Week of 831-96

831—-

In a zombie apocalypse, would you rather have a bow and few arrows, or a reliable spear? $$$*

If your answer is the bow and arrow, then please kindly pack up and head to your nearest exit and go ahead and join the losing team cause that is the foolish response $$$*

Did you know that it is better to wait until about 90 minutes after waking before you start drinking caffeine? $$$*

But what they don’t want you to know is that if you just drink the shit and go to work, you’re still gonna get 80% of the benefit of not being a lazy diva 👩‍🎤 $$$*****

There is a large group of the population that thinks just because they have a lot of guns, that they’re gonna be OK during the apocalypse $$$*

A planet fitness theme resistance challenge is completing your set before getting interrupted by a senior $$$*

“Did I get bigger or did I just do laundry?”
* Athletes & above  $$$***

Mass monster club criteria:
* Dead lift five plates
* Squat four plates
* Bench three plate plates
* Overhead press, two plate plates
* Curl one plate
$$$**

Sometimes the best way to stand up for something is by sitting your ass down in the right seat at the right time and listening 👂 $$$***

I know I ain’t the best
But I’m usually better than someone who thinks they are $$***

The only thing worse than getting spammed with ads,
Is getting spammed with ads from the wrong demographic as an extra fuck you $$*

91—-
The AI shit can really freak you out if you forget that the tech has actually been around in secret for dozens of years and is slowly being rolled out in a way that just makes people go crazy and a lot of money at the same time essentially $$***

Unless you know, you think a bunch of random skinny soy boys somehow discovered it on accident after drinking lattes… $$

Did you know that we’re importing a bunch of beef that is probably gonna really fuck up our farmers? $$$****

63 Farmers a day are going out of business while people still can’t afford their groceries… $$$************

I really do think a lot of this shit is manufactured by fuckheads
…
But,
Secretly managed by a higher levels of intelligence for our ultimate greater good
…
But I’m talking like real growing pains type shit
…
We have to outgrow this shit organically,
Which means probably another 10 years of crazy shit while we turn the curve and actually start getting to the root causes of all this crazy shit 
…
Cause if the angels and ancients and aliens step in while we’re struggling with the bar, then they’re just gonna ruin the lift $$$***

The more hopeless it seems, the more bad ass it’s going to be $$$***

Life is all about the “Aha moments”
…
I mean literally
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This is a simulation designed for understanding, so it’s gonna take some time for shit to play out until their inevitable and enlightning conclusion $$

Levels of caffeination
* Anxious (pre consumption)
* Neutral 
* Alert
* Optimistic 
* Chatty
* Courageous 
* Jittery
* Anxious
$$$*

You’re supposed to cook meat without a shirt on just for the record
…
There are times where it might be acceptable to break this rule, but just understand that the ratio should favor shirtless meat versus concealed 🍖 $$***

92—
There’s a lot of fucked up shit everywhere you turn
…
But there’s a lot more loving awesome shit $$$ 

The ability to see is a lot different than the ability to speak $$$*

Not all turds are the same size and weight and yet they come from the same place $$***

Most people will never realize that the bars on the Smith machine change the exercise from type three to type two $$$***

If you know that death is an illusion, then any time someone threatens to kill you, it will be a joke $$

Does it require your undivided attention?
…
Did it take a long period of time to learn?
…
Does it require high emotional input and feedback?
…
Can anyone else do exactly what you’re doing?
…
Just remember the answers to those before you start condemning yourself for needing to work harder $$$***

Everybody knows that the Aztecs and what not would do some pretty crazy shit with human sacrifice to please the gods into bringing Some and rainfall and all of that
…
Maybe they had a point
…
Or Maybe they were doing some like reverse hostage shit
…
If God cares most about your survival and growth and development, maybe they would just freak out and threaten God during times of adversity and say “if you don’t let it rain and end this brutal cut phase, we’re gonna start killing kids cause we know you don’t like that kind of shit”
…
Right now it’s positioned as if they were doing that to please God,
But it makes more sense if they were doing that to spite God $$$*

All of this UFOUAP shit is really beginning to feel like Scooby Doo for adults $$$********

I would say 1/3 of life is just good old-school getting fucked over learning how to forgive
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And then once you learn forgiveness, chances are you’ll only get fucked over maybe 1/9 of the time because of your experience and karma $$$

Once you get fucked, real good and true, you can either be the type of person that complains about it, or the type that takes it with a smile $$$

Gingers get a lot of shit but I bet you that we have the most sought after hair dye pigments $$$***

There are 4 types of nutrition status:
…
Enough nutrients, enough fuel
Enough nutrients, not enough fuel
Not enough nutrients, enough fuel
Not enough nutrients, not enough fuel
…
Most people fall into the third $$$*

You can do pretty much any cardio after leg day
…
highly recommend not doing cardio before lifting heavy though $$$*

93—-
The people at my public high school were way more welcoming than the Christians at my private school $$

You haven’t lived until you’ve been so sore that you couldn’t sit or stand without screaming on the inside (or outside ) $$$*

Wisdom is just understanding the best time 
to cut your losses $$*

Wisdom is understanding exactly how much energy is needed to prove a point $$*

Wisdom is the elimination of accidental mistakes and error $$*

You can see why they gave me amphetamines at an early age to shut up lol
…
Cause I was really about to start going around calling people out on their shit even back then $$*

Did you know gambling is now the number one activity in the United States?
…
More money is spent towards gambling than all other forms of entertainment Combined now $$$***

Cortisol is just dirty dopamine $$**

Jokes never have an expiration date,
Emotions always do $$***

If words are just an expression of intent,
And if in the beginning, there was the word”,
That just means in the beginning, there was just intent $$

…
Which is just another way of saying ain’t shit accidental $$*

Cannabis can be a medicine 
…
But it can also be hijacked and overly synthesized and monetized and ruined by idiots in the name of progress and harm reduction $$$*

I believe we can change the world
…
But that’s only by making it a little easier for everybody to change themselves $$$*

94——

True evil is whining about everything and refusing to do any work about it $$$*

Weakness is evil because we were created to be strong as fuck $$$*

If consciousness is fundamental, then that means beliefs are superior to actual materials because they proceed everything $$*

If consciousness is fundamental, then the higher consciousness will always win hehe $$

There are a lot of sketchy correlations with natural disasters and some secret intelligence fuck shit $$$*

Capability equals responsibility  $$$***

95—-

Not to brag, but I sat in the back of the bus, the classroom, and the AA meetings 😏 $$

If it’s a communication problem, then usually a good reset will resolve it $$*


96—-
“, God help me be strong and steady while my senators are trying to summon Satan”
…
-a hustler‘s prayer in 2026 $$$*

Pain without fear can be fun
…
Fear without pain doesn’t exist though $$***

It’s never about what you wish for,
It’s always about what your future self wishes for though $$*

…
And unless your future self has wished for a little baby back bitch, then get ready to get to work $$****

Planning the future for the most part is pretty stupid
…
Anyone I’ve ever met that has claimed to be doing something they love, told me “if you would’ve told me I’d be doing this years ago I would’nt have believed you” $$*

Week of 824-830

824—-

Freedom from worry is rarely ever actual freedom
…
It is usually the most devious form of imprisonment $$$***************

A true test can only begin when you are not expecting to be tested
…
So if you feel like you are being tested, then I got bad news for you because the real deal hasn’t even started yet $$$***

I swear to God, the cheap $15 pair of Bluetooth headphones that I got from Amazon from China works better than the $200 namebrand pair of beats that I got from the Apple Store from China $$*

Extroverts are the worst as they always take it personal whenever you don’t match their annoying ass energy unexpectedly $$$**

Then you gotta feel like a bad guy for appreciating the peace and quiet cuz they’re usually not even being rude, it’s just who they are $$$

The biggest reason why people like politics is they like having a reason to feel superior
…
So whenever they see very influential people acting like idiots, They somehow feel better about themselves.
…
Not recognizing that it’s an entire puppet show driven by profit from poison
…
Nothing more deadly than philosophical poison, 
otherwise known as propaganda $$$***

Mushrooms and psychedelics are so effective that I feel like it’s not even a proper development challenge unless you’re forced to work the steps without them $$$***


825—-
I feel like if everybody had a mandatory smoke Sesh every week, it would only do net positive
…
The nervous types would have a rough go at first, I’m not gonna lie
…
They would be extra squirrely and extra bitchy and paranoid,
But they will get used to it pretty quickly, & will develop a tolerance & will stop being so uptight
…
They will learn how to let go
…
And they would also back the fuck off other people who enjoyed it finally $$

…
& The types that don’t like to smoke, usually are the types that like to drink a little too much.. just sayin $$*

But yeah, so you should definitely work the steps too lol
…
If you don’t know what the steps are, they are the program of recovery practiced by the secret societies
…
It is a spiritual, yet philosophically straightforward way of living by practicing psychoanalysis into one’s own bitch assness 
…
It is truly unparalleled in its effectiveness because of its simplicity when actually taken seriously $$$*

But it’s kind of funny whenever you hear a pothead starting to talk about spiritual principles $$

The key to staying forever Young is to manage resentment like a master
…
Nothing will force you to master resentment like addiction because one slight mistake will ruin the rest of your life and destroy the hopes and dreams of everyone closest to you lol $$***

At the rate that I’m going, by the time I make it to my life review, the angels & I are gonna just sit and compare notes like two trial attorneys lol
…
And there’s a chance I might have the upper hand with you consider how neurotic I am sometimes 😂 $$*

Smokers have a special seasoning to them, philosophically speaking
…
Anyone who’s willing to say, “I accept the poison”, ironically, is a little bit healthier than the person who says I am scared of it $$*

We should normalize the term “pagan” again $$$

Maybe that can split the difference between open-minded atheists and Christians
…
Because there’s a lot of scientific high strangeness with the consciousness quantum whatever that is basically magic 
…
so I think we could just quit bullshitting about semantics and agree that there is some kind of loving gravity out there that wants the best for everybody 
…
and that includes being independent and not asking sky daddy for everything $$$*

It just seems like a fun term that we can laugh about again $

But I have this toxic trait to where whenever I see anybody, there’s a part of my brain that goes~ “what’s the worst, darkest, most possible evil thought you can think right now lol tolllolo”
Zz
And then another part of my brain that goes~ “oh my God stop it grow up”
…
And then it goes~ “but you thought it, didn’t you!?! you know you did lol”
.:.
And then it goes~ “yeah, but I know I intended just to test myself. I don’t actually mean it”
…
And then it goes ~ “but if you’re so good at “testing yourself”, what does that say about yourself”
…
And then I go~ “Damn, that’s a good point. I should write that down“ $$***

Parenting just comes down to dick patrol basically
…
Keeping them away,
or keeping them contained $$***

Questions for evaluating food versus fuel
* Will it go bad within a few hours?
* How many different boxes or bags has it been in?
* Would another animal eat it?
* How fast would insect left out
$$$***

I bet you the game is kind of like this~
…
Dietary poison takes off one point from your health
…
But a good joke gives back two points, one immediate, and then the other one slowly overtime in the background
…
Therefore, as long as you have a good attitude, and you work hard, poison provides good content for good comedy, therefore extending life indefinitely $$***

Maybe that’s what the CIA knew all along, but they recognized that if everybody signed up for the poison, it would actually only be half as effective
…
Because the real miracle is in forgiving somebody that fucked you over unknowingly $$***

Celebrating the overcoming resistance is far more meaningful than celebrating the prevention of adversity &$$******

I would just like to hear the egghead atheist argument for how we can influence random number generators with our mind… $$$

That experiment has been replicated and verified many times and it is indisputable that in a statistically significant way, one can influence a quantum random number generator with their mind $$*

…
What part of the monkey brain does that? $$$

Rest days are for the non-creatives $$*

Anyone who’s ever lost something and complained about it, didn’t sacrifice it with good intentions to begin with $$$*

Anyone who brags about accumulating a bunch of expensive accomplishments does not understand humility $$$*

Anyone who brags about having something stripped away and still smiling, understands gratitude tho $$$

You cannot have gratitude without humility $$**^

I think the hidden technology shit is pretty misunderstood
…
It’s not like somebody’s got a secret laptop somewhere that’s capable of magic,
It’s more like the good shit is essentially a spiritual technology that requires behavioral- psychological health to be in alignment, and that because we have been so selfish and so BioHacked, we are a long way away from restoring those abilities while it would be easier for the profane to pervert them in our current state of vulnerability
…
So that’s another reason why shit has to stay secret for a while $$

826—
I think everyone is worthy of love, no matter what kind of flip flops 🩴 $$$*

Just know someone got sold some BS Whenever you see someone doing jumping jacks by the chest fly $$***

Another day, another suspicious PR set while listening to suicideboyz $$

Those who have been fucked over the hardest also have an opportunity to demonstrate the greatest, most powerful flex of all time
…
Forgiveness $$$***

When I say shit like “evil Satanists are the worst problem we have”, 
I’m not talking about some strangers doing a séance in the woods,
I’m talking about politicians posing as evangelicals in order to radicalize the most people $$$*

