I’d argue that
If you knew the reincarnation cycle schedule for a fact,
The greatest power of all time Would be:
bookkeeping
Hypertrophy is unique because it requires tremendous amounts of failure in all the smallest ways
So if you’re in the hypertrophy phase of your life, then you’re gonna be failing in what seems to be mediocre areas nonstop
Never underestimate a narcissist’s ability to make it about themselves
Animals are just a test to see what you would do if you truly thought you were a superior being
Stress is a philosophers nemesis
You should not write for work until you can write for fun
In a spiritual war, your only defense is decision-making
Your only offense is how you serve
You have to be forced to bust your ass and earn back your old memories and shit or else you’ll take the whole “resting on your laurels“ to a whole new extreme
I feel like the longer it takes for you to figure out who you were in a past life is actually better because that means that you are so different this time around it took a long time to even figure out
You can’t truly conquer the dark side unless you honestly convert to it and change back from it from within
You can start most good philosophical rants with the phrase “it seems to me“
Awareness can’t be destroyed
Just placed in different time loops
Levels of consciousness:
Lucifer
Profane
Activist
Amateur
Athlete
Artist
Adept
Alchemist / magi
Joker / Jesus
Officially Non-human / diety
Levels of psychedelic experience
levitate
Cross country Flight
Trip to the moon
Visit to mars
Shot out into space
Simply ineffable
Most people inside the church believe in demons
It’s just sad that many demons are actually inside the church
Can’t spell association without ass and CIA**
If someone reacts negatively to your good deed, it’s because you reminded them that they missed an opportunity to do the same
INSIGHTFUL INSIGHTS
Shit gets real primal when you’re stuck in a long line
Qualifications for suburban camping
- AC is gone out
- Heats is gone out
- Power is gone out
- Everything is dirty as fuck
- Tent in backyard
- Fort in living room
- Tent in living room
- Sleeping in car WHILE ITS OFF
- All night ragers 🎉
Artist Ingredient list:
- Have mental “disorder”
- Have good taste
- Don’t be lazy
- Care about others
Proper technique for snacking:
- Do one lap in kitchen
- Check cabinets & fridge
- Make selection or close.
- Lower standards and recheck if needed
- Repeat until selection is made
If salesman have ruined the world, then it’s gonna take one to fix it
*Lighter flick
Resentment loves to come out and play in the middle of the night
Which is the other reason why people prefer to sleep so much
More business usually gets done at a dinner party then at a business meeting
Any business worth doing that is
The righteous and the anxious have one thing in common-
The inability to properly cope with the sheer amount of idiots
You don’t actually know shit until you experience it
Until then, it’s just something you’ve heard about
Things majority of people are addicted to or dependent on:
Shopping
Gambling
Drinking
Drugging
Sex
Food
Relationships
Work
Friends
Video games
Movies
Reading
Art
Music
Exercise
Aesthetic
Service
Stealing
Preaching
Pets
Sports
Caffeine
Woodworking / Crafts
Sleeping
Social media
And I mean-
Either one or (usually multiple) items have become obsessions to the point that it is harming character development *
Consider it a warning whenever a motherfucker starts talking about
Joining the Darkside to Make change from the within**
Only those who’ve ever deadlifted 500lb know you have to add a little 2.5 cookies to actually break the 500 mark (plate math)
You can’t understand a position until you are put in it
In real life, fitness, or ju jitzu *
Ego will have you working until the point you miss the entire point of all your work
Suburban betrayal is pulling for a different team cuz you got money on the game*
A psy-op is anything that tries to make you feel like you’re the problem in some kind of victimized way*
Smart people often get themselves killed by pissing off the wrong dumb person*
The right song with the right cup of coffee is a spiritual experience
Sure there are lots of bears in the woods but they usually leave you alone unless you smell fishy
Anything in the morning is 3x harder motivation wise but 3x more fulfilling
Warning: the Christian’s will actively try to hit you with their car at Chick-fil-A if they’re hungry enough *
Building a paradigm is a lot of work
Smashing a paradigm is even more work,
Three hours of the wrong thing might as well be three years
Three hours of the right thing might as well be three minutes
If principles must exist
Then hierarchies must exist
