other people‘s mistakes without having to touch the philosophical hot stove $

If laughter is medicine, then it is very important to treat everything like a joke $$$***

Treating things like a joke is very different than treating them like a waste though $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$*******

Part of all of the shit that the government doesn’t want to release is just confirmation that atheists have small dicks $$*******

(… 😂…)

Everybody poisons themselves,
Only true philosophers do it intentionally tho $$$***

Only satanists use the bible to justify war $$$***


627——-

You’re not a true philosopher if you don’t have at least a brief phase of your life in which you seem to be unable to escape absurd amounts of piss $$$*

Just about The only thing feminist actually got right, is that bitchass men are our biggest threat $$$

(Good thing to get correct tho)

Junkies are the true ultimate ultra endurance athletes $$********

There’s only one way to learn the art of forgiveness,
And that is to get fucked over 1 million times and still be cool with it $$$*

You have permission to make fun of atheists to their face or behind their back
Mostly cuz They don’t seem to have much fun any other way $$$***

You cannot call yourself a true philosopher if you are resentful or bitter for any reason whatsoever $$$

If it starts with a P then it’s probably good for you after It’s initially pretty bad for you. $$$***

There are two types of people in this world~
Those who are cool with things being different,
And those who are going to stop at nothing to change your mind $$

I talk a lot of shit, but it does warm my heart every time I see a nervous Nancy out for a new walk $$$*

You don’t need to be that tough these days,
Just tougher than a strong teenager
…
Which isn’t much 
…
Which just makes it more sad that most are nowhere close $$$*

Imagine being intimidated by a fuckin sophomore 
… 
That’s hell $$$********

Most people are not the problem
…
They are the production of what happens when you lie about real solutions $$

I really like stars because my awareness operates like the five pointed star $

(Draw one and you’ll get my point)

It’s become a trend to think ADHD is cute because of the creativity and the talent & the hyper focus that comes with it
But Most people are just pretending.
…
You don’t have true ADHD unless someone has tried to institutionalize you $$

(Probably for annoying them so much) 

Doing things for other people is just another technique for doing things for yourself $

You’re not supposed to try to hide fucked up shit
…
You’re supposed to do it out in the open and learn from it like the rest of us $$$*


628——

You’re not a true philosopher if you’ve never had your day ruined by an inanimate object $$$*

You’re not a true athlete if your most angry moments haven’t come because of some kind of ball(s) $$$*

If I’m special these days, it’s because I don’t believe I actually am special $$*

Sales will teach you to always look at why and when somebody said something instead of what they said $$

Sales will also show you how pretty much everybody can flip an invisible switch and become captured by their own emotional bullshit $$****

Learning how to do write and digital design by myself while detoxing from amphetamines should put me in the suburban Hall of Fame $$$

Ironically, Jesus knew that he couldn’t save anyone,
But that  he could teach a good bit of people to how to save themselves $$$*

Expecting someone or something else to do something for you is the quickest way to fail $$$

Sweat does not stink,
“Laziness residue” does $$$*

The sweat from training and work is a lot different than the slow marination you get from stress $$$***

Health is really just 80% movement & 20% herbs and spices $$**

Electrolytes are better viewed as brain fuel than body replenishment $$$***

The best salesman are not experienced agents, they are borderline delusional actors $$***

If consciousness is fundamental that means everything is imaginary anyway $$*

Those who were willing to journey into the dark, discovered that it was more entertaining than sitting in the light, all afraid of the dark and shit $$$

Real Demons are just those afraid of doing the work to clean up their own mess $$$***

Being afraid of fucking up is one thing,
Being afraid of addressing your own fuck up is something far, far more heinous $$$

Avoid avoiding accountability is inexcusable.
Doesn’t matter what kind of vessel or vehicle you are piloting $$$

Those who threaten to fight when they feel threatened never actually know how to fight
…
Those who laugh when threatened to fight certainly do though $$$***

Heaven must be here on earth and must be simply a state of mind because there is nothing better than being an absolute badass in the middle of the shit $$$

there’s nothing more Devine than being fine when everything is fucked lol $$*

I don’t know if it’s narcissistic or healthy to be relieved and excited to know that every word I’ve ever shared is recorded somehow

if you don’t know that “avatar, the last Airbender” was a docudrama than I don’t know how else to break it to you $$$

Week of 615-621

615——

If you knew for 100% fact with no egg heads  fucking with you that you would see your last loved ones again sooner than expected in a good way, 
that would radically redefine every single aspect of everyday life $$$***

All of those accidents, or things that “shouldn’t have happened” would suddenly be redefined,
It would become quite clear that the only reason why challenging things occur is for our own overall well-being.
And while they are always somewhat shitty and painful, they are always appropriate $$$

It would take a bit, but we would be rid of the bitchassness disease for good by simply removing any justification anyone could ever have of being a victim again $$$*

Imagine being so close minded you view the harmless pothead organism as a threat $$$

there is no such thing as a reasonable resentment.

If you want revenge of any kind, then you have failed the test $$$*

If your fear is larger than your faith, then you’re going to have a bad time.
…
And probably get tricked into some pharmaceutical dependency $$$***

“Staying busy” is usually just another technique for staying sick $$$*

The hardest move is walking away when it is time $$$***

…
And some slithery fuck sticks and ass hats understand this and will take advantage of those who do not have the energy to overcome their trap 🪤 $$$***

Usually, 
if you really want to change,
 pretty much your entire life and everything you love has to be in the line to be successful l

Making someone else feel bad about themselves is worse than doing something bad to somebody else

Only egg heads who can’t play the tape through would be emotionally captured by academia

Ironic, how atheists are the first ones to usually appeal to authority when losing a debate 
…
You would think they would be a little bit more resistant to cry to daddy, considering they keep denying the big cheese… $

616——
Better to be happy with nothing than miserable with everything $$$***

Only true mass monsters will know the thrill of throwing around three digit dumbbells $$**

I can guarantee you that second Jesus is not vaccinated $$$$$^^^^****

You can’t love this shit more than me
And I hope you try to prove me wrong $*

If it’s not the best, but also not the worst,
then that means it’s probably balanced
…
Which is arguably the best lol $

617——

I think the greatest goal to have-
to be the most balanced creature of all time $$$*

Second only to “the most grateful” of course $$$

If they don’t let me in the super secret psychic CIA spy program, it’s because they know I’m too competitive and I will get too good and too powerful $$*

The funniest person of all time and the biggest bitchass person of all time likely had very similar pathways in life $$**

“All true philosophers must get truly poisoned at some point ” 
-two-ts Francis $$$*

Hell is just emotional powerlessness $$$***********

Heaven is just knowing all the right TQs $$$

You can speak “Pet” by just adding S’s to every 3rd word $$*

The only way to hide from the truth is to literally hide the truth because once the truth contacts whatever it is, then it’s impact is immediate $$$***

…
Which is why you have egg head satanists covering up big ass pyramids and stones and shit $$$

(I mean literally burying history)

Egg head satanists are far worse than asshat atheists… $$$***

If all evil can do is trick you with your own desires, 
Then just learn to love to get tortured by evil and you will destroy them via their own paradox $$*

(Like a righteous kind of masochist) 

Exercise is all about communication.
So it’s ironic that most bros are so the most intuitive with it $$$*

If you’re still a card-carrying atheist in 2026, then you’re even more lazy than stupid $$$*********