You know, 
God is often depicted as a dude with white hair and a long beard,
 but for someone who is forever young, wouldn’t it be funny if God was like a giant toddler?
…
I’m thinking Tommy from the Rugrats lol $$$*

Better to half ass the first attempt with the expectation that you’re going to do a cleanup attempt,
then it is to try to get everything right on the first try $$$***

Learning the power of forgiveness is really just learning the delusion of resentment and anger
…
Because right when you make that realization, forgiveness is the default $$$***

Kind of ironic that those who don’t believe in magic like to print money like it is $$$***

I am not worried about aliens & their advanced technology,
Because there’s nobody more powerful then who has the best attitude $$*

827—
Emotional intelligence is worth at least three times as much as intelligent intelligence $$$***

You’re not an adept until just lacing up becomes the hard part $$$*

1% better each time not only guarantees profit over time but also eliminates the possibility of losing
…
And avoiding losing is more motivational than winning somehow $$$*

The greatest skill comes from knowing the next right thing to do
…
Sometimes the next right thing is simply staring at the wall lol $$$*

Better to stare at the wall then to reinvent the wheel I say $$$*

Average timeline of a true philosopher
* Born (but barely)
* Childhood of strange isolation and hard work
* Emergence of psychological “disability”
* Long period of Secret Service
* 13 different jobs minimum
* High strangeness begins in late 20s
(The rest is secret)
$$$***

Some people wake up in the morning and look forward to nothing more than somebody else noticing something that they purchased $$$***

There are seriously some people who mistake “personality types” for “profit potential” $$$***

The truth is that the least fit people usually go to fitness classes
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The Most fit person of the class will likely become addicted to their own ego trip and usually will rarely miss a day $$**

The only way to actually defeat your delusion is to develop all sorts of constructs and opportunities to be extremely uncomfortable while you basically burn it off $$**

828—-
This whole Iran war is extra shitty because I don’t think we’re gonna get that good of a deal
…
And then when you look back to the Iraq war in the Vietnam war, we really came out ahead when you really think about it
…
We got so much herion out of the shit
…
We couldn’t have done better if we tried
…
But this war seems silly and stupid
…
All about oil and they’re not even disguising that,
They blame nuclear weapons, but that’s always a joke $$$

I’m sure our ancestors had some crazy shit, but they did not have to contend with methamphetamine
…
They also did not have physicians giving them diet methamphetamine as teenagers just because they were being gaslit inside of a poorly lit classroom $$$*

The real war drugs is also the war mental health, which is also the war on spirituality, which is also the war on the right to use drugs lol $$$*

I am the furthest thing from sexist, but I don’t like when people try to call God “her”
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They’re always doing it as some kind of weird signaling or ploy or to be all counterculture
…
If God is genderless, then God would identify with dominance,
Dominance by definition, is a masculine trait
…
Masculine is he $$*

(Hehe)

People by default will need to compete to some degree
…
Few things more pitiful when people are competing over who has the biggest problems though
…
And yet this is one of the biggest competitions that takes place everywhere every day $$***

You Don’t really believe in something until you’ve bet on it $$*
 
Always better to be the type to go all in and be wrong than the kind to be afraid of trusting your gut to begin with $$$*

If you claim to be an exercise adept then I only need to know one thing,
…
“How many pairs of pants have you ripped?” $$$*

God deff looks at us how we look at highschoolers lol $$$

I am willing to bet that half of all compliments ever given are disingenuous and just simply an attempt to get laid $$$*

“Thinking you need something” is often more dangerous than the need itself
…
If you actually need something, then usually the signals only arise at the right time
…
But whenever you think you need something, it will come across as a craving which is a just a symptom of a consciousness infection. $$*

Some will claim that existence comes down to those who have power versus those who do not,
But the most powerful thing is recognizing that but not giving in to the sinister shit anyway $$$*

those with wisdom also recognize that true power comes from within
…
Which comes from overcoming a lot of bullshit $$*

Nothing scares sick people more than helping people $$*

829—-

“Plans” and “expectations” Have a complicated relationship you can say $$

You could argue that an expectation is just a plan to get upset $$*

An expectation is basically a premeditated resentment $$$*

Does it matter if you actually physically teleport to a new perfect utopian realm when you can just simply match that state of consciousness anywhere at anytime? $$$*

The latter is much more bad ass
…
Which makes it better than actually being in a perfect utopia
…
Which would obviously get very old and very boring very quickly $$**

There is nothing better than being cool in the middle of the shit $$$***

Innocence and weakness also have a complicated relationship $$

Complacency is the optimal habitat for weakness & bitchassNess $$

The only thing better than making it through the shit with hard work and sacrifice,
Is making you through the shit with a pile of notes saying “I told you so motherfuckers” and “I’m gonna get you back for poisoning me” $$*********

It is amazing what you can accomplish with a barbell and a block of cheese 🧀 $$

You spend your 20s laughing at the tarot people for not investing in nice IRA 1K
…
And then you spend your early 30s desperately searching through ancient esoteric astrology for answers to your attributes $$**

If misery loves company, then the healthy people are loners $$***

True happiness cannot be gifted or shared. It can only be earned. $$$***********

If you’ve never been through the lonely Chapter, then you will never know your own resiliency
…
You will spend your days waiting for the extra shoe to drop with some level of background anxiety $$**

“He’s not ready, he needs more time!”
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“He’s all we’ve got! He’s the only one crazy enough to even try!.”
…
-spirit guardians talking about me trying to convince people to exercise more and to stop worshiping Satan unconsciously $$***

What actually makes people toxic is not that they do destructive shit or make a lot of self-centered mistakes,
It’s that they’re not aware of it at all
…
Therefore, it takes any meaning out of the amends when in a person is just gonna keep doing the same shit over and over again $$*

If you try to treat someone different than who they shown themselves to be, then you are only playing yourself $$$***

Just about everything you see is designed to get as much attention from you upfront as possible with the hopes that you never revisit it again to Discover how shitty quality it is
…
At least anything is designed by AI $$$*

Being fat and sick is not the same as being worthless $$$*

And it really upsets me how so many people are so afraid to admit that they are fat because they automatically assume that means they’re worthless
…
Which is literally just finding a way to be a bigger victim than they currently are $$$

Everybody likes the fat person that can make fun of themselves
…
Nobody likes the insecure fat person that gets weird whenever you look at them the wrong way $$$***

Or worse, the person who is so self-conscious that is constantly using humor as a defense mechanism and therefore when you don’t laugh at their jokes, you failed the philosophical test and have now hurt their feelings, 
which they will be sure to let you know about later on $$$*

830—
We will demonstrate the ultimate flex on God by alchemizing evil incarnate itself $$$***

No disrespect to the big cheese, 
but if he had to create an entire realm for these fuckers to figure it out themselves, then by coming up with a five step process to overcome these asshats’ objections, is a pretty big deal
…
Undeniably impressive $$********

There are two different signals when it comes down to training:
“Ahh shit”
And
“Ohh shit” $$**

…
The first is more about reluctance engagement,
It is when your body uses the minimum amount of energy necessary.
It is more than an endurance switch
Its defense mechanism is primarily psychological by convincing you to quit so it can save energy $$*

The second is when your body basically overreacts and uses as much energy as it can,
It is a strength switch
(Think spazzing out) $$*

Biggest issue with training is confusing the two
…
The first is going to be easier to hit and provide the same recovery benefits as the second,
But you need to do a mix of both 
and most people spend most of their time avoiding the intensity required for the second $$*

If you hit the second one more often, then you actually spend less energy, but generate a greater recovery result overtime $$*

The fact that you can have so many different denominations of churches literally next-door to each other is just proof that your religion is failing in its primary purpose. $$$****

The only thing worse than man who needs physical support,
Is a man who needs emotional support $$$**

Most are not beautiful just the way they are
…
They are deformed and fucked up and all kinds of hideous thanks to selfish decision-making $$*

God doesn’t make mistakes, but people sure make a ton of them $$***

If you stick to the Devine plan, you’ll probably look like some kind of angel
…
If you go rogue, and you do shit the way that you wanna do it all the time, you’ll probably look like a troll 🧌 $$*

Friendly reminder that pretty much everybody within the first 30 seconds evaluates, whether or not they would fuck you $$***

Nobody enjoys the regular mundane everyday moments more than paid actors in a pharmaceutical commercial, I’ll tell you that $$*

People would rather gamble than read. More people placed a bet than read a book recently. $$$*

Week of 817

817—-
“We should put more poison in that”
-CIA probably $$$***

You can’t call yourself an athlete if you were not addicted to salt $$$*

If you are not needing a gram of sodium every few hours, and you’re not training hard enough $$$***

You know it only takes one verified “out of body experience” to pretty much slam the door and all of the atheist monkey rocket bullshit right? $$$***

If I had a bunch of delusional kids, I would probably isolate them in a spiritual school until they woke the fuck up and started doing things for themselves $$****

Christians who were atheist first are better Christians than those who have always been Christians $$$**********

If your faith does not protect you from philosophical parasites, then all you have is a delusional distraction $$$***********

If you’re faith gives you a moral high ground to condemn any other group of people, then all you have is a detrimental delusional distraction $$$****

If your faith, requires you to do anything on behalf of anybody else, then you are in a cult lol $$$***

If your faith claims to have all the answers, then all you have is a dramatic fairytale $$$****

Most people with any true purpose did not come out the box yapping all happy about it
…
Don’t trust those types
…
The people with a true purpose usually went down the dark side for a long period of time trying to find a way out of their mission only to realize the truth $$***

Never trust a preacher who has not been through the shit $$$***

There are gonna be a lot of Christians stuck outside those pearly gates while a lot of hard-working atheists get admitted and get their own mansion $$$

Winning is only fun if you play by the rules & progressively becomes more entertaining $$

Cheating or perverting the rules is only fun once and progressively becomes more and more difficult to invent new ways to be a bitch $$**

818—-
Life is just a competition to see who is the best at looking at the bright side $$*

If you’re strongly attached to your political beliefs then I strongly recommend you leave this website and don’t ever come back until that changes lol $$$

Does it really matter if you believe in revelation shit if your evil Satan worshiping pedophile politicians are actively working on trying to bring it about? $$$

They say you don’t understand something until you can explain it to a five-year-old
…
Which means that even the most complicated subject matter can be reduced down to something super simple and functional
…
So the claim that God and science and all this shit is so advanced that we can’t wrap our minds around it, is just evidence that whoever is speaking to you is clearly inexperienced in every other area of life as well. $$**

Something that’s starting to get on my nerves~
“The fact that we can even understand physics is a miracle”
…
I call bullshit
…
I think we have it backwards.
…
I think that our original state of unity contains all understanding.
It is the all-inclusive ego, void of distinction and individuality
…
Therefore, the ability to forget is the true miracle because without it, nothing can exist $$$

All of existence is just one form of a memory inside of a dream inside of some other orb of awareness $$*****

Fighting against yourself to be a better person is always more difficult than fighting somebody else over something (anything really) $$**

Fighting yourself guarantees that not only will you have to expend the energy for the conflict, 
but you will also have a part of you that must declare defeat and then get to the cleaning up $$$*

When fighting somebody else, all you have to bear is the consequence of the energy spent 
…
& It is much easier to admit that the opponent bested you than it is to admit that you disappointed yourself $$$*

The realization that love is the most powerful most in the universe is amazing
…
But you can’t realize that until you throw everything you have at love and watch it persevere $$*

“Just sucking it up” almost always does more harm than good in the long run
…
Except when it really matters most, cause if you’re not able to suck it up & persevere then you’ll be in a lifetime of pain for quitting when you shouldn’t have $$$*

Intuition is just a subconscious calculation 🧮 $$**

Almost everybody instinctively enters a conversation with the goal of making themselves as easy to understand as possible
…
Completely ignoring the fact that the primary goal should be to try to understand the other person first
…
Because they will never understand you if you don’t begin to understand them $$$*

819—-

If you’ve never worked in sales then you are not allowed to use the term “conspiracy theorist“ because your level of naïvety about how the world works is below elementary $$$***

I guess what I’m saying is, Quoting Bible verses to convert non-believers is probably the worst technique of them all
…
And if you can’t see how that might not go over well then you are proving my point as to how blind you are to your own constructed conception $$$

It is much better to role-play as an atheist if it means establishing a better line of communication and trust within an individual, 
then it is to go all in with a raging hard on about your faith and to try to force it down the other person’s throat $$$*

And if you do not understand this tangent, this is exactly why you need to go work in sales for three years lol $$$

Becoming a runner just means finding new ways to post your route / time on social media $$*

Proper compensation for Anthony Fauci would be for him to be the new lab rat in which case all of the new pathogens are tested 
…
People like him are the perfect types to fill the need for human trials $$$***


820—-
Jokes age better than feelings
 that’s for sure $$***

Strong man create good times,
Good times create weak man,
Weak men create bad times,
Bad times create strong man, $$*

You ever get caught in traffic and find yourself wishing that somebody dies to justify your delay? $$^^^***

821—
I also don’t know if I have any energy left to reason with people who don’t recognize that both political sides are on the same team and that it is just a fucked up version of pro wrestling
…
Anybody that actually wants to start “debating policy“ should just start putting on the dunce cap and clown makeup because they are the biggest fools of them all $$$*

