Those at the top of the pyramid can see the missing capstone
Never be too tired to call someone out on their bluff
Spiritual jiu-jitsu is just using one character defect to defeat another becoming an asset in the process
The number one killer of gains is taking shit too serious
Cleaning mine as well be the suburban-Olympic Games if you’re depressed
Heroes all have one thing in common. They’re not afraid of death.
If there are evil demons running the world they are doing a shit job cuz there is so much beauty and love everywhere I can barely take it sometimes
You can’t “walk with the gods” until you learn how to read like them
The Truth is always a memory
Never underestimate some cookies and some coffee and some good intentions
They say you find the right one when you stop looking
But I stopped looking a while ago and still found the wrong one lol
That weird moment where you lost everything, but have never been happier
Comes in many different shapes and circumstances actually
The ancients really knew what they were doing when they hid everything in front of everyone’s eye(s)
Those who think it’s cool to party to excess are still amateurs
What’s cool is partying so hard you have to devote the rest of your life to being a good dude
Creating anything new new is like pin the tail on the donkey
While life kicks you in the nuts with all its strength
The S and the C cleverly work together, usually behind the scenes
Envy and jealousy are a form of resentment that erode the mind-body connection
You can’t reason with stupid
But you can easily manipulate it
Being a dick often means being controlled by it
If you become skilled at cleaning up after your mistakes then you’ll be free forever
nothing sheds trauma faster than FUN (death being close 2nd) 🥈
Can’t have a spiritual awakening if you prefer to sleep
Powerlifting taught me the importance of three months worth of work for three seconds worth of effort
If you give it everything you have you’ll never have regrets
A Good random act of kindness is better than a cup of coffee
Once you have a taste, all that heat from the cooking makes sense.
Philosophers are the only group that will let you kill them to prove a point
Part of the fun of being human is just overreacting to shit
I hesitate to call myself a writer cuz it still sounds like punishment
Ironically, ancient is the new Buzz word
If Comparison is the thief of joy
Then Ill be the thief of comparison
Better to have 12 reps of gold than 12 sets of shit**
Only real adepts can forgive without ever hearing an apology
Action reflects belief
gotta make sure youre up spirits creek without a payer before salvation
If you wanna be an Extra in someone’s movie, you can’t act like one in your own
If you like yourself, you will not care who else does
My spirit ancient af
All it wants to do is build pyramids with heavy objects
Who knew something black & white would be so colorful
As one restless individual, it’s good to see more people moving around
My variation of poetry is like intellectual graffiti
You have to be an intellectual in order to spell the shit right…
Fear and faith cannot coexist at the same moment in time
Don’t mind me, just stirring the Pot
What a great morning to swing back and forth (intellectually)
If I can make “drafts” cool or atleast people less scared of them then that would be pretty cool
“You wouldn’t want strangers reading everything you say on your phone would you?
Me: hahaha someone hasn’t seen the site…
The best lessons are learned once youre dead ☠️
Prove me wrong 😑
Real wisdom saves you real time
If you don’t believe forgiveness can set you free it’s because you have not tried
A suburban bank shot is when you pick up trash on the side of the road and put it in the trash cans by the street waiting for pick up
True hell (or heaven) is “who you are”
meeting “who you could have been”
If im drinking preworkout before the trail or the mats just know shit is about to go down
Those who have affairs 🤮
The most painful things are social
I Can’t blame her cuz I’m too busy thanking her
The main thing I have to brag about is my happiness in a world gone crazy
This is my social battery 〽️
You are what you eat
eats baked goods
Goal for the day: Put the I in funner
Wisdom is knowledge in action
The greatest gift isn’t doing less, It’s fearing less
You Can’t drown if you can flow
My favorite way to fly is under the radar
We’ve all been in holes we shouldn’t have been in
Dreams don’t work unless you do
Which is why I gladly trade a few hours of the pillow for the pen 🖊️
Whoever said writing is boring just never had good prompts
OR a method of dealing with built up emotions lol
Better to get the Gist than to worry about getting everything right
Better to be a freak than weak
You have every right to laugh in the face of the wicked
Especially when they try to bring you down