A suburban shit swerve is when you take out the neighbors mailbox on accident and don’t say nothing about it $$***

Kind of ironic…
how atheist are the one’s most resistant to changing overtime

Never good when you see some people walking in your neighborhood with tablets $$

618———
Most people are too concerned with rocking the boat, than to go the extra mile to try to fix or change something $$$

I really don’t care how much money I make the rest of my life as long as I never feel the craving for Tinder again lol $$

You know it’s rough when you would rather spend your break by the dumpster than by your coworkers lol $$$*

Few things reveal more about one’s character than their diet soda preference $$*

If you’re a diet soda fanatic, then you cannot be trusted with any truly sophisticated anything 
…
Cuz even your hydration judgement has been biohacked $$$**

Lifting heavy on the Smith machine is like trying to sweep the carpet
…
Sure, you can use the same movements, but you’re just gonna look foolish and be extra sore $$$***

Never feel bad for somebody else who refuses to read the writing on the wall $$$***

Not all fearful people are terrible, but all terrible people are terribly fearful $$$***

It only cost about $130 a month for about two years to escape the price of being a little bitch for the rest of your life
…
That is what the average jujutsu membership cost $$$***

the worst forms of bitchassness try to use the truth, but in a way to try to hurt you with it $$$

I would take anything discovered by people who believe they are just an “intelligent monkey” with a grain of salt $$$***

Kind of seems like not acting like an Assjack is more therapeutic than just about any other type of therapy. $$$

Metabolic malfunction kills more people than anything else.
Which means either-
 A) that most people are so stupid They can’t even stay alive when something else isn’t even trying to kill or eat them.
…
Or B) that means that there’s something invisible that’s actually tricking them in order to kill themselves from the inside out
…
Which would you rather believe? $$$*

You’d probably have a website too if you grew up as a skinny fat ginger in the south🫚  $$*$

And of course it would be a blog if you want to Christian school 🏫 $$

Money does not make the world go round,
The right words do $$**

I am a product of my environment.
And if my environment is half poison, then you can bet your bottom butt that I am gonna be pretty venomous $$$***

Besides the award for the “most grateful”,
I would also like to work towards the “least wasteful” $$$

I already won the award for the “most humble”,
It is next to the award for the “most delusional”,
Which is also next to the award for the “happiest under resistance” $$$

Only those who have really lost hope end up with metal detectors on a beach or in a field $$$*

I knew I was destined for greatness the day that I kick-flipped the five star at my elementary school
…
Or when I tre flipped the curb gap $*

Those dudes who are crazy captivated by history and are basically hoarding Shit, probably got killed in a war or two & can’t let shit go. $$*

While the ones who were victorious and honorable are likely balls deep in the next one $$

I imagine that in 30 years from now, I would tell my 32-year-old self to relax and enjoy the weed and the crackers $$$


619——

Yelling bible verses at gay people is the gayest thing you can do $$$*

Nothing wrong with being physically gay,
But philosophically gay is another thing $$

Best ways to give somebody cancer:
* Poison their food
* Poison their water
* Ruin their environment
* Ruin their relationships
* Stress them unrelentlessly
* Remove any therapeutic outlet
* Censorship $$$****************

You don’t know the struggle if you’ve never been in a situation in which they were trying to take your shoelaces away $$$***

If you’ve never been truly sober, then you cannot consider yourself as truly strong $$$***

Believing that you are some kind of advanced monkey just makes it harder to be a good person
…
But definitely not impossible so you fucking atheists got no excuse lol $$$***

Won’t be long before fit conscientious people take over the world $$$$$$$***

Heaven is prob just one big AA meeting $$*

You can’t call yourself a fuck boy from the south if you’ve never taken a cute girl to Charleston under preverted pretenses $$$***

If you’re really that conflicted about your diet strategy, 
just give your abdomen a little pinch and boom!
there’s your dinner for the evening lol $

The only thing worse than receiving calls from debt collectors, is to be the one having to make them $$$*

If your goal is to learn as much as possible, then you should hope shit gets fucked up fast $$***


620——

You have permission to randomly bark at anyone who stares too long
…
Set & setting irrelevant $$$

I’m telling you that if micro plastics were really that bad, then everybody would be dead by now $$$*

When you see a person blame their foolishness on their biome then you know they’ve reached next level bullshit $$$

it’s probably better to shower before your workout and to simply change your clothes afterwards
…
This will improve the gym aroma and your skin biome in time.
I promise as long as you’re showering every 72 hours or so and you’re probably not gonna smell that bad $$

(It’s your clothes that need to be changed daily most)

If you have to sit facing the door then you probably have been thru some shit $$$*

Friendly reminder that just about every “new discovery” is actually some really revelatory shit that we’ve just been suppressing for a long time for whatever reason $$$***

Nine out of 10 times,
 if it threatens quarterly earnings, we’re not gonna hear about it for another quarter of century $$$****

Healthy shit is by definition scary shit.
because ain’t nothing better for your health than facing your fears $$$***

If you woke up today and did some shit that you really didn’t wanna do, then I am proud of you $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Satan is just an spiritual ookie who started to take shit too personally $$*************

621—-

Those who crave sugar first thing are lower on the consciousness scale than those who look for salt $$$***

Getting mad at God for a difficult experience is like getting mad at the dumbbell for being heavy

You’ve reached next level stupid when you start thinking GLP-1s increase testosterone $$$***

If being human is the most badass honorable thing there is, 
then tricking someone into thinking they are a smart monkey is about as evil as it gets
…
& stupid $$$

Only bad teachers blame their students for anything $$$*********

If you are craving a taste of different cultures, just go hang out at your closest McDonald’s and you’ll see the world without ever leaving your booth $$***

Most people unknowingly poison themselves 30 times a day,
I am just intentional about it $$*

Whatever hurts today will hurt less tomorrow
Except for petty bitchassNess, that shit always hurts $$**

You can’t call yourself a true philosopher unless you’ve been arrested for some BS $$$*

I find it funny how I’m OK with being the best or the worst at something as long as I am special lol $$***

621

All skills take a tremendous amount of reps to truly develop,
Which takes a long period of time,
Which means that a lot of people around us likely had to deal with a lot of our shit for a lot longer than expected,
So take a moment and give a special shout out to other people who may have supported you when things were extra shitty $$$

I will not allow the world to existentially call it quits just because things get a little tough.
That just means there’s much opportunity for us to do better for longer once we get our shit together $$$

The tougher things are now, the more kush they are going to feel once we get our shit together $$!