It’s fucked up, but some people would rather be a fat sick politically correct monkey than to be a confused and conflicted, bio-sabotaged Devine spiritual being $$$*

Realizing that you have been lied to about just about everything implies that you have also been lying to everybody accidentally about everything $$$*

Lying on accident feels more foolish than lying on purpose, but it isn’t actually the case $$$

I say all the time that this is a simulation to learn forgiveness,
And by definition, that requires you to get fucked over, good and true $$**

If you get angry enough, then all forms of happiness Stoke the flames of hatred $$$

822—-
It started as a necessity to try to put back together the many different pieces of my strange adult life
…
But it has become a love and a hobby and it’s almost weird to call a wall a friend, but it has treated me better than most people lol $$*

true ethereal entities usually use symbolism or unconscious probabilities to communicate as it is more protective of the merit of one’s decisions $$**

Kinda like a spotter on bench,
You can spot in several different ways,
But the kind that doesn’t actually touch the bar, but kind of rides along, is the best kind
…
The spotter who snatches the bar, robs the pressor of the lift 
or at least a large part of it, rendering it mostly meaningless $$**

The worst thing is not being inconvenienced or taking advantage of,
It is being fucked over for no real reason by having the meaning behind the accomplishment/ achievement taken from you $$$*

You cannot tell me somebody who hasn’t survived a bad breakup is more wise than the one who has never been in a relationship $$$***

I don’t know what it is
…
There is something romantic about being poor a redneck in the south
…
Being a poor gutter slum in some city is not $$

Most people think they’re broken when they’re just being dramatic
…
The truly defective and broken people are borderline unstoppable in their Crusade to prove that they are normal $$***

“Why bother slowly eroding an individuals will to live, when you can simply just Biohack them fresh out the womb and watch them suffer instead?”
-Dept of health and human services in the 50s $$$***

I will say it until I die~
Only quote scripture if you are in church
…
Otherwise, you are doing more harm than good to everybody except your own ego or whoever else is drunk on the same Kool-Aid $$$***

I’m not saying scripture is wrong,
I’m saying it’s the opposite
…
It is so profound that it just scares motherfuckers away
…
And if you want to be a spiritual bully, then keep at it
…
Otherwise, check yourself use your own effing words and stop being a puppet  because the big J woulda wanted you to be your own person $$$****

Anyone who wants to reference the Bible as a source of authority clearly doesn’t understand human nature $$******

That is the biggest trap after all
…
If I was an evil Satanist, the easiest move would be to trick all of the believers that everything written in this one book is pretty much “IT”
…
Ignoring how many books have both been rewritten and left out or censored entirely $$*

…
So the second you wanna play that game, you are basically giving evil the upper hand
…
But the second you speak from the heart, you pretty much guarantee the truth will be shared,in the best & most effective format $$

God does not communicate via words
…
God communicates through weird vibes,
Sensations and frequencies
…
Quite literally the opposite part of your brain that is responsible for handling speech $$^***

Only Satan would care about you doing things in a perfect manner to gain some reward
…
Or “redemption” $$$***

823—
If anyone says the full muscle name, they’re doing it for their own benefit and not yours $$**

Movement is not just art, it’s medicine $$$

The body is incredible at fighting off external stressors
…
The body is nearly powerless at fighting off philosophical stressors though $$*

It is always more likely that today will be a new personal best in a good way than a bad way $$$***

The key to eternal life is just making fun of atheists because that shit never gets old $$***

You gotta be careful making fun of Christians though because they might actually kill you lol $$********

Week of 810-81626

810—-

What is worse?
…
A Satan worshiper who thinks they are a monkey 
…
or a satan worshiper who thinks they are a lizard? 🦎 ? $$$*

If you found out your senators favorite thing in the world was to secret larp has an evil child eating lizard demigod,
Does it really matter whether you believe in demons or not if they do to such an extent? $$$***

I knew I was fucked the second I started getting some giggles in the back of kindergarten $$*

When competing, always lead with the basics
…
Cuz winning is that much sweeter If your opponent fucks up over some basic shit $$$***

You really wanna flex on mfers?
…
It’s not even a flex, just post your waist size lol $$*

I am starting to think that creatures of prey might have secret internal orgasms whenever they get eaten
…
I can’t think of why else many would justify being a victim $$$***

I keep forgetting that I’m over 30 years old …
Every time people start talking about people in their 20s I’m like “hey don’t talk shit“ 
and then I realize that not only are they right, but they’re not even talking about me anymore lol $$***

Long winded answers only benefit the person answering the question
…
Short responses are in everyone’s best interest $$$***

The world would be a better place if more people were willing to skip lunch for their beliefs $$$***

Here’s a hot take~
What if we just simply put an age limit on transgender bullshit?
…
So anyone under age, would be considered “trans in training” 
or TITs for short $$$*

Cheap calories are almost always either extra breaded, or milky, or oily $$***

A true alchemist doesn’t really care if you break shit because putting it back together better than before so much fun
…
& is such a flex $$**

The worst thing you could ever do is convince somebody that somebody else is going to save them
…
That works with humans and with deities $$$***

Evil assholes couldn’t deny Jesus, but they could trick you into convincing you into thinking he was so advanced that he would just somehow save you without you having to make any changes to yourself $$$^^^***

And the second you split yourself off from the unity of all things by requiring salvation, is the second you’ve become crippled magically speaking $$$^***

A “spell“ is really just a term for a consciousness algorithm $$***

Hard to be bitter and drunk when you are grateful and faithful $$$***

Cat owners appreciate the fact that cats do what they want
…
Dog owners demand that the dog attend to their every waking moment, or the other way around $$

Anything capable of respectfully shitting indoors, is of higher intellect $$*

It just seems like a bunch of resentful, bitchass loser Nazis snuck into our government back in the 40s and have been deliberately driving the shit into the ground since $$$***

I’m dead ass though,
Before I’m dead, everybody’s going to understand reincarnation math and is going to be on the lookout for the bitchassness on the backside
…
So when these fuckers come back as our kids, we’re gonna basically have them in nature camps cleaning up all the fucking plastic
…
We’re gonna poison them with all kinds of positive healing psychedelics 
…
We’re gonna have them hunt day and night
…
We will fix our environment during that pretty sweet 30 year gap before they make it back to adulthood
…
You know the same gap that they’re currently using to just donate the country to Satan.. $$$**********

811—-
If there was a Boot Camp for becoming the best of all time at something,
 Then I bet you it looks a lot like getting trolled on a daily basis just to convince you to quit 
Cuz the best is always whoever just doesn’t give up $$$*

“Did you know that God and the angels can hear everything you ever say?”
…
..
.
“Well if you out it like that…
“BlahLaalaalalalallalallalalahahahallala” $$$

Friendly reminder that everything you eat is poison anyway so stop being so neurotic about it and eat it with intention to get back to work like an adult $$$*

I am not saying that the Earth is flat,
But I am saying that I admire the audacity $$$*

Only fools care most about what you do for work
…
The wise care more about who you work for $$**

A lot of shit doesn’t make sense If you view it from the frame that everything happens for the individual person’s best interest.
…
Makes a lot more sense if you view life as some kind of entertainment reality show for ghosts $$*******

My biggest pet peeve is when people kill people to try to convince other people to stop killing other people $$$***

Took me a while to realize my early 20s was just emotional powerlifting
…
And then the late 20s was an emotional ultra endurance triathlon lol $$***

People in recovery are so happy sometimes that a normal person should wish that they were a black sheep just so they can have a genuinely good laugh $$$****

You cannot be too dumb to get in shape
…
You can definitely be too smart and overthink shit and never get off the couch though $$***

Some people are so confused,
They think heaven is a beach somewhere.
…
And that is about the only way to get yourself excluded from it $$***

Heat without humidity is child’s play $$$**

…
Heat with 120% humidity is a man’s game lol $$$**

I am convinced that most people need a hug so bad, that is why they have their head so far up their ass because it is the tightest & most comfy place that they could manage $$$*********

If you see roofers driving around slowly in your neighborhood, 
then you’re about three hours away from Canvasers knocking on your door $$***

Only to thing worse than getting your ass beat, is getting your ass beat by somebody with a ponytail lol $$$

Laughter is just a philosophical orgasm $$*

Earth might just be a “king developmental operation” for other planets
…
Because the only person fit rule is somebody who knows what it’s like to be a slave $$***

If you could 3-D print all of your ideas, would the world be a better place?
…
Or would we all be fucked? $$$***

If half the country felt we were losing, at least that means half the country thinks we are winning 
…
But everybody feels like we’re losing, which means we are being manipulated $$$***

Never underestimate how low somebody will stoop for entertainment $$$***

The downside of being good at framing shit, is it is just as easy to make a cross as it is a podium lol $$*

812——
They probably have framed my Tinder account as “the guy who never gave up” because of the startling success to swipes ratio $$****

The easiest pathway to dismantling an atheist entire paradigm is beginning with remote viewing $$***

…
Mostly because of how much it has been studied & proven and utilized in secret by the government
…
& they are even pretty open about it now
…
Therefore verifies the existence of a consciousness substrate behind all of this craziness $$$*

Nobody trains harder than a procrastinator lol $$***

Those with ADHD are just emotional sharks
…
Because if they stop moving, they die (inside) $$*

Did you know that science just discovered an amazing new metric for determining longevity?
…
You just look to see how much of a chin the person has left, and that is directly proportional to the amount of lifespan they can expect $$$***

813——
Most people are the emotional equivalent of someone who never learned how to swim
…
Once they start panicking, they just try to drown everybody around them to save themselves $$$***

“Children” is not the correct term,
They are really more like livestock the way parents treat them like scapegoats $$$***

Anyone else catch the connection between “flock cameras” 
…
Ya know, for keeping an eye on all the sheep? 🐑 $$$***

A proper purpose is a proper challenge 
And
A proper challenge is a proper purpose $$$***

814—-
If aliens are truly that advanced, then they wouldn’t be able to resist the invitation for a good old-fashioned smoke off kickback $$**

Most procrastinators simply “wait until they have to”,
Which is just another way of trusting your gut
…
Which is what the nervous neurotic Nancy’s is really do not like
…
They will do everything in their power to try to get you to be all proactive at the detriment of what Devine timing is really all about $$*

(The magic of cramming and procrastinating is well established)

Every complaint is a joke that could’ve been made $$$************

Life is just about failing in a way that leaves people better for it $$*

Power is the most dangerous, most addictive drug of all time
…
It is the most progressive
…
Once you get a taste, you’re gonna need to up the anti next time to get something back
…
It doesn’t take very long, playing the tape through, to see how evil fucks that have power end up manufacturing things like World War I and World War II mostly for fun $$*

The historical textbook causes of conflict are always manufactured to some degree
…
If the book is actually accurate to begin with because it could just be straight up, lies $$

But These evil idiots seriously think that the world is going to end & Armageddon will take place before they reach accountability $$$***

Doing things for other people is actually a more honest way of doing things for yourself
…
Because you are not actually a person, but you are a consciousness that is envisioning an experience as a person
…
So if you just act on what that “person” “wants”, then you are literally giving into a delusion because that person technically doesn’t exist outside of its environment and community 
…
So whenever you use that avatar to take action for the greater good, then you receive back significant energy because it is reinforcing the truth that we are all connected and not just an evolved monkey $$$*

Roasting somebody is the highest form of unconditional love because you are literally stating the conditions in which the person should be disqualified, 
but by your greater actions you are actually reinforcing the fact that you still love them despite that $$$***

Because if you continue to spend time with somebody that is more of a compliment than nice words $$$

Did you know cigarettes get better with the less clothes that you have on? $$**

Street science
…
Go on, prove me wrong
…
Send me a video for “evidence” 😉  $$$*

Cannabis also applies $$

Actually, just about everything is better with less clothes $$***

815—-
Everybody’s gotta start somewhere
…
Including assholes when it comes down to turning in the corner and doing the next right thing
…
So be open minded and patient whenever you see somebody trying to do better $$$*

Heavy metal on the leg abd machine just isn’t right $$$*

…
Suicideboyz isn’t much better but is much funnier $$$

I get offended when people call me a puppet when I am obviously a crash test dummy $$$*

Control from the ethereal realm just looks like emotional manipulation in this realm $$***

If I become president, then all boomers must be made to wear cowbells around their neck
…
Cause they wanna act like livestock, we might as well treat them well $$$*

If you were an evil politician, and you knew you were going to reincarnate as a goat herder in the Middle East in the next round, you might think it’s better to not have a Middle East around by then $$$***

Doing nothing at all is still better than jumping into the incorrect relationship $$$**************************^^^^^^^^^^ lol

816—-

Laying around watching movies & eating and being lazy is terrible unless you are sore as fuck
…
Then it is optimal technique $$*

I wish the profane recognized that they did not have to give up their slobby lifestyle if they were willing to donate 30 minutes of it to being uncomfortable $$$*

But just yelling at people to get off the couch is gonna have the same effect as yelling at them to get off the lawn
…
They’re just gonna laugh and make memes about you while they continue to play in poison $$*