I only act immortal cuz that’s how good I feel
Justice is just emotional ice 🧊
One day, ima make the most FUNctional Gym & Med club the world has ever seen
Keep training till my legs are a quarter as fast as my attention span
If there’s a way to spiritually brag- ima develop into it’s ideal image one day at a time better than anyone else
Smile & wave as often as you can
So when assholes do their life review, it’s like spiritually gloating
If I’m king of anything it the amount of of unnecessary shit I have done in the gym
“Why me” is just wining split into two sets
For a while my main job was to keep people from jumping out of the window
Better to give people a challenge than a hand
But you can hand them a challenge
Most have never been held prisoner in an environment where “booty juice” was a real threat
If you got the pathways, never fear a mfer who doesn’t
If you want it bad enough, you’ll gladly miss meals for it
Before caffeine: I don’t wanna do shit
After caffeine: why it take so long to build Rome
Always hear others out but listen only to yourself
The fear of gaining has delayed more progress than the fear of losing
Telling the truth is the greatest idiot repellent of all time
Wisdom is understanding the best angle to hit it from
*loads bar
Bodybuilding is about as high maintenance as it gets
You need professionals to run the stuff
Experts to make the decisions
And masters to call when shit goes wrong
Whatever “the truth” is to the nature of reality as a whole,
Is answered in the nature of self as an individual
Only those inferior feel the need to be superior
Cuz the superior always feel the need to be inferior
You can’t fail if you don’t quit
But sadly you can’t fail if you don’t try either…
Gotta stay cheal in order to keep it real
I require a certain level of chaos to feel comfortable
If you’re brave enough to suck then you’re cool enough to party
AI algorithms can’t keep up with ADHD
I said it
The single greatest and scariest thing is being yourself under ANY and ALL circumstances
Attentiveness to detail is verything
Judgement is the most important thing to balance
Otherwise you’ll swing between self crucifixion and masterbation
If you’ve been using others for sex, you’re the one about to get fucked
Deadass-
Writing is harder than deadlifts
If I wanna talk about lifting stones and the process of being one in-between lifts then I should be allowed to
As a strength coach, I’ve learned how to show “the process” as “the presentation”
Can’t wait to be tempted by everything I’ve ever wanted
Technique is just wisdom in motion
Every flaw has a function
Note to self- no need to take as many notes on self
The truth doesn’t have to be edited, which saves a lot of time
“this burned man” will teach you discernment
Stick to the process and do what must be done
You’ll know what must be done based on how it makes you feel when you think about it
The wisest wisdom is concise
“Yall better film this in case I land it”
-my motto
Philosophy is the key to not losing your shit
I am pushing the “bare minimum” to the max
Beauty is born in bullshit
Awareness = control
Awareness of awareness = flow
Coming up with shit isn’t nearly as important as being able to sort thru the shit
(Says one plumber to the other)
Send you to back to Jesus as an ambassador for why you shouldn’t talk shit
If the CIA has been evaluating me my whole life,
They are probably most impressed by my Skyrim builds
I don’t need x ray vision when I have “bitch assness” vision
Most people don’t care about actually improving the well being of others
(Requires tough logic)
They just care about caring
(Requires none)
BANGERS
The truth will set you free
And piss off everyone around you
And make a lot of people laugh at them
Remember, most learning experiences you were designed to fail
You gotta get out and do the 10 minute sunlight walk as soon as you can in the morning
When in doubt or times of trouble,
Pet the kitty 🐈⬛
The more times you are willing to fail on the road to achievement is the only ratio that matters (willingness)
Biological bullshit is the first thing forgiven after it’s all said and done
It is best to rise before you shine so you don’t blind all the people in the ground
There’s a long waiting list to enter this world
Because of the limited space in our current timeline
Learning is just the process of failing in the most productive way possible
Few things duck tape can’t solve (or silence)
A quiet smile says more than a loud mouth
Muscle the wrong movement and you’re gonna have a bad time
Sunshine is an antidepressant
If you want long hair, you gotta deal with people telling you that you need a hair cut
Friendly reminder that your pets love it when you get on the floor with them
"FRIENDLY REMINDERS"
You shouldn’t make people do 24 hours in jail.
You should make them do 24 miles on the trail without their drug or choice.