Happy 2:55 AM
Did you like that intro? $

(Ehh 5/10 lol)

I’m not trying to get too cute. 
Sometimes these thoughts come in hot and I have to scramble for the notepad. $

*Lighter flick $$

This is one of the greatest days of the year
It is also the official “go skateboarding day”
It should also be the longest day of the year $$

I will confess that one year ago this time is when shit got really fucking weird for yours truly.
Kind of like that when the philosophical walls start talking to you…
I’m sure the Adderall detox was part of it lol
…
But this time last year the stress from the family shit, and relationship shit, and biological bullshit was already beginning to deteriorate me $

it’s rough when you know you’re about to have to rebound to get your shit together
…
Which usually means a last-minute nose dive to rock bottom to gain some momentum on the way back up again lol $$*

So this time last year, I knew I was at least three months away from feeling better at all naturally,
But then the family stress piled on top of that was absolutely brutal.
Then came the financial desert and the starving artist phase lol
…
I can’t even begin to count how many eggs I’ve had at this point
We’re definitely in the thousands $

But AnyWho
Sorry, not sorry to my future self for having to edit this shit $

(It’s all good 👍🏻)

it is 3:06 AM and I am enjoying the rest of the smoke before I go slither back in to try to find some rest $

I think I’m gonna try to sell a bunch of weights again
I’m not gonna have much else of an option lol $

I’m probably gonna have to get creative with the finances, but I will do my best and make plenty of notes about it $

The good news, though is that I really do think the games are for the most part, ready to roll
So I have a twofold attack plan
…
One activating the online bookstore,
there should be a bunch of guides and workouts and stuff in there soon
…
And second is to flip some of these old rusted weights around here and get some painting parties going again
…
And of course, defeat bitchassness at every twist and turn $

If you spend the first half of your life destroying yourself but also developing the fastest most comprehensive recovery cycle,
Then you can easily spend the second half of your life profiting of the resistance $$

Those who crave sugar first thing are lower on the consciousness scale than those who look for salt $$$***

Getting mad at God for a difficult experience is like getting mad at the dumbbell for being heavy $$$*

It is 9:31 AM
Just completed a warm-up dash but I am under attack by my own bitchassness
So I’m going to take some caffeine and use my last bit of bud to see what happens $

There is a special kind of hell whenever you wish you could feel better, but you just can’t.
& Because you’re in so much pain you just lash out at those close to you, which just makes the problem even harder to deal with cuz now you have to add in the complication of emotional ownership on top of whatever physical or physiological malfunction may be taken place behind the scenes $$

I know I’m gonna be OK in about 20 minutes but Jesus Christ how I feel right now is just absolutely awfull
It’s not even that bad comparatively speaking, it just is compared to normal resting healthy baseline $

This is a classic depression anxiety induced due state
This is how I lived my life for most of it..
…
Right now, I am triggered because I have a ton of legitimate circumstantial stress.
I mean, literally I’m about to lose my phone service which is the only means I have to feed myself so I would say that some of it is justified.
Meanwhile, it is Father’s Day, and I have to try not to be angry at the irony $

I know it’s bad when I don’t even have the patience to correct voice to text or when I’m getting mad at Alex for nothing $

And sometime it just gets worse whenever a supplement actually does solve the problem because then you feel like you’re broken and it makes it difficult to work the steps the next time $$

But if you don’t practice the principles, even with a little bit of plants and powders, then you’re gonna have a lot bigger problems $$

At this point, my goal is to try to hustle up as much cash as I can for today to live on through the week while I try to get all these weights listed and e-books posted $

I am not complaining about the situation. I am just stressed about the reality of the timing.
For the past couple years, I lived in the delusion that I could basically spend an afternoon listing everything and then I’ll be instantaneously rich 
…
But the reality is, just the simple methodical process of making sure the smallest details are in place properly is the exact same as getting strong stronger via training,
You really are only as good as your recovery $

You’ve reached next level stupid when you start thinking GLP-1s increase testosterone $$$***

If being human is the most badass honorable thing there is, 
then tricking someone into thinking they are a smart monkey is about as evil as it gets
…
& stupid $$$

lol just laughing at how many emotional white belt atheists are going to lose their shit at that last line $

Only bad teachers blame their students for anything $$$*********

If you are craving a taste of different cultures, just go hang out at your closest McDonald’s and you’ll see the world without ever leaving your booth $$***

Most people unknowingly poison themselves 30 times a day,
I am just intentional about it $$*

Here’s a crazy bold idea~
Let’s just get all prissy physicians kids and put them in the office buildings with very dim lighting,
…
Let’s feed them poison and pastries and get mad at them when they can’t sit still or when they want to go outside
…
And after the third strike, let’s just give them some kind of pill
…
And after that, just increase the dose until the problem resolves itself
…
And repeat until all of the physicians have come to their senses $$$

Seriously though,
Most people would just rather make a profit than make a difference $$$*

Most would rather be bitter and resentful than to surrender their own bullshit $$**

Most would rather hate others than help them $$**

The reason why the crazy cannibals are not getting caught is because there is an overwhelmingly large part of the population that envy’s them,
And would gladly make the same sacrifices for power, if given the chance
…
They’re just too stupid or lazy to make it high up the literal food chain.
… 
but that doesn’t mean that they wouldn’t love to be a satanic cannibal if they were given the chance $$*

A victim’s favorite thing to do is to talk about problems,
A victim’s least favorite thing to do is to admit that they are being one though $$$****

I guess I’m hoping that most dads would prefer DoorDash instead of dining out today $

Whatever hurts today will hurt less tomorrow
Except for petty bitchassNess, that shit always hurts $$**

Been emotionally offline since 1999 lol $$

Lolololol at the fact I’m getting articles showing that smoking weed protects your brain as you age 
…
BEEN TRYING TO TELL YALL FOR YEARS LOL $$

You can’t call yourself a true philosopher unless you’ve been arrested for some BS $$$*

…
Like idk, for a roach clip while relaxing in your own driveway
…
WHEN YOURE ONLY 16 YEARS OLD $

(Butthurt is not the same as resentful 
But I don’t expect emotional Amatuers to understand that)

Wearing flip flops in the McDonald’s bathroom is about as dangerous as it gets these days $$*

I must appreciate the irony that I am once again doing most of my work from a McDonald’s 
But this shit beats behind the counter overnight 13yrs ago for sure…  $

If I wasn’t super honorable and disciplined in a previous life, 
then I was probably the exact opposite and have been simply paired with a recovery Nazi spirit guardian $$

I find it funny how I’m OK with being the best or the worst at something as long as I am special lol $$***

I know I was joking earlier when I said that I’m either a reincarnated pilot or a reincarnated ass hat,
But the strongest evidence that I have that I am basically my/a grandfather reborn is AA
…
If it wasn’t for doing 9.3 years sober as a judge, I’d probably would’ve just assumed that maybe my grandfather was a spirit guardian of sorts.
…
But that is literally a program to clean up your own mess and I highly doubt I would’ve been subjugated to that if I did not have it coming in the first place lol $

I would argue that the 3.6 years in which I was a crazy adolescent in this life, even when combined with organic ADHD, is not enough to sentence somebody to a lifetime of church basements 
…
However…
…
If I was a dick nose in a previous life, and was extra self-righteous and self-centered, then I can totally see how I would get trolled early in the next incarnation lol $

As of 4:36pm we have completed a fair amount of digital work, while being stellar with mind and mood altering substances
…
We are at two total hits of cannabis
And three shots of squirt on the whole workday $

Not wise to try to defeat your lower nature,
Very wise to simply try to balance it $$$

Always better to wait an extra hour as a G than rush like an child $$$*

The most experienced should also be the most balanced otherwise they are not really the most experienced $$$

Miles with the vest are still easier than minutes on the floor… $***

Week of 68-61426
 
68——-
Weak people are rarely ever grateful.
…
They rarely ever say words like “thank you” and “sorry”.
So if somebody says those words, sincerely, then they are likely very strong $$$*

“Not my problem”
-most concerning & common bitchass expression $$$***

Some are maxing out credit cards,
Others are maxing out the bench press,
I say do both for your best long-term development lol $$$***

Don’t pray for God to help other people,
Just ask him to help you to help them $$$*