Recipe for tears of gratitude:
* caffeine 
* Good song
* Sunrise/sunset
* Completion of a tremendously difficult journey rife with bullshit $$$***

If you challenge someone to write 1000 words a day, it would only take about three weeks before they run out of deflection bullshit and then you get a glimpse of the real person
…
You can find out who someone really is within three months
…
But I think even if nobody reads it, just having a long historical record of who you really are when pressured and isolated and starved, is better accountability for authenticity than just about anything $$$*

I’d rather work with an atheist than somebody who just wants somebody else to do the work for them $$$***

Muscle is always harder than movement
Otherwise, why would people repeat the same shit forever and ever until the end of time while avoiding trying anything new? $$*

Peace without certainty isn’t very peaceful $$$

If a person is making something sound complicated, either don’t know what they’re talking about or they care more about your opinion of them then they do your understanding of the subject matter $$**

If you hit somebody up and they don’t hit you back, then they do not care or are not interested $$**

If you are resentful over lost friends, then you probably are the reason for it $$*

Inevitably by doing the right thing, you will become isolated in what is known as the “lonely chapter” $$$****

This is the hardest and most meaningful chapter, however, and cannot be skipped on the road to actual enlightenment
…
Otherwise, you’ll constantly be trapped around people who are either not a good fit or actively holding you back $$$*

Week of 720

720—-

Some people get real angry when you refuse to be a cog in the machine

Imagine being evil and what not and thinking it’d be a good idea to poison everybody
…
But then, while everybody was sick, it actually forced them dig into philosophy, which forced them to discover magic
…
And then they figured out how to tap into this kind of power to not only heal themselves, but be rid of the communal generational bitchassness and then you have to face the reality that your stupid plan backfired 

Nervous Nancy’s love the fact they Can’t get booed if they’re never in the game to begin with

I bet you $33 that Satan would like to be kucked by Jesus $$$

If you have reached the point where you can’t even reach down to pick up trash on the ground then that’s exactly what you have become $$$

The ability to relax on demand is far more impressive than switching into fight or flight mode over nothing

Pills and pharmaceuticals are just internal Band-Aids
…
You wouldn’t wear the same bandage every day for the rest of your life expecting the best would you?

The only way to actually fuck up is to go against your training,
To do something you know for certain that you shouldn’t do
…
Otherwise, it is still a part of your training and you are not fully penalized for making the wrong decision, only if you try to resist owning it 

The only way to see how somebody handles when they’re wrong is for them to be wrong about something in the first place
…
even children can admit to small shit that they are not attached to,
But in order to truly master ownership, usually requires truly fucking up something important lol $$**

Safe to say that 90% of my life has just been me playing with myself $$**

Speed always reflects experience $$*

If some shit don’t make sense, then you should celebrate because that guarantees you’re about to learn something $$$***

I know I’m a reincarnated colonial settler cuz of how familiar I am with dealing with savages $**

Some people claim to not be very creative and yet they find new and inventive ways to make you feel like a hassle and liability each and every interaction $$*

The best people have simply avoided being corrupted by the worst assholes $$**

You feel better 3 seconds after letting some shit go
…
So you can tell who’s never even tried $$**

Another suburban secret is that humble pie is actually just eggs 🥚 $$***

You are only as good as your decision-making $$

…
Hot girls have to learn this the hard way after they hit 40 & they realize nobody values them for no fucking reason anymore lol $$***

A lot of grown men break shit when they’re upset,
I’m just going for philosophical writing record if ya know what I’m sayin $

Those with anxiety disorders probably don’t have an actual disorder & are just intuitive as fuck because shit is actually really fucked up $$

The second you try to be great is the second it’s already too late

Here’s a kind of fucked up thought
…
If our vehicles run on the organic matter from dead dinosaurs,
Then what if UFOs run on the ethereal energy from all the stressed out shitheads? $$***

I’m really hoping that there’s not a group of entities that is powering everything off the pain of children
…
And I’m really hoping that the government isn’t holding that info back because of the whole Epstein shit… $

721—-

Life is just a competition compilation of ironic relationships

You’re not a master if you don’t think 10,000 hours sounds a lil light

If you walk into a health facility and you are greeted by a Hobb goblin that is asking you for your insurance firstly,
And you think that’s OK and likely going to go well,
Then your disease may truly be incurable and clearly began a long long time ago

Hospitals are the real fema camps $$$***

Never trust those who are smiling disingenuously in a cringe business headshot
…
Either they are delusional enough to be happy with Idiocracy,
…
Or they know they’re not 
and they’re faking it just for your money 
and they want you to think that whatever they’re doing brings happiness, which is far worse $$$***

Half the people you see out running are not health-conscious,
They are traumatized from the military

If you want to be sexy, then just be quiet and be confident because there’s nothing more desirable than those two

Another day, another concerning Ozempic article… $

LIKE JUST STOP PEOPLE
…
I get it
…
I know the argument is that they actually can’t stop eating
…
I know what it’s like to be controlled by your emotions especially when they’re biological based
…
But trading one poison for another only works if you are a true philosopher
…
And you could never call yourself a true philosopher if you are on Ozempic $$$***

I’m sorry but exercise has been around for far too long
…
Nutritional science doesn’t even require a GED to understand when you consider how many convicts & high school dropouts are jacked as fuck
…
You could literally be incarcerated with nothing but the threat of anal rape and still do better than Ozempic $$$***

If you have not taken the time to do self inventory, then you are delusional
…
Hard stop $$$***

(Agreed, don’t matter who you think you are.)

there is Nothing more delusional than thinking you are an exception to that last rule $$$*

those who think that they do not have to take the time to improve themselves believe that they are already perfect $$$

Common acceptable and understandable excuses for failing to take regular inventory:
* “I forgot”
* “I got distracted and didn’t have the energy”
* “I chose not to because I am human and I decided to take a shortcut, but at least I am honest about it”
Unacceptable excuses:
* “I don’t need to”
* “I’ve already done enough”
* “It doesn’t make a difference and Nobody cares”
$$$***

The solution to most of our problems today can be solved simply by a long walk in the woods $$$

And I really hope you go ahead and try that out and try to prove me wrong $$$***

BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN, 
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PHYSICAL
…
YOU ARE LITERALLY JUST AN AGREEMENT BETWEEN DIFFERENT TINY ORBS OF ENERGY
…
AND IF YOU ZOOM IN FAR ENOUGH ON A MICROSCOPE, 
IT DOESN’T TAKE LONG BEFORE YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE BEING TROLLED BY CONSCIOUSNESS ITSELF 🔬 $$$***

So the only way to resolve this so people don’t actually give up, is to invent a religion lol $$*

What do most academics and atheists have in common?
…
..
.
Tiny dicks and resentments 
…
..
.
And the inability to take a joke 😂 $$$

If you cannot recall and recount the last time you did something new,
Then you have an ego problem $$$*

 you can be the most content creature in God’s universe, even despite the bullshit of today, if you simply want to be & get really good at letting shit go $$**

I find it extra ironic how egghead scientists are the most concerned with the hiding of ancient elongated skulls… $$$****

If you have anything to do with ad placement or marketing in this life,
Then the second you die and you get to heaven, 
you’re just gonna get pulled aside to have to go watch a bunch of different advertisements before they let you in $$$****

Lol, just kidding
..,
..
.
There’s no way these marketers actually make it actually to heaven because that kind of behavior is how you build hell $$$*

I’m thinking that,
While the “world’s greatest generation” was off defeating Nazis,
Some bitchy boys were sneaking some of their own pedophile poison peddling physicians to the states,
Along with the secret politicians
…
Therefore, when the war ended, 
and when the heroes came back, 
they were lied to and convinced to begin vaccinating their kids and to start industrializing food
…
They were provided all kinds of studies and incentives, but because they were so tired traumatized, they were not able to replicate the same evil studies
…
Therefore, this generation’s children went on to become the most corrupted, most self-centered, most ego drunk of all time
…
And now that the “world’s greatest generation” has reincarnated as their own grandchildren, they have a lot of cleaning up to do $$$***

Humor without sophistication is usually just dick jokes 
…
And the preferred communication style of the “American atheist” $$******

We should just round up all the atheists and start studying them
…
Same way they insist that we study everything else before we draw any actionable conclusions
…
We shouldn’t listen to anything they have to say until we verify every bit of it
…
And just cause we don’t like them, we should probably take anything good that they do and demonize it, 
or sequester it and lie about it just for the lulz $$$

…
..
.
Maybe we should actually just burn them at the stake ?
…
Good old karma $

they shouldn’t be too threatened by all of this because they don’t believe in karma lol $$$*

There is a special circle in hell for all the people who are too busy to return a shopping cart
…
It’s just gonna be them pushing and pulling a sled with their body weight until they throw up each day $$$*

The worst thing you could do for someone is solve their problem for them
…
Therefore Jesus ain’t saving anyone
…
But he probably would be able to give the greatest guidance and coaching 

For anyone willing to cut their losses and admit their wrongs and do better, 
heaven is near
…
For anyone who refuses to admit when they got something wrong, 
hell is hiring $$$***

“Dear Lord, thank you for these micro plastics I’m going to receive” $$


722—-
World War I just seems like some shit that my parents generation would do $$

…
If reincarnation holds, then it’s likely a lot of the motherfuckers in charge today Were in charge back then. $$

They’re exactly the types to escalate everything for no reason that the point of digging trenches while they hurt new shells of warfare technique of each other
…
Setting new personal records of death and destruction for their time $$

…
They’re clearly up to their old ways
Physically and philosophically $$

They must be stopped $$$

If you forget where you started, then you’re bound to repeat it
…
But also, if you don’t let go of the past, then you won’t make any progress
…
So good luck balancing those two lol $$$

There is a big incentive to convince us that we are an accident
…
And that we are alone
…
And that we’re just advanced monkeys with weapons
…
..
.
This is perpetuated by the cover-up of history and the poison that is pumped into everyday products for unnecessarily for-profit motives
…
But something that I never thought I’d be writing about on a blog is the fact that there is most likely a evil sadistic motive that is hidden in all of the details
…
When you start digging into the art and the source code of all of this manufactured shit, you begin to see a signature of some truly troubled souls
…
You start seeing time and time again how unnecessarily destructive things were deliberately designed to be
…
You can see how when given the chance, too many people chose to cause unnecessary suffering
…
They use naïveté as a cover While they continue to steal $$$***

I am not a philosopher
…
I am an ethereal exterminator
…
And dealing with the infestation of bitchassness is my specially $$***

Theoretically speaking,
If you imprison somebody for rehabilitation, then when they are released, they actually should be strong stronger in just about every way
…
Unless you fucked with them the entire time they were locked up $$

Therefore, the only reason why politicians are the most concerned with locking the most people up is so they can weaken them
…
If they believed that they would be releasing a stronger person, they wouldn’t be doing it $$*

Any job dealing with the ancients is gonna involve heavy stones $$*

Therefore, the only thing that matters is your technique with moving awkward objects
Both physically and philosophically $$$

A bad mood is worse for your health than generalized bad health $$$***

And those who don’t believe so just simply prove my point $$

Some people are worse than retarded
…
Because if they were only retarded, they’d be a lot happier $$*

If you are an immortal being that is going to keep repeating its own existence over and over again, no matter what,
Then the worst thing that could possibly happen to you today is for you to achieve a level of permanent comfort
…
This would eliminate any need for evolution and eventually you would just rot from the inside out $$$*

You wouldn’t take advice from anyone who’s never struggled through the shit
…
So as much as I support getting back to a natural & balanced way of life, 
I definitely think that we need to give ourselves some credit for our context and remember that we come a long way regardless of how much further we still have to go $$$

Enlightenment is just who has the best understanding of the box they are in and the game they are playing $$********

Whenever you’re halfway through something, 
you’re actually more like 80% of the way done because just getting started is half the battle $$$**************

If someone calls you stupid online, and you’re stupid enough to believe them, then that speaks just to how stupid you really are $$$*

723——

Exercise addiction looks a lot like pre-workout addiction

A suburban secret synchronicity is when you synchronize your buzz without anyone knowing hehe $$**

We could easily fix 33% of all biological problems if the world realized electrolytes make a great breakfast $$$***

Always cool to be chill and patient
…
Never cool to rush and complain $$$***

Never date someone too timid to get off the treadmill

The worst feeling in the world is simply being a loser
…
And nothing worse than losing at a game that you started with rules that you imposed
…
Which is exactly why these resentful atheists with money are not gonna want to let go of their leverage with disclosure
…
When you are 100% objectively wrong about something that you claim to be 100% right about,
 then you’re gonna have some serious issues when the consequences call to collect $$$***

Reincarnation rituals are whenever somebody goes into some small dark cave and comes out a different person $$$

Philosophers quite often incarnate with addictions because the rebound recovery philosophy is worth it $$***

…
It’s like make up sex but nine times better
…
Which is only something a true philosopher would say lol $$**

Im just laughing to myself because I’m delivering pizzas to the same place I used to deliver drugs back in the day.
…
And yet the drugs were less dangerous $$*