Because by definition principles come before personalities
If the coroner isn’t smoking during the autopsy then don’t trust it*
REAL WORLD SHIT
You should write down your prayers every now and then just to make sure they haven’t been dipped into some kind of weird repressed sexual shit
“ Come into me, oh Lord, and ravish me
Make me yours and show me the truth “
Like bro eww chill out **
The proper technique for getting a cat to chill:
* snatch cat
* Place cat in cozy or comfy position
* Beg the gods to make the cat stay put
* Cry in pain when cat leaves
* Remember to enjoy the 3.6 seconds
If you ever need to find an AA meeting then just go to a church around sunset and drive around looking for a group of people chain-smoking and drinking coffee
My life experience has shown me that it is foolish to wait for an apology
But it is wise to apologize as quickly as possible*
Thinking you’re right all the time is a good way to stay in the wrong
Thinking you’re wrong most of the time is a good way to get it right
I would trust a jacked prisoners’s health advice before I trust a fat doctor*
When lifting at a new gym, it’s beneficial to hang out in the corner for a few to get the lay of the land
Be weary of those quick to distinguish themselves verbally
The first step usually doesn’t require more than a truthful admission and honest commitment to the 2nd step
Whenever you fold money, always fold with the low bills on the outside
Never let them know what’s inside*
The only way to break the karmic cycle is to learn
Always underestimate calories when bulking
Always overestimate calories if cutting*
A walk in the woods will do more for your health than walking into your doctor’s office*
Just about everyone gonna cringe at you no matter what
Better you can laugh at you or else you’ll go insane *
I’d say always start with the big stuff
But usually the smallest stuff is the biggest
So good luck unraveling that *
It’s wise to talk in metaphors and parables because it forces a motherfucker to choose what they hear *
You shouldn’t judge, but you also shouldn’t ignore either
If you don’t have enough grace with yourself, you’ll never learn what you’re capable of because you’ll spend too much time Beating yourself up for stupid mistakes instead of just letting go and moving on. *
At the end of the day, you still need to be nice to the ego if you want it to do shit
And give it a lil treat
Pay close attention to how people treat you when they think you failed *
UNSOLICITED ADVICE PT 1
Never forget how Joe exotic was a country music star
And never forget carol Baskin killed her husband
Anything worth doing is gonna scare the piss out of you
or the shit
Ego will help you survive in the wild
And look like an asshole in society
Friendly reminder that all of the world‘s most ancient wisdom has been gone back over to hide shit from the profane
All great adventures start with a motherfucker showing up telling a complacent dude to fight for what they believe in*
Reminder:
Bitch-ass-ness spreads faster than covid*
You are not allowed to act like a bitch if you have the leverage
Verbal bullets always cause internal bleeding
Friendly reminder that once you start getting it right, it becomes easy to think you’re doing it wrong when the resistance disappears*
Progress requires friction
The truth will set you free
And piss off everyone around you
And make a lot of people laugh at them
Remember, most learning experiences, you are designed to fail
You gotta get out and do the 10 minute sunlight walk as soon as you can in the morning
When in doubt or times of trouble,
Pet the kitty 🐈⬛
The more times you are willing to fail on the road to achievement is the only ratio that matters (willingness)*
Biological bullshit is the first thing forgiven after it’s all said and done
It is best to rise before you shine so you don’t blind all the people in the ground *
There’s a long waiting list to enter this world
Because of the limited space in our current timeline
Learning is just the process of failing in the most productive way possible
Few things duck tape can’t solve (or silence)
A quiet smile says more than a loud mouth
Muscle the wrong movement and you’re gonna have a bad time
Sunshine is an antidepressant
If you want long hair, you gotta deal with people telling you that you need a hair cut first
Friendly reminder that your pets love it when you get on the floor with them
FRIENDLY REMINDERS
people would rather spend time trying to control the actual weather than themselves
I think technology is just a slow revelation of magic in a way that keeps magicians from actually getting killed
We will eventually find out who’s been an extra good dude behind closed doors cuz we always find out who’s was extra shitty