It only takes about five minutes of labor to stop resting on your laurels,
So you can tell who’s never really tried to find the time $$

Keep an ongoing list of things that you are wrong about.
This will both frame your predictions with an element of humility,
And will Take some pressure off of getting everything right.
& because it’s so entertaining to admit when you’re wrong if it’s for lolz $

Maybe at this point, we need to admit that we have something backwards-
If everybody’s family is super fucked up then maybe we shouldn’t but as much pressure on people to spend time with them.
Maybe we are here to value friends above blood relationships 🩸 $$


69——-

I figure if my ancestors can hop on a boat and cross an ocean to escape some fuckheads,
Then I could probably hop in a jeep and skate across the country to combat the Pharma Fuckery $$$*

The longest runs are really just the hardest fights 
against your lowest nature that is $$

I am also willing to bet that God was 100% trolling whenever he made centipedes $$$***

Anything is possible with enough salt and hot sauce $$$*

I don’t care what the sport is,
Pick a team of believers vs non-believers and see what happens $$$

It’s really funny to me how many people out there seriously think they can just “think” they’re way out of a rear naked choke without ever actually experiencing one first lol $$$

(Happy to demo my point if you would like dear reader 🦌)

A sketchy suburban synchronicity is when you deliver DoorDash to a house who’s car you probably robbed as a tweaking teen.. $$*

You shouldn’t say that things are hard,
You should say they are difficult.
But I’ll admit that’s pretty hard to do $$$*

610——
You can’t call yourself a true philosopher if you haven’t at least spent 1/3 of your life awake at night for highly strange reasons $$$*

If you’ve ever cheated on anybody, then you are automatically disqualified from being a true philosopher $$

Ways to do things better next time:
Worry less and smile more 

The easiest way to win is simply to not be afraid of losing $$*

Ironic just thinking about our healthcare system makes me fucking sick

Service work is just an energy attunement exercise $

You can be full of fear and still not be afraid $$$

…
But don’t expect that last line to make sense unless you reach level 13 on the quest for the holy Grail $$$*

611——

Not all philosophers are self created equal that’s for sure

Few things reveal true EX IQ than doing dead’s on the smith $$$*

Materialistic motherfuckers want nothing more than a problem that could be solved with money just so they can prove their narcissistic point $$$***

Are you a terrible person if you are secretly swiping on dating apps by the printer in your office when no one’s around?
…
No, you’re not a bad person…
…
But you are probably not the most fun to be around, just being honest $$$*

Imagine trying to build a new life but the only tool you have is a shovel 🪏 $$***

Writing is so hard because Bitchassness knows damn well that once you get the words down, they become immortalized $$$***

612——
The secret to writing isn’t always editing,
Sometimes it’s just commenting on what you already wrote lol $$*

All a good man needs is a little salt and hot sauce. $$$

613——
Thinking bout how pets are just philosophical Pokémon of love and cuteness  $$$***

Believing in a pharmaceutical solution to a philosophical problem is about as fucked as it gets $$$

If you really wanna learn about the path of least resistance, then just choose the path of most resistance for a while and you’ll figure it out $$****

used to say that the only two things you can control in this world are “your attitude” and “your actions”,
But I’m thinking that needs to be unified down to only “attitude” because sometimes you might not have a choice with the next action,
But you always eat shit with a smile 😊 $$$*

You cannot call yourself a true philosopher if you’ve never Robo tripped
…
And if you don’t know what that means then you’re definitely not a philosopher $$$****

Truly angry people have never either~
A: worked the steps or 
B: tried Molly $$****

You cannot call yourself a true philosopher if you’ve never tried to trip on Benadryl either… $$$

& You’re definitely not a philosopher if you’ve never been on Erowid 😂  $$$

Living paycheck to paycheck is just creative backpacking $$$*

If you do not modify your voice into some adorable tone, then your pets probably can’t understand you $$$**

Don’t ever take advice from someone who can’t explain to you how to properly handle a resentment.
…
Doesn’t matter about what, just don’t even go there with them.
Smile & wave while you leave if you got to $$$*

You can’t call yourself a true philosopher if you’ve never poisoned yourself in the name of progress $$$***

You cannot call yourself a true philosopher if you’ve never heard the expression “progress not perfection” $$$*

614——-
Imagine being a bad ass adventure warrior knight in a previous life,
Only to end up nervous about which table you’re gonna sit at in middle school 🏫 $$$

If all of the UFO disclosure basically proves the existence of psychic phenomenon and of God, then you can see why uptight atheists would be dragging their feet on letting that shit go $$$*

Ironically, Mostly because their constituents would crucify them… $$

Exercise is just a contest against your own bitchassNess $$$

After the resistance games are officially finished then I’m gonna write the “attitude Olympics“ $$$

You can know a bunch of shit, but until an opportunity comes up in which you most practice what you preach, only then will it count as wisdom $$$*

Better to get fucked with a smile than to whine when life gives you everything you thought you wanted $$$*******

 you’re a grown ass man, and you can’t even slow a teenager down from kicking your ass, 
then you are simply a grown child
…
..
.
And it is probably time for you to start doing the chores… $$$*

The king of anything should be whoever has done the most respective reps.
In other words, whoever is the most experienced.
Which means somewhere there is somebody who is king of all of the baby back bitches
…
Cough, cough, Lucifer cough cough $

If I’m the best at just framing shit to my advantage, then that also makes me the best magician $$$*

Atheist do have one thing right,
Ain’t nobody gonna save you unless you do the work $$$***

Assuming almost always makes an ass out of someone
But it ain’t gonna be me because I’m done with that shit lol $***

I say you do not deserve to get what you desire until you smash the delusion that’s holding you back from it.
…
And that’s also what the Bible and ancients say too so I feel pretty good about that one $$$*

Week of 61-6726
 
61——

No matter what, 
No matter where,
Bitchassness beware $$$***

The world might find it romantic when you sacrifice everything & every dollar for a creative project but…
your family will likely find it annoying and stressful lol $$

My body is just a poor biological masochist for my spirit basically lol $$

“If they take me out tomorrow, then I’ve done everything I’ve wanted”
Kind of acceptance mentality $$
…
Like
 “fuck you, kill me 
…
😘 “ 
kind of attitude $$

real smokers don’t cough.
…
They just squeak like they swallowed a grenade if needed $$

You may already know this,
But a suburban secret is..
The nicest most satisfied people are secretly that way because they got dicked down by life for so long or so hard that every day recovering from that is a cakewalk 

Running a marathon is easier than an uncomfortable conversation 
I said it $$$***

I’ve done a lot of sketchy shit,
But nothing carried the consequences, like the medicine given to me by a physician $$

“It’s 5 o’clock somewhere” also applies to traffic lol $$$***

Coming to believe that “God is you” is a lot different than believing that “you are God” $$$*

I used to think the only things you control were your attitude and your actions,
But growing up made me realize they are functionally the same thing $$$*

Those with bumper stickers are the most dangerous
Doesn’t even matter what the sticker says $$***

Classic Bitchassness-
“I don’t wanna”
“Do I gotta”
“But whyyyyy” $$$***

I think country comes before family.
Because it is really hard to have the second without the first. $$$


62——-

I wish more people recognized that mobility is just floundering around on the floor,
But in a way that actually earns you energy points and helps you feel better afterwards $