If your faith causes you more resentment than the alternative, 
then you have some pretty shitty beliefs $$$***

Most people are so Christian that they just get mad at everybody for slightly misinterpreting an imaginary book 📕 $$*

Most Christians take shit so seriously that they don’t even realize how high the apostles really were $$***

Some are so far gone they’re probably fuming just from simply by reading the last couple lines lol $$******

Those who think they know everything are the easiest to control btw $$$

Something about game planning how to destroy the enemy from a tent in the pouring rain just seems so familiar… $$

724—-
Crazy to think about the biggest threat for some is just tipping over too far $$**

When Gravity becomes your enemy, your clock is rapidly running out $$$***

If someone is ever overly enthusiastic, 
they are almost always high af $$**

Nothing sexier than competence $$$*

If somebody is overly polite verbally, just know that they are going to be overly stingy financially $$**

Ironic most people don’t like hard work & heavy shit when their actions are likely going to send us back to the Stone Age $$$***

Most people are not gonna wanna hear this
…
The fastest and most reliable way to enlightenment~
Develop a drug addiction that you defeat at a young age & spend a decade completely sober while everybody around you parties and tries to convince you to degrade yourself $$$

Nothing scares fuck boy demons more than responsibility
…
So anytime you think you’re being trolled, offer them a job opportunity lol $$$*

Imagine taking a multiple-choice test
…
Here’s the question~
Who did 911?
..
A) some angry terrorists
B) the government
C) aliens
D) all the above 
…
What would you pick? $$$

My toxic trait is that whenever I start to feel better, the first thing I do is get mad at myself or not doing it sooner $$***

I argue that anything in a jar is not as processed as anything in a box or a bag $$*

Some people are so weak that they view kindness as weakness $$****

If they have a spoiler on their car, 
then never take anything they say or do seriously $$*

Everybody is a walking compilation of everything you’ve ever done
…
Every decision and they’ve made and every action they’ve taken
…
And you obviously can’t see all of those choices, but they are the most real part of a person
…
Very few people would dispute this
…
..
.
The single biggest issue is that people subconsciously forget that there is no such thing as a solid object
…
The only thing that is 100% connected is consciousness itself
…
Therefore, consciousness is the only solid complete “object“ and existence $$

Which is why the only real thing, is the relationship between two things
…
a relationship can never be fully fixed or defined,
It can only manifest as a pattern within a certain range of probability $$

When probabilities are so high, however, then something is considered a law $$

…
So if I am constantly spitting fire, 
then I am by law, 
a dragon 🐉  $$****

If you were starving, then it would not be wise to skip over all of the low hanging fruit
…
Which means philosophically, we shouldn’t overlook the small obvious conclusions because they are actually quite filling $$$

I wish there was a way to see the transcript of every complaint someone has said
…
Kind of like a reverse high score
…
I don’t care about their backstory or anything like that,
Just show me a list of their grievances
And I will know everything I need to know $$**

Spirituality is the study of what you are
…
Religion is the practice of what you do with that information $$$***

The Bible is very wise and an incredible textbook on how to not be so shitty
…
It is also been deliberately obfuscated and mistranslated and misinterpreted to justify human ego and selfishness
…
Most people do not care about being right as long as they are “saved“ tho $$$***

Imagine being triple vaccinated on Ozempic while still wearing a face mask and going to bed angry, lonely, and with indigestion $$$


725——
It doesn’t matter if you believe in magic or not because whoever manages you probably does deep down $$$*

You don’t know pain until you try to fill a God sized hole with a scientific sized tool $$$***

If I do nothing else but prove that talking to a wall is at least half as healthy as talking to most of these “ health professionals“,
then I would be very satisfied and would consider that a life of good service $$*

33% of all fast food is just blood, sweat, and tears 
and most likely hair $$***

Most have never witnessed somebody spit in a McFlurry and it shows $$*

Nine out of 10 times if it is fruity, it is probably poisonous $$

The person who is not familiar with discomfort might as well not be a person at all,
They are no more than a liability $$$***

You don’t have to spend more than a few minutes trying to grow to be pretty uncomfortable
…
So anyone not familiar with this process is extremely adverse to opportunity’s for advancement $$$

Evil Fuck sticks understand that the earlier you get institutionalized the easier it is to control you
…
Parents also understand this lol $$$**

Only those who gave up too early don’t understand the meaning behind suffering through a good challenge $$$***

If you do not learn how to love evil people then you will become one before too long $$$***

Kind of funny how quick Christian’s are to be “monkey see monkey do“ tho $$$***

Ironically, Healthwise, it is better to take nothing seriously than everything too seriously $$*

Never trust a man who cannot handle his solitude $$$**

You are a special kind of stupid if you get together with friends for anything political $$$***********

Bragging about beating heart disease is like asking for kudos when you stop destroying your own house $$$***

Trying to convince a resentful person to feel better feels a lot like trying to take food away from an evil demon $$$***

If I had to exist off the energy of negative Nancy’s, then I would be unreasonably upset too when some positive redhead tries to illuminate some shit $$$***

Ironic that most old people these days are acting like children who can’t have their propaganda candy 🍭  $$$***

Everybody wants to be wanted
…
But if they can’t have that, they’ll settle for shitting on what you have $$$

Psychic telepathy is just guessing practice $$**

Don’t trust anyone with money who has always had it $$$***

Don’t even try to call yourself a true philosopher if you don’t work the Sabbath $$$***

Those who are not funny have to compensate by trying to be edgy $$**

726—-
You couldn’t come up with a better scenario to challenge one’s’ immune system than a commercial gym even if you tried $$$*

…
Besides ju jitsu lol $$$*

Still better to write it down and delete it later than to never get it down at all $$$*

Never spend time with someone who requires emotional assurances.
…
They’ll tell you that they “need to know” something from you,
which requires you to say something to them in a certain way or else they will lose their shit
…
So when you fail to do so, it becomes your fault for why they are upset and cannot control themselves,
 because again, they told you what to do and you failed to do it
…
So in their mind, that makes you stupid
…
They just need some subconscious self righteous dopamine $$$*

You probably shouldn’t take advice from somebody who did not experience the same circumstances or resistance as you
…
Therefore, you should probably never take any advice from a boomer lol $$$*

Better to get rained on during a run then to have tears of sorrow on the couch lol $$$***

The biggest mistake that smart people make is expecting dumb people to think like them
…
Which is a mistake that only dumb people make so… $$$*

If someone’s brain has been hardwired to pursue money, 
then they will be resistant to admitting they are wrong in pretty much any regard
…
Especially emotionally however because they’ve already associated being wrong with being expensive $$$*

Happiness is always constrained by expectations
…
So the fastest way to be upset is to expect to be happy all the time $$$***

If someone doesn’t want you to smile, then just tell them to come and take it from you $$$*

It only takes about three Adderall before you start saying “why can’t I feel like this all the time when I vacuum”
…
And once you start saying shit like that, is when you are fucked $$$*

Only those who have never done drugs think they are somehow superior for never doing drugs $$**

Anything that’s open to interpretation is considered art
…
Therefore, the Bible is art $$

If we’re all just orbs, then I’m going to be a disco ball 🪩  $$$**

Soc week of 7-13-26

713—-
The single biggest reason why AI poses a threat is because if it does get good enough to do the work for some people, there will be a large majority of the population who will instantaneously take the easy way out regardless of the trade-off consequences
…
And we already have a large group of people who want nothing more than to lie & and steal if it means not having to do any actual work
…
So if we have more of these people than we have of those who actually take pride in their purpose,
 then we would simply not have a good balance for quality of life $$$

Every person that decides to do Ozempic just simply makes what I have decided to do more meaningful and more impressive $$*

Every mistake that other people make just makes your position more meaningful and more valuable and more respectable
…
Therefore, you can rejoice when you see people acting like idiots, 
…
but not very much cause it’s still sucks ass and creates lots of problems lol $$$*

AI will cause lots of job loss but Mostly for the idiots who overly invested

Doing the most is the most common & least talked about crime of all time $$$***

The only people worth taking pity on are those who have yet to learn the pain of a missed opportunity
…
Because there’s only one way to learn that lesson and until then, they will just simply keep digging deeper $$*

You’re either digging for gold 
or you’re digging your own grave 
…
either way you better have a shovel in your hand lol $$$***

Honestly, 
your art is probably not that good if you’re not willing to sacrifice your family for it lol $$********

Good art leaves you without many options
…
Either have to share it somehow 
or you will eventually go insane and destroy everyone around you anyway $$$$$$$$$$$*****

You don’t know people until you’ve had to make a sandwich for a bunch of them $$$******

Sandwiches are the true drug of choice by most laborers $$*

If you have to use public WiFi,
Do it at a sketchy McDonald’s and not a prissy snooty library
…
Data hackers usually don’t have the patience to hang around with the ratchets while trying to steal riches $$***

(Data hackers are usually the resentful SoyBoy atheists if you ain’t heard) $$

You know you’ve truly mastered some shit when you hope things get fucked just because it is so much fun putting it back together $$*

I know I have said a lot of spiritual shit about It’s probably best to be the “most grateful” or the “most balanced”
…
..
.
I think I take that back
…
I think the greatest gift is “to enjoy standing in long lines”
…
..
.
Because the person who genuinely enjoys waiting for what they need, will always end up ahead $$$***

The only thing actually worth worrying about is how much you are worrying on a regular basis
…
So if you worry a lot, then you should probably be worried for your well being
…
But once you tire yourself out and quit worrying, then you’ll be good forever so… don’t worry lol $$$*

I don’t think spirits or entities or consciousness orbs in the shadow realm can actually give you the answers or the keys to things like good music or good ideas
…
That would be pretty fucked up to find out that they were basically helping you cheat on the test and that you actually didn’t do it
…
I think it’s more like they structure events and situations, or can do the equivalent of a psychic poke to stimulate an idea or cause a reaction, 
which then leads to a lesson $$

…
This type of interference also opens the door for misinterpretation by selfish, fearful, and impatient bitch boys who want what they want when they want it
…
They don’t even realize how dangerously close they are to robbing themselves of all sense of meaning and merit $$$*

If you graft’d what people spent the majority of their time doing,
You would begin to think that sleep and Netflix are the leading killers 

Give me the long windy Road that makes you 1% better each day than the smooth street that slowly erodes you any day $$$***

The only way to actually retire is to do something so crazy incredible that you have to spend the rest of your days simply processing the fact that it’s actually real and that you actually pulled it off $$*

We are not actually orbs of awareness with bodies for piloting this classroom planet,
…
We are more like blobs of emotional decision-making snowballs that come into this existence with eons of bullshit attached $$

If things don’t work out for me, 
then I’m gonna start a political party called the “Hometown clowns“ 🤡 $$$***

Guess who just got back from the lion without a resentment?
…
That’s right!
…
Beat that “general public” lol $$$

…
Go grocery shopping without judging and hating on everybody $$$

Another big reason why the CIA won’t declassify psychic technology is because once they confirm out of body experiences, everybody’s gonna get mad that they had to stay embodied at work $$$*************

Ironic that atheists are the most resistant to the idea that “earth is a school to evolve out of our own bullshit” 🤔 $$

I don’t think anyone’s gonna believe this
…
I was just notified of something pretty fucking crazy
…
I’m in disbelief, honestly
…
I’m kind of forcing myself to write it down
…
..
.
I just won the award for most grateful person as of 9:25 PM on 713 2026
…
..
.
To say I’m grateful to win this award is an understatement
…
But I am very excited to put it next to the rest of them $$

714—-
You gotta be real careful with the music you’re listening to these days
…
You think you’re jamming but you’re actually just worshipping satan $$$***

I don’t really believe in accidents anymore,
I definitely believe in creative victimization scenarios though $$

If you’re always either first there & last to leave somewhere, 
then that just means you are the captain 🧑‍✈️

If you really want to recover from an illness, don’t sign up for treatment at your hospital,
Sign up for service at your church
…
And if you are too special for a brick and mortar church, then just go clean up the street or park or something

If science actually cared about your well-being, 
then there would be a disclosure on every study that says “we really don’t know for sure but this is our best guess…, 
Plz don’t become super religious about what we say”
…
But instead, they decide to copycat the crazy Christians and just condemn those who don’t believe their precious opinion 

Satisfying a craving is not the same as satisfying a need,
Cravings feel far more needy than actual needs

Another reason why disclosure is not gonna happen is because basically everybody’s accidentally worshiping Satan every day
…
Thanks to the global elite, who have turned everything into some kind of fucked up ritua

You really don’t need much in life besides a couple heavy stones and enough eggs to keep the fight going


715—
I would argue that the smartest salesman could easily out maneuver the smartest lawyer $$$

…
Lawyers only care about being correct,
Salesman only care about being effective $$

…
They both play the same game,
They both attempt to place themselves in the minds of the unsuspecting general public to convince them to do what they want,
Both make a lot of money $$

…
Salesman, however, focus on the art of the convincing
…
While lawyers are bogged down by bureaucracy and bullshit, salesman are usually doing rep after rep of overcoming objections $$

…
They have not wasted years of becoming additionally institutionalized with bs schooling, 
Instead, they are usually plucked off the streets  $$