If you wanna see someone upset- mess with their food *
Idiots can’t see their own destruction cuz they’re can’t take their eyes off others’ *
Watching those capture themselves in their own net of self righteousness, is pretty sad
Unless you have popcorn. Then it’s entertaining*
Always be weary of those quick to judge
They’re likely quick to run from their constructed consequences too
Everyone squirts when squeezed
Just different fluids*
Most people are too attached to their own emotions to recognize even half the humor surrounding them
When in doubt pick what you want and call it an experiment
Writing requires undivided attention
Writing anything good requires undivided suffering (usually self inflicted)*
It’s much easier to take someone else’s inventory instead of your own *
Most people are too concerned with finding the best camera filter to bother filtering their thoughts *
Karma always comes to collect
Woe to those who have unwritten books in them
Shit only gets harder until you get it out
Don’t be surprised when those who never taken their own inventory before- start keeping track of yours
I’m from North Carolina
Where we would die for our football but don’t wanna talk about it…
If you wanna be in the top 1% then you can’t ignore the 1% details in your day to day life
The second greatest fear is failure
The first is success
You really don’t need to look into the UAP stuff because they’re busy looking into you already
There’s a section of heaven that’s part Wal Mart and part bouncey house
If you haven’t heard the expression about cleaning up streets, then you have obviously had been living on an easy one
If you can outlift your father- you get all their assets *
It’s pretty easy to tell who doesn’t understand energy
And it’s even easier to distinguish those who feed off the energy of others
Be kind to those who don’t believe in magic
They’ve clearly never seen miracles*
Studying drugs but refusing to use them is actually a conflict of interest
Not the other way around
Saying- Nobody wants to take drugs from someone who’s never done it *
Happiness requires hard work
Otherwise, that’s just comfort
Limit your trust in those who haven’t suffered ego death
It’s the same as “don’t swim with someone who doesn’t know how”. They’ll panic and attempt to drown you “innocently”.
As long as you work hard
You’ll be known as someone who works hard
Thereby deterring those who don’t work hard
Which alone is hard work *
Remembering the most important lesson from Scooby Doo-
Monsters are always men in masks (or hot girls)
It’s every kids final right of passage to defeat his father in a fight
Most would go to any lengths to avoid change
So God help you if you represent change
Telepathy sounds cool, but I don’t think it’s gonna stop heart disease
You haven’t mastered shit until you can do it switch
Anyone who says the truth is irrelevant is still stuck behind the symbolism
If the HVAC boys say between 8-12 then just know the “-“ is optional*
It ain’t that hard to say sorry
I’m sorry but It’s really not
If you have to request a fair fight from your opponent then just know that it will not be one
all things equal
It’s better to cut the scene too early than too late 🎬
Somebody’s gotta make the decision
And nothing scares some more than decision making
Simply by looking the devil in the eye, you can steal most of his power
If your pitch is that “it saves you money”
Then you don’t have a pitch
Telepathy is just talking on the inside
First thing you get after you get a little fit is territorial
Most writers are alcoholics because they’re already addicted to their own thoughts*
The right meal & tv show combo is a drug
Or atleast is as mind and mood altering as one *
Amazing what you can accomplish if you switch camera angles every 3 seconds
You don’t get into {the real} philosophy of living when on a winning streak
Don’t forget
Relationships are more powerful than drugs*
Self Discipline is the scariest thing to most people*
I’ve rolled with enough cops to know they ain’t the emotional Trail Blazers they want us to think they are *
Gentlemen who have to try to be gentle are not men,
They’re boys
Building faith requires ego death by 10,000 cuts *
Those who never gave up can easily spot those who did
Focus on the things that don’t get old and you’ll stay young forever
Dying for something is not nearly as meaningful as devoting your entire life to it
Always always always investigate those who are proactively trying to help you
They’re usually just trying to help themselves in the worst way
If I were you, I’d stop saying “if I were you”
“Seems like your subconscious is talking shit man”
Everyone can write
Few can edit