And your pets will learn to love it

The ancients really understood that at a certain point, you just gotta get the musket and get in line instead of trying to reason with these fucking fools $$

If you wear a one piece in the gym, you’re just going to look like a grape 🍇  $$$

The ancients really knew that it was better just to get on the boat and see where the wind takes you then try to reason with the religious $$$***

You know you’re doing some truly profound spiritual shit when everybody else around you is acting extra fucked $$$

Ironically , I think carpenters might be the best at breaking down walls..
Not just putting them up $$

Dying has to be the key to eternal life because everything else is assbackwards anyway $

Any Health website that has advertisements shouldn’t be considered a Health website $$$************

there is a large group of people who would love nothing more than the opportunity to eat you… $$

…
Like
…
I don’t know what’s worse,
The cannibals, or the deniers $$$

OK, obviously the cannibals cause that shit’s hard to swallow…
…
Unlike flesh apparently… $$$


63——
Life is all about those fleeting moments that you’ll never get back
The secret is just about not holding on with a death grip $$$

Being honest but a little dirty is better than being delusional and clean $$$*

It is always strange and yet somehow entertaining whenever a woman tells you to suck her dick lol $$*

Here’s a good app idea-
A Propaganda tracker
…
Basically it kind of runs in the background and scans for propaganda and alerts you accordingly.
But it also keeps track on a weekly and monthly and an annual basis and gives you a report to remind you that most of what you see is probably framed all sorts of fucked up. 
So that way, you can see more clearly the bullshit that you are being fed… $$$

Memory is not stored in the brain,
Therefore, the best way to strengthen one’s memory is to build a better radio.
Therefore, aging done correctly should improve ones recall
Especially emotionally speaking $$

But anytime you start talking about strengthening someone’s emotions, that is like the HOV lane to troll city 🌃 $$$*

If you knew for a fact that you were being trolled by some kind of invisible philosophical fuck boy, 
You would instantly feel better about yourself due to just understanding the framing of the Threat 
…
It’s kinda like even the most emotionally toxic people can keep their shit together if they recognize they need to just to spite somebody. $$$

The key to patience is proper framing of a situation $$***

Pretty much all progress with anything started with someone just fucking around $$*

Writing religiously may be the closest one can get to understanding what religion was writing about. $$*

Kind of like those old monks back in the day,
I think that was some of the biggest bitch ass shit of all time.
…
You can’t Go hide away from temptation and call it strength training
…
You’re not gonna be that enlightened if you’re literally sitting in the dark all the time $$$

True spiritual understanding comes from an unfortunate but desperate need for philosophical first aid,
 mostly because temptation won’t leave you the fuck alone. $$$***

Fuckery follows your every move and tries to control your every thought.
And just when you think you’ve seen all of the tricks, 
it comes up with some new poison or a new protocol to better manage the prison populous $$$*

True leadership is being buried under an ungodly amount of bullshit That is genuinely not your fault, and still being happily responsible for the results $$$

If you don’t know why they won’t release all of the UFO shit, just envision a jealous child when they found out their brother got a better toy $$$***

What if demons are just spiritual narcs?
…
And their whole point is to trap the wicked
…
And you can’t honestly tell who is wicked or not unless they’re in a sincere position to do some evil shit
…
And you can’t condemn them as evil unless they actually commit some kind of act
… $$

Geometry is just the art of connectedness $$*

Not so hard to believe that evil people are trying to end the world when the gen pop acts like it has already happened.. $$$

If you call yourself a philosopher, but you are not fit,
then you are not fit to call yourself a philosopher $$$***

Rich people do not order DoorDash,
Depressed people do $$*

Few things will teach you the value of every single second in every minute like isometrics will.
Both physically and philosophically $$*

Everything tastes better when seasoned with self satisfaction $$$***

You can debate whether Jesus was a demigod or not, 
but you can’t question that motherfucker’s faith 
..
Homie had resolve $$

64—-

Sometimes the worst part is just fucking waiting an extra hour unexpectedly..
…
So Shout out to Aldi for being a bunch of bitches and opening at 9 AM which is late as fuck for a grocery store $($$)

If the food smells better than it tastes , then you were just BioHacked $$$***

Only reason why they say Jesus was a carpenter is because he was the best at framing shit $$***

I’d want nothing more than to collect innocent souls too if I was the biggest pussy ass loser in all of known existence
…
Cough, cough, Satan cough cough $$**

The secret to life is just don’t take advice from angry people lol $$$***

Considering the superpowers that are found by working the 12 steps and by mastering salesmanship, 
I have no excuse if I fail to take over the world for the positive tbh $***

The boys really were willing to take a musket ball in the belly than miss out on the opportunity for honor. 
… 
If we had a third of that energy today, we would not have many problems $$$***

I wish I could show you my new invisibility cloak but that would defeat the purpose he he $$

 the human body is about 70% water and about 30% microplastics at this point $$$

You wouldn’t go to the gas station every evening and overfill your tank to the point to where it spills over to your interior,
And yet most are doing much worse than this with fueling their own body $$$


65——
If you are fat, and you are still wearing a choker for aesthetic, then I know you’re probably pretty serious subconsciously $$*

You shouldn’t be able to call yourself a philosopher if you don’t understand basic shapes.
I mean, that’s literally square one $$$***


66—-
Trauma is a family disease.
It is a vicious cycle that only snowballs over time unless it runs into a fucking tree or something $$$

…
Sometimes that tree is somebody else’s family lineage lol $$*

How many people are actively trapped in some kind of relationship or situationship with somebody who is a philosophical narcissist? $$$

Peace is not impressive unless there is opportunity for an destruction $$**

Being Peaceful and harmless are not the same thing $$$

…
One is good, one is never good $$

I say no point in being able to control gravity if you are still being controlled by your genitals $$$***********

Imagine being an evil Roman one day and beating up on some shirtless dude.
…
And he’s like “bro it’s cool. I get it, but you’re gonna really regret this one day”
…
And you’re like, “yeah OK sure”
…
And then the dude goes on to become the most famous person of all time… $$$

As crazy as it sounds,
I think the world would be a healthier place if some people just had some cigarettes for dinner every now and then $$$*

67—-

You gotta be kind to the boomers,
They didn’t grow up with the Internet,
…
They only had the world’s greatest housing market, 
climate, 
economic growth, 
land inheritance, 
and initial nutrition cleanliness instead $$*

I mean, what group of people could you give all of that too and they just literally poison everything…
…
Or start sacrificing it to Satan… $$$

…
The hard part though is that if reincarnation leapfrog is real,
Which is 100% is,
That means that our parents are really our kids,
So we really fucked up somehow probably after the turn of the 19th century $$$*

If the whole point of video games is to pretend to do something just to see how it feels, 
Then I am quite confident that is some kind of secret CIA reincarnation propaganda to try to pin down who you might’ve been in the past life $$***

Struggling to complete a challenge is still better than sitting on your ass and spectating $$$*

Life is just a friendly competition contest $$

Talking about what you want is one of the biggest wastes of energy.
9 out of 10 times it’s almost obvious anyway and doesn’t need stating and just makes you sound like a whiny bitch $

If I get rich eating eggs and smoking weed, then I think that’ll be a good example for the next generation $$$

Heaven can be found anywhere,
But only humble philosophers know what to look for $$*

God rarely does the work for anyone,
But he quite often removes the bullshit in the way of an honest attempt $$***