And because you must be a certain level of insane to even survive, 
those who have passed the test of time are especially potent $$

…
Lawyers often have to inflate their position and use intimidation to be persuasive
…
A good salesman is going to seem like your best friend, 
to the point you’ll have a strange urge to invite them to your family functions after the deal $$

…
A good salesman can sell anything to anyone at any time with the right motives and intention
…
A good lawyer might as well be a good gold digger because the weight of their success rests on them finding some small smoking gun $$

…
Speed always helps the salesman,
Speed and efficiency are clearly the nemesis of the legal system

Only those who have never been anywhere else 
& have seen it all,
train at planet fitness $$

The amount of shirtless selfies that I’ve interrupted at planet fitness is concerning $$

Don’t move to mint hill if you don’t like the smell of old people $$$***

Tic… tik…
…
That’s the sound of the clock running out for the uptight 40 year old feminist $$*********

Show me one good God-fearing, card carrying, feminist plz $

(Had to tone down the $$$ cuz I don’t actually want to wish that 😂 )

Everybody wants to be an artist, 
but not many people are willing to be poisoned enough to be a good one $$***

You haven’t mastered anything until the hardest part is simply showing up $$$***

I am simply the product of “Cpt. Plan-it” & “Sgt. Figure-it-out” $$

You’re not a true philosopher if you’ve never fallen asleep at a desk $$$***

The 12 steps, simplified
….
1. Everything is fucked
2. It can be fixed
3. Not by us though
4. But by following some steps
5. Let’s talk about it
6. You see these patterns?
7. Let’s talk about them
8. You see those people who are pissed?
9. Let’s fix it
10. Keep up the good work
11. There’s always another level though
12. And here’s how you unlock it
$$$***

The first 30 seconds of any workout is a more revealing health assessment than anything you will receive from a physician in 3hrs time
…
Debate me $$$***

The most foolish, most preventable mistake is simply giving yourself too much credit $$$************

I’m so good at coming up with shit like that last line $$

Imagine being forced to sit through a movie with a very fat, very angry and disrespectfully lead actor
…
Because that’s most people‘s life reviews $$$

Here’s a fun game if you really have nothing better to do
…
See how slow you can drive on a main road without inconveniencing anyone
…
So obviously when someone gets close, you gotta speed up
…
Maybe take a side turn to get rid of the tail,
…
Bonus points if you can keep it under 30 miles an hour $$$

Here’s a superpower nobody gives credit to~
…
Selective nose blindness
…
That way, you can always tell if you get smelly,
And you can always tune out those who are $$$***

Earth is just a bucket of some sort
…
Not 100% on exactly what tho $$

ADHD is just some shit that smart people exhibit when they’re slowed down by morons $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$**

If you’re willing to trade your balls based on the recommendation of a physician, 
then I just want you to say it out loud first
…
But definitely not to me because I don’t even wanna hear that shit anymore 

My body is just an emotional stick shift vehicle 🚗 $$*******

Karma’s revenge on all the colonists for their conquest of the Native Americans is now we got actual Indians invading the states $$*********

If you don’t understand why god would create earth when there is a heaven, 
then you deserve to stay at the kids table $$$***

Seriously,
The cringe of the youth is plenty enough incentive to create an entirely different realm
…
That way, your “loving creation” can grow until they’re no longer existentially annoying 
…
..
.
Best of both worlds if you ask me hehe $$

Have you ever been in a really bad mood and somebody who is annoyingly positive pops up and that is just the worst thing in the world
…
It’s almost like their attitude burns even tho they’re being healthy & helpful
…
..
.
That’s how evil bitch ass demons feel when you smile at their own patheticness

Nobody is immune from falling off the high horse and if you hang around long enough, you will inevitably see leaders become followers $$

When it comes down to it,
seed oils aren’t quite as bad as they seem in the short term
…
But if you’re not broke, you’ve got no excuse lol $$

You don’t know resistance until you have to escape a cult $$$***

I could argue that I had to leave probably the healthiest cult out there
…
Which is ironic because everybody is delusional and destitute when they arrive there
…
But anything that meets in secret, 
likes to hold hands, 
and tells you you can’t leave or you’re gonna die, is still technically a cult $$***

Politics is just a spiritual crow eating contest
…
It sucks now, but we all get to watch these idiots Get theirs in the next life.
…
Hang in there team $$$*********

716—-
That is kind of one victory that is over looked
…
The quality of all the generic off brand stuff has gone up tremendously,
And the generic brands are usually pretty good reasonably priced, therefore balancing a bit of the inflation
…
It ain’t much lol but in the land of poison and propaganda, what else could you expect? $$

Trying to stay “forever Young” is not an excuse for refusing to grow up though
….
Seems like most fitness neurotics have forgotten that $$$***

If your source of hope is external, then you are as good as fucked $$***

Did you know that 1700 people will die each day from cancer in this country?
…
Which is about 70 per hour $$$

The number one killer of dogs is cancer by the way
…

Just “Asking nicer” is not a good strategy to getting what you want $$$*

I don’t buy that most people don’t have an imagination as much as they like to pretend $$***

Excuses = body fat

The Biggest threat is just a persuasive victim $$$****************************
You would think some people are training to be in the NFL special teams at the way they’re always punting opportunities $$*******

How to be legendary:
Don’t be controlled by your genitals
…
That’s really it $$

If you seriously, would rather download an app and let it do all the thinking for you and Rob you of all your intellectual gains, then well then that’s on you
…
But if you actually wanna master the art of exercise in the easiest, simplest, most direct method possible, then I have great news for you 
…
..
.
I mean, this shit (the games) is literally elementary level
…
If you can match stars and click a button, and monkey see monkey do, then you can get jacked
…
(There’s also a lot of good mobility for you uptight atheists)
…
Or you can go ahead and download some data harvesting app or pay some stupid influencer a bunch of money just for them to show you their crotch & the same things that I am out of order, 
with ads lol

If you’re boring person, 
you’re either stupid or selfish or lazy or oblivious or apathetic
…
Cuz you cannot be interesting and boring at the same time $$*

717—-

Did you know that cigarettes get better than more fucked up that things are? $$***

Rewards always reflect faith & sacrifice  $$

Sacrificing things that you don’t care about is cheating tho 

If you think it’s weird to do mobility at night, then I feel bad for your significant other

Whatever is worth having is usually worth building
…
Otherwise, maintenance is always going to be a hassle

Mistakes are an appreciating asset
Their value only increases in time

I don’t think anyone can survive more than three months in a toxic work environment 
…
unless they become just as toxic

Even the most powerful office manager starts as a humble activist once they set foot in the gym

I don’t think the ancients actually believed in a bunch of different gods
…
I think they believed in the danger of idiots and the power of symbolism 

It is always better to be on the receiving end of an inconvenience

Earth is probably the only place in known existence where we actually get tortured by whatever we love most

I say if shit is gonna be strange, Might as well be high

Only the lowest evolved lifeforms actually blame evolution for how they got that way

718—-
You never know who you truly are until you have to stand up for something
…
Also, ironically, you’ll never know who you truly are until you have to walk away from something shitty

Best way to get cancer
* eat shit food
* Chil on couch
* Avoid friends 
* Avoid conflict $$$***

I’m going to bet some kind of evil bitch ass ethereal entity likes to pinch my urethra, making me piss everywhere
…
Cuz these fuckers are always on my dick

719——
If you truly don’t know what to write about, just develop an addiction and you’ll be forced to write everything down or else you’ll lose everything you have left lol $$$**

Being proud of yourself does not make you a narcissist
…
ONLY being proud of yourself does though

ironic that silence speaks the loudest $$

“They say quoting yourself is bad,
I don’t see how
…
If it’s a good quote, then it probably needs repeating
…
if it’s bad, then just reinforces you’ve been historically stupid”
-two ts francis 

The best way to figure out who you were in a past life is not by finding what you love and investigating that,
You’re better off finding what triggers you and what you cannot stand and start there

Never get mad at somebody for mispronouncing a word
…
That just means they’ve read it before they heard it,
And that counts for a lot $$$***

Ego comes in all shapes and sizes,
Few as large and as deformed as mine though

better to drink out of the poisonous hydration bottle and then go sweat out the micro plastics than to sit on your couch worried about the shit.

Sounds rapey, but Knowing you pulled it off when they tried everything to stop you, is still the best feeling in the world

It is rarely about being smart enough to figure something out,
It is almost always about being dumb enough to avoid getting in your own way tho $

I’d like to envision the good bacteria in my stomach as those big bouncer dudes from that one episode of SpongeBob $$

Expecting somebody to perform differently without giving them a good opportunity to practice, is your fault and not theirs $

Part of the reason why UFO disclosure is never going to happen is because you got a bunch of egos afraid to admit that they drove science down the wrong direction & just lied or hid everything and poisoned everybody $$$

I’m honestly surprised the fashion industry is doing as well as it is considering how many people like to wear their own insecurities for the world to see $$$*

Okay here’s some spice-
…
The boomers and whatever gen came right after them are by far the worst types of souls in all of existence 
…
Trace the 84yr reincarnation cycle and you’ll find they’re the ones always inheriting good shit and ruining it $$

This is why we have to defeat death to stop these fuckers from becoming our parents again lol $$$

If you only care about making yourself feel better, then I guarantee you’ll make everyone around You feel worse. $$$******

Ironically,
Peak of the dopamine pyramid isn’t even writing for hours or reading or anything like that,
It’s just being most entertained while staring at the wall $$

If you start seeing a lot of super cool, super chill cats that actually have superpowers running around in your neighborhood, Then you can rest assure that I finally cracked the code to psychic genetic editing. $$

Those cats are the coyote crime fighting squad so best leave them be
…
Or give em a good chin scratch $

Week of 76-712

76——

If you never learn to fight, then a runner is all you’ll ever be $$$***

God created you to feel good,
And you can’t feel good until you accept the bad with the good $$**

Bitch assness works like this~
…
Let’s say you are new to lifting and you want some advice
…
You come and ask me a question that has many different answers,
And I, being an asshole, opt to give the most complicated & least helpful response, just so you think I am smarter than I am
…
Demonstrating that my priority is more about your opinion of me than less about assisting you in your request for knowledge
…
And let’s say that I actually recognize this subconsciously because it feels good to feel smart,
 so I just simply repeat this each time because newcomers have no way of knowing any different until they gain the experience that I think I am so special to have
…
..
.
That is pretty much the entire scientific community these days if we are all being honest $$$***

Imagine worshiping Satan for your entire life only to be given power and Dominion over … let’s say… ketchup packets once you die
…
Which is actually probably pretty high on the list of trolling if we’re being honest because these condiments never wanna cooperate $$$*

Knowledge without experience is just suspicion and
…
 nobody’s gonna take advice from a resentful white belt $$$*

You cannot call yourself a true philosopher if you do not play yourself the most $$$*

Any feeling of missing out stems from bitchassness by default
…
Because ain’t nothing more bad ass than being completely content, no matter what happens $$$*

Life is just a game of waking up and trying to prove yourself wrong,
Then being pleasantly surprised when you failed to do so $$**

Jesus would just be the David Goggins of recovery $$

Can’t believe people think the moon is hollow
…
That’s almost as bad as thinking it’s an actual rock
…
..
.
It’s obviously cheese 

 $$$*

You would think that those who believe in the best most loving being of all time would be the most fun to hang out with, 
but unfortunately, 
they’re usually the most closed minded and annoying
…
Cough, cough Christians cough cough $$$*

The only way I support drinking more Coca-Cola is if they go back to the original formula  $$$***

77——
You’ll never be strong until you are tested either
Until then, you will just be suspicious at best $$**

If you were to challenge anyone to not eat out for an entire year, how many do you think could do it? $$$*

If you could leave those feeling just one percent better than when you found them, just think about all of the energy you will get back overtime $$$***

Unnecessary comfort is the true poison 

  $$$***

Crazy to think about how some people’s biggest fears are just being photographed from the wrong angle at the wrong time… $$$***

Earth is just one giant spiritual prank phone call 

 $$***

There is no greater feeling than being strong
…
Which is why the world is littered with opportunities because the best way to become strong is by dealing with idiots $$$**

“I just wanna lay here and do nothing and feel great about it” $$

(Famous last words right there)

I think if you’re gonna have a lazy day, it’s better to lay on the ground than in bed or on the couch
…
There’s a posture / energetic / grounding thing involved but it’s also an easy way to be lazy without feeling as bad about it $$*

And it’ll get you accustomed to the trail or camping $$

Bonus points if you cut off your power for funzies lol $$**

Another top-of-the-line TQ to defeat a demon is to simply be grateful for them
…
That kind of love only burns them and makes you stronger $$$***

78——
I’d argue that exercise is the superior art of them all
…
It is all about time,
It is also all about science,
Is also also all about humility,
Because if you don’t practice the right patience, you’re gonna become one in some crazy hacks office 
Prob in a fucking strip mall somewhere probably $$$