Week of 525-531
 
525——

I feel like it is only fair that Every physician who’s ever given me a pill, try one of my training prescriptions for at least 90 days.
I’d also be willing to test my lifestyle results against any pharmaceutical regimen

trying to “do the right thing” based on what other people say is the equivalent of treading water until you figure out where you want to swim to.
If you eventually don’t start moving towards something, then you will simply drown from your own fatigue

Sorry, not sorry for this one~
I now challenge you to complete one random act of kindness without getting caught.
And now that you’ve read that Line, you will notice an opportunity in which you will have a decision to make.
And if you bitch out, then you will have to eventually answer for why

Can’t believe some people would rather LARP as egocentric monkeys than hustle to become a Devine supermen.. $$$***

Art is just a competition of who can do the most with the least $$*

An actor who actually believes in their pain is a victim $$***

Give some people a stone and they’ll give you an excuse,
While Others will literally transform their entire lives $$$

You hide from stones long enough and you’ll end up with a lab coat or sitting in front of one 🥼 

Some find a packed gym stressful and annoying ,
But I think it’s one of the most amazing places to be.
Sure half the people look like slutty power rangers,
 while the others look like bank robbers, 
but anyone who’s willing to struggle in front of others for “optimal well being” is a friend of mine,
And a soldier in the war on bitchassNess $$$*

I say you receive a special spiritual promotion the day you strangle a cop a get away with it 😂 $$$****

The “sophomore swagger” comes from the false confidence of doing good as a freshman, but yet to have your shit completely rocked by life as a junior only to have to rebuild everything as a senior.
…
Applies to all schools, both physical and philosophical

Honestly, I love philosophy so much, I probably would incarnate with an addiction just to get the good shit. $

526——

Skyrim taught me that you can start out as a prisoner and still save the entire world from dragons with magic and swords

I’m just gonna say that the whole baptism ritual would work a lot better if the water was cold as fuck

The same way that a parent has to lie to a child to get them to take their medicine, 
the same way a child has to lie to their parent to get them to get over their propaganda $$$***

At this point, my car‘s gas light has been on for so long and I’ve been having so much fun that I really don’t even care when people try to do it to me anymore  $$$****

The best revenge on evil is simply having fun

The secret to bodybuilding is just eggs and discipline

Trash pick up Day is the best for suburban bank shots

If comfort is the greatest killer then heaven cannot be very comfortable

If nothing is real and everything is just particles yelling at each other, 
then what do atheists think tells their cells what to do?

Quickest way to escape from fear is simply to be of service $$$

Good training will have you secretly wishing shit gets fucked up just so you can utilize it

The best things in life usually require a little lube $$*

I think the greatest award to win would be “most grateful” $$

Imagine planning a surprise party for somebody and they just get mad that you lied to them on the drive over.
Who is the dick? 

Everybody is an activist as long as they’re trying to do better 
…
But those who don’t give a shit are profane
And on the Line of being a lil Lucifer’s 

I began to understand God better when I started watching a stopwatch while judging someone’s every move while actively trying to stress them out $

Fear by definition involves separation from one’s desires.
Which is ironic because everybody’s biggest problem is simply attachment to the things that they are scared of 

Pretty much every public bathroom you go into has got some kind of secret, crazy sex or cocaine history $$***

Same with just about every room in every church lol $$**

And if you don’t know, then you haven’t been to the “after hours” church… $$

You can very easily tell those in recovery versus those in religion.
It is by their happiness level $$$*

And if you get mad at that statement, you just prove my point lol $$$

527——

No matter what,
always believe and bet on yourself 
…
Even if you got a lot of bullshit to deal with lol

The number one symptom of missing the big picture is feeling like a victim $$$

There are 7 levels of substance use and abuse:
Curious
Casual
Consistent
Reliant
Dependent
Addicted
Disabled 
…
Unfortunately, it isn’t until most end up disabled that they have to do something different $$

Fear of failure destroys more families than actual failure.
Because if your family doesn’t support you during your failure, they weren’t very familial to begin with

The Devil is the ultimate pussy because he always gets people to do with the dirty work for him $

Anything trying to convince you that you should eat it is highly suspicious

Social media should showcase your “real world personality”
Not the other way around… 

Anyone who brags at what time they wake up is still an amateur.
Anyone who doesn’t need an alarm clock is an adept

Whatever post comes after this one is going to be demonstrating something Shameful.
I can feel it… $$$*

Ironically, I would argue that Fitness is the most disorganized, least structured art of them all.
Despite all of the scientific protocols, 
most people just stroll into a gym and get to it like a DIY auto mechanic $$

“All bonds without friendship are shackles, and there is no virtue in their maintenance”
* my boy, Pythagoras $$$

A lot of liberals used to be pretty upset with big Pharma,
Until they came out with a new line of weight loss drugs… $

* Pretty crazy what you can do in 30 minutes a day…
* If you think you need a bunch of fancy shit, then you probably got finessed by some fuckhead
* Resistance is a good thing 

528——

You can be tired and terrified and terrific at the same time $$$*

Anyone who does the right thing just because it’s the right thing is Devine.
Even if they think they are an atheist.. $$

If denying your own divinity is the dumbest shit you can do,
Then atheists are the dumbest there is $$$*

& Therefore, denying the responsibility to do the right thing is the dumbest thing you could do

Most bodybuilders are not artists,
They are science experiments $$*

If you are truly skilled and intelligent, then a secret life of solitude service is just a selfish as anything else $$

Shit got really fucked up right when doctors figured out you can control somebody’s body if you simply control their mind.
Mostly Because the CIA was bugging their  
Phones and offices when they figured that out… $$


If anyone prefers to get their News from mainstream media, then you have permission to lie directly to their face.
Because they clearly are into that kind of thing***$$$*** lol

It hurts me to say because they’re the most fun, but nothing good is ever drank from a straw $$*

Put another way,
If you are drinking through a straw, you’re probably drinking something suspicious $$$

If everybody smells bad, then nobody stinks $$$

No lie has ever hit as hard as the truth $$

Perhaps you can be too humble for your own good,
But probably not lol $$

Few things creatives love more than judging someone else’s creative process $$

Carolina is the coolest state and always will be $$$.$$$

Most think their ship has already set sail when it’s just waiting for them to get on the tender… $$$*

If you have cloth seats, then I know you don’t work hard.
Or you didn’t have much choice in the auto purchase lol $$*

Most people just think they’re that the protagonist in the game when in actuality they are the console itself $$$*

The “show up and see what happens” attitude is the best & most balanced $$$

Nothing will make you feel better than doing something you are afraid of $$$*

Evil is only perpetuated by those who are afraid.
Therefore, remember the devil is literally the biggest pussy ass bitch of all time

Competing for tomorrow is not nearly as effective as competing against yesterday $$$*

Being at the right place at the right time often feels pretty boring actually $$$*


529——

You know it’s bad when you’re having an identity crisis and all you have is your slam piece to share it with… $$$*

trying to be too perfect can be just as toxic as not giving a shit.
Sometimes much more so…
…
Cough, cough Israel, cough cough 

Those who are most afraid of looking stupid already look quite foolish

Stop signs are optional if you are an exceptional DoorDasher.
I think everybody who has invested interest would agree $

Numbers don’t lie, but they do have a lot of secrets $

“You got a better idea?”
-one of the best responses of all time $$$

ADHD is just super setting everything with calf raises.
& I mean everything.. $$**

The best part about completing with yourself is there is never a tie $$$*

Life is just a stress competition $$*

Greatness is just following a plan or pattern while some force of resistance tries to fuck shit up $$

Step one: admitted we are fucking something up frfr
…
Step two: realized we could probably change that if we wanted to and get to a point where it’s pretty easy to be better
…
Step three: made a commitment to do the work to correct so
…
Step four: started writing a lot to figure out why we are so fucked
…
Step five: talked about it with somebody
…
Step six: found the common patterns and pathways
…
Step seven: & repeat step 5 again basically
…
Step eight: figure out who we owe’d an explanation to and how to make things right
…
Step nine: talked about it with them ASAP
…
Step 10: “here’s a technique on how to continue doing it every day”
…
Step 11: “here’s some techniques on how to upgrade your philosophical jiu-jitsu”
…
Step 12: the real secret to not fucking up
$$$***

Ironically, you do not find yourself when you go looking for yourself,
You find yourself when you stop and fight for something bigger than yourself 

Bitchassness just boils down to people who bug out when shit goes south $$$

I just don’t buy that invisibility Is that hard of a power to obtain..
Just be nice and hard-working and people will treat you like you’re not even there

The downside of thinking you are “a Jesus” is the immediate guilt you feel for being so egocentric.
So you just double down on doing some Secret Service work..
…
Which is exactly what a Jesus would do…
…
And around and around you go on the narcissistic roller coaster lol $$


530—-

I am actually cool with people not be believing in the devil.
Mostly because not believing in something is one of the most disrespectful things you can do.
And fuck that motherfucker lol $

If you don’t think that one can lie and still do good then you are pretty immature
..
And if you think that one who lies is good, then you are also immature 
…
Which is life’s way of saying “get fucked” lol $$

three lies can make a truth.
You just have to be a master at constructing bullshit lol $$


531—-
The middle of the night between Saturday and Sunday was designed to get your buzz on.
You can Thank the ancients for that $$$

People overlook how much benefit of playing with small balls..
It is mostly good for your brain, but it also helps with your hands
…
& You learn how to move your hips faster too 😉 $$$*

Show me who’s training on a Sunday and I’ll show you the future leaders of the world  🌎 $$$*

No offense to Jesus but I guarantee you he doesn’t have expierence dealing with an ego this size $$**

If you see someone walking around with a sheet in the gym, just know they got sold some bs $$***

The biggest reason why aliens won’t talk to us because most people would get too butt hurt that it took them so long to text back.
…
Or get so upset that the aliens didn’t get their permission before they started buzzing around in UAP’s
…
Or for not intervening when they were inconvenienced by something minor the other week… $$$***

Do you have any idea how hard it is to learn how to use Canva while detoxing from amphetamines?
…
All the while not knowing what you were going to eat for dinner 😂 $$$

Most people quit work once they get dehydrated, not once they run out of actual energy.
If you don’t believe me next time, then take a salt shot and wait 10 minutes and see how you feel $$$*

Week 518-524
 
518——-

I believe in a perfect world we would have complete health complexes-
In the same shopping center or strip mall, we will have all different types of Fitness.
All different types of martial art arts,
All different types of community based movement sports and stuff,
All different kinds of food and other various complementary lifestyle conveniences.
And I believe it should be free & merit based $$$***

There should never be a moment in which a community gym is closed $$$$$$$$$$$$$

A true community center would look like what I just described above,
& Would also have mastered the art of taken care of homeless pets, and rehoming them.
Same with addicts & mentally disabled… $

Would also prioritize late nights and weekends when everything else is closed $$

I have a dream
But at this point, it’s just a prediction $$$

If exercise is more powerful than any drug,
Then personal trainers will be more powerful than physicians $$$***

Don’t ever do hip thrusts with a dumbbell  $$$$$$$$$$$$

If I’m not actually the best at something, then I bet you, I’m the best at thinking that I am

Evil demons are not actually running the world,
People with stupid resentments are.
But I understand how they are functionally the same thing


519——

It’s sad how my guard goes up now anytime someone starts talking about “defending democracy” $*

I’m gonna go ahead and make my first bold claim of the day-
Those who played RuneScape are better adjusted than those who didn’t
Pretty much in every area

Making new friends on top of working full-time and managing family doesn’t seem like such an energy expense, but for some, it is enough to nearly bankrupt them $$*

While those who are dependent on the attention from others find themselves unable to be alone & therefore end up falling for some kind of fuck shit over and over again. $$

You would think by not doing anything that it would somehow save energy, but not for these types $$

And it’s not totally their fault,
One of those everybody’s a little different things.
Introvert versus extrovert and all of that $$

There are significant dangers on both sides of the social fence $$

Most of exercise is just maintenance.
But the profane always think you’re trying to build some shit or burn some shit $$$***

You are a special kind of stupid if you speed in a neighborhood $$$$$$$$$

When encountering a poisonous insect, remember that it is better to get stung like a boss than to react like a bitch $$$*

Ironic, the most profound things I’ve ever learned, was really just me realizing I already knew them $$*

520——-

The most ballsy thing you could probably do,
Is flying a plane that you built, ✈️  $$$*

Not all prisoners are hostages, 
but all hostages are prisoners. $$

The ultimate production of wisdom is entertainment.
Not a surplus of resources…

I’m going to create the greatest health and fitness club The world has ever seen.
It’ll be entire strip malls and shopping centers in size.
With all forms of movement taught by only the most dedicated masters.
With all forms of food and fuel within walking distance.
With all different kinds of cute pets, running around as part of the pet secret service.
With some of the most beautiful horticulture ever seen in a suburban setting.
With the greatest social icebreaking code ever… 👀  $$$****

Think of a Health club with a secret social symbolic code~
I’m thinking colored hats and wristbands.
For example:
Red- taken so friends only
Blue- single but shy 
Pink- single but seeking
Orange- leave me alone, please
Green- cool with whatever
Purple- fuck around & find out  $$$*

Basically, the same technique that Some college parties utilize with solo cups, lol $$

I think one of the best parts about the gym is being able to listen to your own music and still be in your own world but with strangers. $$

the greatest evil is simply making shit as boring as possible

Any fact is only as good as it’s frame 🖼️

what they don’t want you to know is, 
the same rope that they want us to hang ourselves with, 
we can use to employ all sorts of techniques to get jacked as fuck $$$***

Ironically, 
the small stick is a harder lift than the big stick $$

Ever see a dentist destroy their rear delt on a lat pulldown?