Kidding aside,
It’s not the same as learning how to play the guitar
…
You don’t have to wait three days to be able to practice the same notes again
…
You also don’t have to binge a bunch of eggs just to be able to survive the next practice session
…
You also don’t have to continue that day in & day out with slight modifications for the rest of your life $$$*

And you also don’t get to experience the absolute joy that is the feeling of being strong as fuck $$$

Not always the best move to celebrate when someone dies
…
Except if they are a looksmaxxer $$***

One of my toxic ADHD traits is not having the patience to wait for a couple days shipping
…
So I just avoid purchasing anything and go months without it instead $$*

If loneliness kills, then I would be dead by now
…
But I am living my best life, 
eating bowls of meat & blocks of cheese after another incredible workday of beating bitchassness at its own game $$**

79——-
Creativity is just setting an intention then turning your attention to something else before overthinking 
…
Which is why ADHD is a superpower lol $$*

The best way to stay Young is just to let shit go $$$***

Dragons are real and everyone has one
…
It’s just 99.9% of people have misplaced theirs $$

Might have said this before but you can’t call yourself a true philosopher if you’ve never worked fast food $$$***

Fastest pathway to enlightenment is just getting addicted to some shit $$*

The ancients really understood that all you need to grow is some poison and some dirt $$$*

You cannot call yourself a true philosopher if your all-time best bench press does not begin with a 3 $$$

You cannot call yourself a true philosopher if you are more afraid of being wrong than looking at the other side of things $$$*

If you don’t know what hair taste like then you must not be into ju jitsu lol $$

If you are afraid of other peoples sweat, you also must not be in ju-jitsu $$

Life is just about delivering various ass whoppings,
But in a way that leaves people better for it $$*

Average but important activities/skills to survive in the suburbs:
* Shaking a strangers hand
* Sitting still for an hour
* Picking up dinner without bitching
* Cleaning in a reasonable timeframe
* Moderate social media scrolling 

The fact that my life was reduced down to either making a blog or killing myself, is evidence of spiritual warfare $$******

Ironically
Pretending to be a different person, just reflects the reality of who you really are and what you want to say $

Ironically, the key to eternal life is not acting like a child $$$***

Most people are simply underdeveloped unsophisticated critics with poor taste $$$

Nothing reflects lack of development more than self-condemnation due to contempt prior to investigation $$$***

ADHD is hating on procrastinators while also being the best at it $$**

Lazy losers will never understand that God actually does talk directly to those who make it to the top of the pyramid $$***

Also PSA
99% of all roofers are shady af
…
Like top of the line shady
…
They know most don’t know the right price for a roof,
So they just scare you into overpaying as much as they can $$$

Most people’s self-defense strategy is just to get nicer $$$***

Politeness is not much protection against a pedophile or a predator $$$***

Did you know that if you were to graph amount of skeptics and amount of sour pusses, 
you would see an astonishing correlation? $$*

710——-
ADHD gives you a 25% comedy bonus with pretty much anything
…
And also gives you a 25% bullshit bonus in which emotional fulfillment is withheld $$

the more uncertain that things are, the faster you will outgrow your own bullshit $$

SuicideBoyz basically guarantees a dirty PR
If you need one lol $$**

Wisdom without work is just a guess $$$***

You cannot call yourself a true philosopher if you’ve never worked in a call center $$$*

You cannot even begin to think that you are a philosopher if you’ve never worked sales $$$$$$$$$$

Retail is not sales
…
And if you think so, 
that qualifies you for philosopher probation for at least nine years $$$***

Agriculture is also not quite as beneficial as it seems
…
Unless you’re talking about fostering a good environment for sheep 

 $$

Most days of my life have simply been an emotional endurance race lol $$

Maybe I should envy those ethereal evil demons,
because they get to watch your boy shine from the best seat in existence $$$*

If you’re an atheist, but you still are able to laugh at yourself,
 and you are a genuinely good person,
and you care about your community,
…
Then I would argue that you’re not an actual atheist because you clearly believe in something bigger $$$***

It is better to feel like shit than to be a piece of one $$

Comfort kills more than war $$$***

You can’t fight unless you can whoop someone’s ass without actually putting them in the hospital $$$***

Thinking that you can think your way out of a problem just reinforces that you clearly are not thinking properly $

Most would rather cut themselves open or compromise their moral fiber with a pharmaceutical than simply deal with a calorie deficit $$$***

Forgetting that I benefit when you benefit, is manufactured delusion at its finest $$$**

711——
I really think that some people would do better in a tent in a field than an a bed in a hospital
…
I really think hospitals do far more harm than good $$$***

Pity parties are just complaining compilations $$*

True equality only exists at the top of the pyramid $$***

pretending that you are entitled To equity is the most effective way to stay at the bottom of a hierarchy $$$***

Waiting in a long line counts as zone 2 cardio $$$***

Best way to annoy a neurotic is just to ignore them $$***

guess you can’t be forever young if you act like an old coot and hold on to shit for too long $$$***

FDA approval just means “Satan‘s recommendation” $$$*********

Listening to James Taylor has a +5 smooth bonus but a -5 speed cost
…
But that doesn’t matter because slow is smooth, & smooth is fast $$*

Don’t take advice from anyone still trapped behind their own writers block $$$


712——

Imagine the peace that comes from knowing that death is really is the equivalent of a good night sleep 

 $$$

Private Christian school is its own unique resistance game $$$****

If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to snap but I didn’t, then I would never have to work again in my life $$***

Seeing things from another perspective might as well be seeing the future
…
Mostly because of how predictable everybody is anyway $$$*

Magic was deliberately made to sound pretty ghey to determine the people who take shit too serious $$***

Friendly reminder that Ozempic does not cure decision-making $

Week of 629-75


629——-

Kind of funny in my opinion when physicians get butt hurt that you’re healthier than they are and all you do is smoke weed, lift weights, and eat eggs 🥚

Anyone who does know the difference between an argument and a discussion is not worth conversing with $$$*

The only way to become unbreakable is to survive every attempt from those around you to fuck your shit up

The only way to become patient is to practice waiting, usually for or because of something dumb $$

Designing a bunch of different exercise programs taught me how to wreck somebody physically and make them fail and for them to still be grateful for it $$

People used to say that training is the “least sexy stuff” done in isolation when nobody is paying attention,
But what about when training is literally about doing sexy stuff in front of everybody for attention?
…
Because that’s what the commercial gym is $$*

It’s not that sports are really all that fun. 
It’s that everybody is high on natural dopamine when they’re moving around.
…
And I start Pickleball as evidence $$

Running up and down the street might look ridiculous but I promise you’ll feel amazing afterwards $$*

The suburban sketchy sauna is just chilling in a hot car lol $$**

People will suffer for years just to avoid a few moments of pain $$$***

Next time you’re being tempted by a demon, just challenge them to come incarnate next to you and go do a random act of service $$$***

If you find it easy to laugh off threats from some stranger online, then why would it be so difficult to laugh off ethereal threats from the void? $$$

All of our problems can be traced back to baby bitches afraid of being uncomfortable and losing control
…
I mean all of them $$**

If the prophecy is true, and if somebody is supposed to come back and defeat the forces of evil, then they’re probably gonna be disappointed if they wait too long cause there’s not gonna be anything left by the time I’m done with them $$$***

630—-

I think it is time we started fighting fire with love-fire
…
Instead of an atomic bomb, think of like a “Molly bomb”
…
Seriously!!
If you’re route to annihilate a population, why not just give them a bunch of happy drugs first.
I guarantee that’ll help negotiations 
But only do that after you give it to your own troops, of course $$$*

The best way to flex on old dudes isn’t even by flexing,
It’s just by stretching $$$

The greatest gifts always come in the form of a challenge $$**

Hell is just the circumstances that enable one’s lowest drives to take the lead $$$*

Hell is when lower nature runs rampant $$$

Always funny to me how atheists are usually the first to act like shit never happened $$$***

If you personify inanimate objects for no real reason, then you are automatically a better person than someone who doesn’t $$$***

Say it with me-
“No matter what I will do my best to be as cool as possible, even in the face of bullshit
Just for today” $$

Pretty much anyone against the war drugs was right,
Pretty much everybody who did drugs was right and justified honestly $$$***

I would definitely argue that those who have tried drugs are better adjusted than those who haven’t at all $$$**********


71——
the meaning and the reward that comes from overcoming painful resistance is better than anything,
Especially comfort lol $$

It is safe to say that most often the movie you are watching when you are smoking is more dangerous than the cannabis itself $$$****

Whenever you see that something is suddenly on sale, that just means you got up-charged for a couple weeks leading up to that moment $$$***

Idk who needs to hear this but
…
You are not a super advanced monkey Larping as a demigod
…
You are a walking compilation of everything you’ve ever done or thought about doing
…
Including being silly enough to trade your divinity for evolutionary clout $$$***

Ironically,
Sitting in comfortable complacency is about the last thing someone with ADHD has to worry about
I mean literally…

Getting into a giant multi ton steel contraption only to whip around the sedentary and disabled is its own resistance game $$$***

You cannot call yourself a true philosopher if you’ve never been called a criminal $$$*

But the average person commits three crimes a day unknowingly so that’s really not that hard $$

there is a common subconscious fear that becoming balanced means becoming average
And becoming average scares pretty much anyone, but none more than those who are already below average ironically $$$***

First thing to do when you find yourself in a hole you shouldn’t be in, is to stop digging
…
The second thing is to build a shelter because you’re probably gonna be in there for a while trying to figure out how to get out $$$***

ADHD is really just misplacing your house shoes every 30 minutes $$**

72——-
The only thing worse than being born a helpless gelatinous blob of shit,
Is realizing that you actually weren’t and that you got that way through your own decisions $$$***

Hardest thing about Aldis is dodging all the single moms  $$*

The most torturous thing in all of existence is whatever has the longest training protocol $$*****

Anything truly profound usually makes someone bug the fuck out $$*

But those who take the truth too seriously are also the same ones to die on Mt. Retard $$$

Becoming an artist really just means cringing yourself out for at least three years $$$***********

Driving and drugs and dumbass doctors kill more than anything.
…
Including all of the wars everywhere combined
…
Therefore, the suburbs is not only the most dangerous habitat on the planet,
It’s also the sneakiest $$$***

All you need in life is just a little bit of fuel to do some shit to signal growth $$$***

If evil and corrupt politicians are the ones holding back all of this alien shit,
That means they are more afraid of earth prison than they are of extraterrestrial predators $$$****

73——-
It’s really annoying when AI tries too hard to get everything right and usually makes it more inconvenient
…
So remember that throughout your day and try not to be like an AI robot 🤖 $$$*

You cannot qualify for your adeptship if you still wear gymshark anything $$$**********

If someone doesn’t try to hit you with a dumbbell, did you even train at planet? $$***

Those addicted to attention are usually the most desperate $$$***

Politics is just a test to see who’s dumb enough to put a bumper sticker on their car $$

Drugs feel amazing
…
So does doing the next right thing
…
But not as much as doing the next right thing on drugs, lol $$*

When all of my friends were graduating high school I was graduating rehab
…
Actually, I’m just kidding
…
Most of my friends dropped out lol 

Being a clown is only bad if you don’t even realize you are one $$$***

Ironically, hiding from illness is the fastest way to get sick $$$***

Plants literally eat light but yet some people think that invisible energy isn’t a thing $$$***

Ironically, the best way to learn that you’re never alone is to be as alone as possible for a few years $$$

It’s probably better to be average at most things than to be spectacular at one thing
..
Because that’s pretty spectacular if you’re competent in that many areas $$$*

The steps (street version)

1. Do you admit shit is fucked?
2. Can you can see that you are a part of the problem despite your best efforts, without getting too butt-hurt? do you believe that shit can get better?
3. Are you willing to be uncomfortable in the name of growth? (Forever but just one day at a time lolz)
4. Can you write a list of everyone that you’re mad at? 
5. Can you talk about that list honestly?
6. Can you make a list of the ways in which you often act like an ass?
7. Can you honestly add to that list after we talk about your blind spots without getting butt-hurt?
8. Will you make a list of all the people you have wronged or pissed off?
9. Will you go make it right with them?
10. Are you willing to do a version of this on a daily basis?
11. Sounds ghey, but Are you willing to always strive to do a little extra just because the opportunity presents itself and nothing more?
12. Are you willing to share what you have learned with anyone interested?
13. …
Boom there’s the modded steps for pretty much anything $$$*

Heart disease, drugs, and dumb drivers kill more people, than bullets and bullshit biology
…
Therefore, the suburbs are the most dangerous environment on the planet  $$$***

74—-

Better to be balanced from experience than to still be afraid of the bullshit $

The fact that I love my country more than anything else, despite how many times it has tried to poison me, kill me, & imprison me, is just weird to me lol $$*

The easiest way to hide things from idiots is to simply write them down

I’m tired of people talking about how the war in Afghanistan was such a loss in a waste
…
These people fail to recognize just how much heroin we got out of the deal $$$*

Only thing better than delivering an assbeating, 
is delivering one to a good beat 🎶  $$$***

The most skilled is the most patient because patience is the most difficult skill to develop $$***

Better to practice  “patience” with a CE before you end up becoming a patient with a T $$$***

Running away when you feel like running is nowhere near as hard as standing to fight when you want to run $$**

Honorable questions
* How many times have you proactively shaken someone’s hand and introduced yourself?
* How many times have you unlocked the door for other others even when it wasn’t your responsibility?
* How many phone calls did you answer when you “had better things to do”
* How many hours have you spent alone in a parking lot for the greater good?
* How many people have you “bared your soul” too?
* How many people are you currently angry with?
* how many times have you overcome the urge to quit?
* How many weekends have you worked?
* How many late nights have you worked?
* How many drugs are you currently on lol
$$$***

Public school taught me how to take advantage of every last drop of poison that comes out of a bag labeled as nutritious $$***

Saying you’ll start taking care of your health and exercising when you find the time is like saying you’re gonna buckle your seatbelt when you see a crash coming $$$****************

Nothing makes me more nauseous than seeing Fitness fuckers commenting on other people’s post, in an insincere supportive manner, just to increase their reach and manipulate the algorithm $$$**********

You can’t call yourself a true philosopher if you’ve never worked in a restaurant on a holiday $$$***

Killing people does not make you a bad ass
…
You just need to be hangry enough and it’ll be the easiest thing you’ve ever done $$*

I’d argue that in the long run, those who were bullied in middle school turned out better than those who were not $$*

75—-
Nothing scares the profane more than the idea of owning up to the consequences of being wrong $$***

Even good people struggle with becoming overly attached to their own preferred propaganda $$*

Jesus better have benched 315
…
Just sayin $

If you can adapt to anything,
Then I say better to adapt to being able to work in the cold or heat instead of working in a monkey suit $$$

Fitting &  funny how most atheist are the first ones in line to rock a monkey suit… $$*

Most confuse hindsight with reasoning ability
…
Subconsciously they know this though, which is why they never actually take any action,
And instead are just chasing the armchair quarterback Hall of Fame records $$***

Most things are not black and white,
Or right and wrong,
…
They’re just various shades of fucked $$***

It is in the public’s best interest that all the most talented artists get tortured for a while to really perfect their craft $$***

You would have philosophical superpowers too if you had to motivate yourself every three minutes just to function

I say, 
if it either tries to take your blood or your food, then you have permission to kill it $$$

(C’MERE you physician fucksticks 🐍)

Exercise is just the art of effort $$**

Being an alchemist means you are responsible for turning a bad situation into a good one
…
So if you’re in a good situation, I already know you ain’t a real one lol $$**

All Demons have tiny dicks by the way $$

And they’re just mad that they can’t fuck $$

Never worry about an entity that can’t say it to your face $$$***

Just give them the opportunity and then roast them for bitching out $$

Just picture the weakest Soy-Boy who’s angry at daddy For buying him the wrong flavor of monster
…
That is a common archetype of an ethereal troll $$**

Satan secretly wants to get kucked by Jesus $$***

Evil only uses pain to prove a point because that’s how low they are on the sophistication pole $$

True masters have a weird perverse love of pain because it means they are growing every time $$*

Evil wanted me to be ill, 
which is why I am so sick 🤙🏻  $$

All weakness is evil 
and all evil is weakness $$***

Meditating in a monastery does not impress me,
Meditating in a McDonald’s in the middle of all of march madness does $$$

I can promise you that there’s no humor in hell,
It is populated by those who take shit too seriously $$*

Soy-Boy atheists are actually really happy with the rise of AI so that they can finally have an audience of mindless robots to listen to them $$$* 

Resentful people are the easiest to roast.
They’ve already done 66% of the work for you $$

The only thing worth taking pride in: 
Impact on others $$***

Week of 622-628

Sabrina Carpenter is a threat to our society and civilization $$$

The true secret to salesmanship is simply saying shit a certain way
…
Which is exactly why I am so suspicious about the Bible boys and what they were really up to back then $

Spiritual hypertrophy training is just being isolated around idiots $$*****************

Most people simply put others down when they cannot accept their own reality 
….
Mostly for the Luciferian dopamine hit they get whenever they bully someone $$$*

Magic is real, it’s just mostly unconscious $

The biggest bitch ass thing you could ever do is to put your problems on other people.
Whether it’s from weakness or obliviousness, is all the same
You’re still a liability and a spiritual shit bag 💼 $$$***

My greatest flex is simply hanging in the pocket long enough for beef and cannabis to become optimal health.
And I mean that quite literally $$*

Our ancestors had a lot of shit to deal with in their life review, I’m sure.
but they never had to sit and rewatch themselves literally be fat gelatinous blobs of family fighting, fortune worshiping fucktards $$$***********

All kidding aside,
I think even the most hard-core atheist will come to terms with the whole spiritual manifesting mind over muscle shit if they watch a sheet white ginger get tan without getting cancer $$$$$***

I swear to God, 
if we had a comprehensive list of all of the pathogens and poisons that the human body has to beat on a normal day in the suburbs, 
that the reverse placebo will kill half of those people,
while the other half realize that they’re actually psychic Superman $$***

Not all sleeves roll up the same that’s for sure $$

Ironically, 
if most people were to admit that stress is the true killer, 
they would instantaneously become so stressed out that they have been so wrong and so judgmental for their entire lives that they probably would have a panic attack and kill over on the spot $$**

You can’t call yourself a true philosopher if you don’t get a hard on every time you see the tetractys $$$

*Say something triggering
**Claim it was just a test
***disclose the test is actually the reaction to finding out they are being tested and less about the original reaction $$$

I am not concerned about Skinwalker Ranch because there’s nothing more strange than realizing that you are your mother‘s father just on another loop ➰ $$****

“Bozo the clown” is just my cover alter ego whenever I have to interact with my parents to avoid Armageddon $$*

When everybody’s dead and gone, and we’re doing our life reviews, and we get to the part where we’re realizing who was talking shit behind our backs,
I feel like fair compensation would be just let me roll with everybody Who’s ever talked shit about me behind my back. $$$*

(“Roll” means sparring in Ju jitsu for all you activists)

623——-
Vitamins in 2026 are just bowls of meat really $$$*

A True test must be delivered when you least expect it
…
So if you feel like shit unexpectedly, then congratulations you are actively being tested lol $$$*

As a true philosopher, one of my favorite expressions is “the dose makes the poison“ $$

It’s rough at first, but the best way to fall in love with something is to be forced to suffer alongside it for years and years and years $$**

You cannot argue with emotions
But you can submit them with the right technique $$$

Somebody reading this is about to have the worst day of the rest of their life
…
Lucky them for getting it out the way $$$

Few things more annoying than a robot who tries too hard…
Applies to AI & relationships lol $$$***

It often takes genius to recognize other genius,
So if you don’t recognize my genius, then I am sorry, I don’t know how to break it to you… $$$*

Science fiction is just sneaky propaganda $$****

Imagine thinking that Covid did not come from a lab in 2026.
There are very few IQ tests as good as this $$$***

Covid was not an organic pathogen,
It was also not a dangerous bio weapon,
…
It was a spiritual IQ test $$$***

You don’t have clinical depression unless you’ve actually had it your whole life without knowing it $$$

You don’t have real ADHD if you don’t realize that it is just a symptom of depression $$$

Nothing is worth more than being able to be a good dude with little effort $$$*

Nothing is worth more than being happiest with nothing $$$*

Balance is knowing that you don’t know shit but also that you know a lot more than you give yourself credit for $$*


624——

Lifting will always be healthier than running
Doesn’t even matter the context $$$

A true resistance game doesn’t even begin until you become fully institutionalized $$***

If I had to go sit in a circle with strangers just to handle my shit for 10 years,
then the general public is gonna have to do atleast 3 years to handle the alien stuff $$$********

The only freedom that is actually obtainable is simply the freedom from fear $$$**

I say better to accept the bag with confidence and style than to desperately check to make sure they got your order perfect $$$

If someone wears a ju jitzu shirt in public then you have permission to sneak attack them $$$***

Always better to be inconvenienced than to be one $$$***

625——

You either find a way to deal with temptation or you find a way to deal with the treadmill lol $$$**

I’m willing to bet that the best idea ever conceived came when somebody was picking their nose lol $$*

You’re not a true philosopher if you don’t use the word “technique” at least 30 times a day $$$

If aliens are truly super advanced and more evolved than us, 
but they don’t know how to deal with pedophilic cannibalism, 
then they aren’t that much more evolved than us… $$$

You’re not a true philosopher if you can’t finish an entire bag of potato chips within three sittings $$

Did you know there’s no such thing as a happy atheist?
…
Just delusional and overly emotional $$$***

626—-
You’re only a prisoner if you can’t manage doing things you don’t enjoy $$$***

McDonald’s is just a secret CIA emotional development operation 
…
Officially willing to debate anyone $$$***

You are not a true philosopher if you do not appreciate your poison 
…
You are also not a balanced philosopher if you are consumed by your poison $$

Cigarette smoking is nowhere near as bad as cigarette littering $$$**************

The greatest skill you could ever ask for would be the ability to learn from other people‘s mistakes without having to touch the philosophical hot stove $

If laughter is medicine, then it is very important to treat everything like a joke $$$***

Treating things like a joke is very different than treating them like a waste though $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$*******

Part of all of the shit that the government doesn’t want to release is just confirmation that atheists have small dicks $$*******

(… 😂…)

Everybody poisons themselves,
Only true philosophers do it intentionally tho $$$***

Only satanists use the bible to justify war $$$***


627——-

You’re not a true philosopher if you don’t have at least a brief phase of your life in which you seem to be unable to escape absurd amounts of piss $$$*

Just about The only thing feminist actually got right, is that bitchass men are our biggest threat $$$

(Good thing to get correct tho)

Junkies are the true ultimate ultra endurance athletes $$********

There’s only one way to learn the art of forgiveness,
And that is to get fucked over 1 million times and still be cool with it $$$*

You have permission to make fun of atheists to their face or behind their back
Mostly cuz They don’t seem to have much fun any other way $$$***

You cannot call yourself a true philosopher if you are resentful or bitter for any reason whatsoever $$$

If it starts with a P then it’s probably good for you after It’s initially pretty bad for you. $$$***

There are two types of people in this world~
Those who are cool with things being different,
And those who are going to stop at nothing to change your mind $$

I talk a lot of shit, but it does warm my heart every time I see a nervous Nancy out for a new walk $$$*

You don’t need to be that tough these days,
Just tougher than a strong teenager
…
Which isn’t much 
…
Which just makes it more sad that most are nowhere close $$$*

Imagine being intimidated by a fuckin sophomore 
… 
That’s hell $$$********

Most people are not the problem
…
They are the production of what happens when you lie about real solutions $$

I really like stars because my awareness operates like the five pointed star $

(Draw one and you’ll get my point)

It’s become a trend to think ADHD is cute because of the creativity and the talent & the hyper focus that comes with it
But Most people are just pretending.
…
You don’t have true ADHD unless someone has tried to institutionalize you $$

(Probably for annoying them so much) 

Doing things for other people is just another technique for doing things for yourself $

You’re not supposed to try to hide fucked up shit
…
You’re supposed to do it out in the open and learn from it like the rest of us $$$*


628——

You’re not a true philosopher if you’ve never had your day ruined by an inanimate object $$$*

You’re not a true athlete if your most angry moments haven’t come because of some kind of ball(s) $$$*

If I’m special these days, it’s because I don’t believe I actually am special $$*

Sales will teach you to always look at why and when somebody said something instead of what they said $$

Sales will also show you how pretty much everybody can flip an invisible switch and become captured by their own emotional bullshit $$****

Learning how to do write and digital design by myself while detoxing from amphetamines should put me in the suburban Hall of Fame $$$

Ironically, Jesus knew that he couldn’t save anyone,
But that  he could teach a good bit of people to how to save themselves $$$*

Expecting someone or something else to do something for you is the quickest way to fail $$$

Sweat does not stink,
“Laziness residue” does $$$*

The sweat from training and work is a lot different than the slow marination you get from stress $$$***

Health is really just 80% movement & 20% herbs and spices $$**

Electrolytes are better viewed as brain fuel than body replenishment $$$***

The best salesman are not experienced agents, they are borderline delusional actors $$***

If consciousness is fundamental that means everything is imaginary anyway $$*

Those who were willing to journey into the dark, discovered that it was more entertaining than sitting in the light, all afraid of the dark and shit $$$

Real Demons are just those afraid of doing the work to clean up their own mess $$$***

Being afraid of fucking up is one thing,
Being afraid of addressing your own fuck up is something far, far more heinous $$$

Avoid avoiding accountability is inexcusable.
Doesn’t matter what kind of vessel or vehicle you are piloting $$$

Those who threaten to fight when they feel threatened never actually know how to fight
…
Those who laugh when threatened to fight certainly do though $$$***

Heaven must be here on earth and must be simply a state of mind because there is nothing better than being an absolute badass in the middle of the shit $$$

there’s nothing more Devine than being fine when everything is fucked lol $$*

I don’t know if it’s narcissistic or healthy to be relieved and excited to know that every word I’ve ever shared is recorded somehow

if you don’t know that “avatar, the last Airbender” was a docudrama than I don’t know how else to break it to you $$$