Never trust a chef who doesn’t sample their own cooking 🧑‍🍳  $$*
(The more often, the better)

Seems like most people are trying to win an award for being the most loyal puppet of all time $$$**

Here’s a crazy incentive-
If we convince the general public to lose 50 pounds of body fat that they carry around and they don’t need, 
we can eliminate all the bullshit luggage fees from all of the airlines everywhere $$$*

What else they don’t want you to know-
The biggest dudes were once upon a Time the smallest dudes $$*

The theory of the Little Grey aliens just being super evolved humans just sounds like some shit that some skinny atheists would want you to believe $$$*

Cause there’s no way something is gonna evolve away from being jacked to being more frail and weak… $$$******

Jesus and the boys really understood the best way to help weak ass men is simply to give them a book. 📕

If aliens have more powers than us, then I would argue that that does not make them more advanced.
In fact, I would argue that is the opposite.
Nothing more powerful than somebody who can control their emotions when isolated in a universe of bullshit $$$****

Another thing they don’t want you to know-
You can put the food in the oven while it’s preheating and everything is gonna be OK.
Just throw on an extra couple minutes lol $


521———
You know it’s not good whenever you’re worrying about a football game in church.. $$$
Also, pretty shitty to be worrying about money but it be like that sometimes $$
Worst case scenario is to be praying about them both because you got money on the game lol $$

You know it’s rough when you’re reminding yourself that success is measured by obstacles overcome
Compared to stack of accolades per se lol

It wasn’t until I started torturing other people with extremely small & fine details  for development sake that I began to see the resemblance in my day-to-day affairs with my higher self lol $$

I would argue that the single worst thing you could do for somebody is lift their weight for them.
You lose energy now & they lose energy they could have earned later. $$$

Only beings that want something from you will do something for you $$$**

If we were all eternal orbs of awareness, then the only thing that really matters is who has outlasted the most bullshit $$**

There are two types of people in this world-
Ones who have learned how hard it is to burn body fat,
And the ones who have no clue because they have never even tried $$

Anyone who says perfect isn’t obtainable or realistic, simply does not own a good pet $$*

I think angry atheists are just afraid of their secrets coming out so they would rather deny that possibility then have to start amending their behavior $$

Can’t expect to learn to live forever effectively if you don’t learn how to say “no” $$

God literally made this universe so you could shake your ass and get it out of your system so I say get on with it lol $$

Patience equals persistence $$

522——

The most mind and mood altering substance isn’t even a substance,
It’s just attention.

If your shirt matches your pants, then you’re just gonna look like some kind of walking fruit 🍎

Smoking will be healthy again because it forces you to not take yourself too seriously

I feel like if you cheat on somebody, you should be allowed of one chance to change your ways otherwise you shouldn’t be allowed to date ever again $$$***
Or you must be resigned to selecting from other cheaters who have also failed to reform $$$***

Avoiding a negative is more incentivizing than obtaining a positive,
And that most people work harder to avoid pain than to gain a reward $$*

Most people want nothing more than “time of time of work“ $$

all of the peptides in the world will not keep you from the pain of being a prick

There are two sides to everything,
Even the two sides.
Which is why you gotta get familiar with looking at four things at once lol $$

Doing something again and again and expecting a different result is just practice
And also the definition of insanity…

A manchild is a quite hideous creature.
An adult on the outside, but a child on the inside.
Not exclusive to bio males either $$$* 

Most would simply rather be an asshole than be dumb.
Not realizing that makes them both $$$*

Contrary to public belief,
Excuses cannot be exchanged for energy

I believe invisibility is a real power,
But you can only use it when someone’s not paying attention $$*
I also believe that we can learn to fly,
 We just have to be invisible when we do it lol $$**

Can’t be a Devine man if you don’t know how to work like one $$$*

The best place to hide something is usually behind something seemingly ridiculous $$**

I think actual ethereal demons just look like really scary energy spiders basically $$

Anyone who talks shit about our modern measuring system is clearly not initiated $$

It might take you three seconds to maintain what took you 30 years to build,
Because you can destroy it just as fast if you make the wrong decision $$$*

Here’s a new million dollar app idea~
“Random music player” antidepressant.
It’s like the anti-alarm clock,
It goes off when it wants,
Playing some super dope shit for at least three minutes,
and you just have to deal with it.
You can get upset..
Or you can dance 🕺 $$$***

You should treat others BETTER than you wish to be treated,
cuz then you’ll be a good dude and you avoid being a victim regardless of results $$$*

Evil isn’t tricking you into believing in hell isn’t real,
Evil is tricking you into believing that you’re not already there $$$*

Evil is also tricking you into thinking that hell is a bad thing.
Hell is just the lesser of the realms,
And if it’s the worst possible outcome for Some, 
that just means it’s the best possible place for others $$$*

You can’t have a proper hell without it being self created,
Otherwise, you would just be a justifiable victim.
And some people love nothing more than a good pity party 🎉 $

Better do be cool in the long line than to be anxious in the short line $$$***

I feel like people with nice cars enjoy being caught in traffic so that way more people can see them… $$$

(So “law of attraction”, work your magic 🪄)

I may not have that much these days, but it is better than dining on my own delusion like I used to do $$$

Even the largest groups of people are the same 12 personality types just shuffled around a bit $$***

If my suspicions about my past lives are correct,
Then I would 100% cripple my own dopamine during the pre-life planning stage to soften me up and to force me to not be such a dick this time lol $***

Atheists are right about one thing…
It took a lot of work to get this fucked..

The only people that deserve to get eaten are the ones who are trying to eat others

You know it’s balanced when you could throw it away just as fast as you could take advantage of it lol $

Anytime, someone wants to submit something fucked up as evidence against divinity,
 then you get to submit something truly beautiful as evidence for it $$$

And I guarantee you that numbers are on God‘s side,
Mostly because every birth is a miracle and not every death is a tragedy $$

523—-

Even the most uptight narcissist has the potential to become an open-minded advocate once they’ve had their shit rocked hard enough lol

owning your shit Is harder to do than dealing with actual flames because that is why there is a difference between hell in heaven

A suburban sly stride is when you get some crusty or dusty on your foot, and you knock it off by grazing the carpet

They say Jesus was a carpenter because he was most concerned about framing shit properly $$$****

No offense to the giant mycelium patch out in Yellowstone, but It seems that my ego is the largest organism around $$$*******

An organism has to experiment in order to learn.
Remember that when trying something risky

Physicist be like “I only deal in probabilities”
OK, then…
what’s the probability that the pyramid is perfectly aligned and sized and modeled after the Earth?
And why is the Earth one 100 of the sun?
And why is the moon 1/4 of the Earth? $$$

(Sun is 109x larger, can hold 1.3 million earths, its mass is 333x earth
…
Earth is 4x larger than moon, mass is 81x (9squared… & you can fit 49 moons inside earth… ya know.. 7 squared……..
…
Can’t make this up people. 
Study your numbers is all I can say..)

If I learned anything this past year, it’s that people still need pizza even on the brink of World War III

The worst thing anyone can do about anything is to sit around stressing

524—-

Can’t believe how many people walk around with an unfinished amend’s list $$$

(lol starting off hot)

I mean, most people will shit the bed and just be like “it’s cool. I’m sure I can just pretend like I never happened“ $$$*

Imagine throwing a surprise party for somebody to just complain the entire drive there because they can’t be at home hiding from the unexpected..

Being an alchemist just means that you are responsible for turning a bad situation into a good situation $$**

Earth is just one giant emotional cold plunge $$***

Bitchassness greatest goal is just to get you to lose faith in the alternative

If you can’t find anything original to do then just change the framing..
At least that’s what what all the hacks do anyway $$

The only way to truly learn humility is to come back from the loss better than before

Most people are not actually evil,
They are just selfish and persuasive $

Maturing is paying extra for the thick paper towels 🧻

You can discover both your purpose and your poison based on what you have trouble staying away from $$*

You have to be a spiritual masochist to want to incarnate in earth 🌎 $$*****

Most would rather sell their own soul than just have some discipline for dinner.. 🍽️ $$

If all you have to look forward to is whatever is coming up on Netflix, then maybe you should investigate psychedelics…