I promise you they’ll remember that more than jail in all of the best and worst ways
CRAZY BUT MIGHT WORK
You haven’t mastered shit until you can do it switch
Lats are called wings because you only get them after hard work
Most people would be a lot less anxious if they could just hit some shit (bag or bong)
I think the secret is that there are many different types of realities
But this one is one of the most meaningful because of how difficult it is, and how high the steaks are
Love how they always put the donuts by the alcohol
lol just signed up for “The Living Sacrament”
Which is a digital church that specializes in psychedelic mushrooms
Located in DC- the place I got some beefers from march 2024
(You can buy legal mushrooms from them)
If you wanna hide something, the best place to do is behind something inconvenient
The joke is that artists are far more competitive than athletes
But nowhere near as competitive as adepts
True mastery is allowing the mistakes because you know exactly how to build with them
A boy becomes a made man when he reclaims his spiritual inheritance
For some people, Their Super Bowl is just -handing you the right thing from the right shelf
-sending the right email
-cooking the right dinner
-saying the right thing by the “water cooler”
-showing up even when you weren’t about to
The secret is to Give away what you find to keep it
Those who go to the doctor more are sicker than those who go less
Write & fight and you’ll sleep well at night
Muscle comes and goes
But developing strange dietary skills stays forever
The right song hits harder than preworkout
The greatest power in the world would be
to be able to control fear with a switch
If you master the long way, then every route becomes a shortcut
Those who have learned the real secret, learned how to protect the secret from fuck sticks first
Material treasures aren’t really worth much compared to intellectual treasures
Looking at things in reverse is the secret 🤫
Ordering food with “no salt” is just a way to trick the restaurant into making something fresh
A good PB&J can change your day
The strawberry jelly is dank, but spreads like shit
It’s not actual self righteousness if you are able to give it up in an instant
It’s better to have a small snack in the beginning of the movie that way you may be hungry again by the end
If a human mind made the multiple choice test,
Then when it doubt, pick C
The 3rd option is the most common correct answer
Strangling strangers in a strip mall is something like no other
I can’t be the only one who gets anxious over dumb shit like an HVAC season check
The key to immortality is good notetaking
And learning how to bury and conceal shit
Mind reading is actually easy to do
It’s just unbelievably difficult to learn
If you put your tire on those weird little squiggly lines at the light, then it’ll turn green faster
Do the first step of something as fast and often as you can
Thoughts are just seeds of energy
Never underestimate the black yoga pants
Psys will teach you that the greatest adventure can be from your own couch
Understanding laziness is the ultimate secret
If there are Any hidden cameras then it’s probably just a bunch of footage of me stretching on random shit
Wisdom is gold
Tape is silver (& sticky)
Funny how great training MMORPGs actually is
And any gaming for that matter
You haven’t truly met yourself until you’ve done a few midnight movie smoke sessions
For no other reason than to kick it
Magic is just awareness management
If Bears can be undeniably cute and undeniably dangerous
So can you
So can anyone 🐻
A true alchemist doesn’t have “dirt”
Just hella content
When waiting on a late order, it’s best to stare at random shit as to not seem like an impatient dick
Or at your phone
The joke is only on you now because it was on me for such a long period of time before hand
True evil exist because true love exists
Do ghost haunt places? Or just moments in time?
Obv being the right kind of cocky can get you anything
Even being president
Only an ego like mine would think it’s the best at writing these one liners
The gods know if you really blaze it like that or not
Dashing can be humbling and frustrating but man does it provide excellent content
The rain usually means the fish are biting
My notes in school closely resembled what you see before you today
The greatest secret is
this life is going to fuck you over and you have to be able to forgive it anyway or eventually, you’ll be a prisoner of your emotions
As long as you Do one thing at a time, you can Alternate as fast as you want
Hate to be that guy but…
Pasta is not food
It is fuel
For the soul
Carbs and caffeine are equal in forgiveness
But they’re still solid 5s on the habit / addiction scale
(More like 7s for some people)
Cannabis is way more forgiving than caffeine
Kratom is even more forgiving than caffeine
Alcohol is the least forgiving of them all (& benzos)
(Tolerance and withdrawal wise for heavy users)
Door dash also delivers karmic dishes
Casper the friendly Ghost smokes that gas ⛽️
No doubt
The entire point of this experience is to transcend fear of death and then party 🎊
If there isn’t one already, ima create a hidden reality show/ sweepstakes give away for those who are invisible but still make their efforts shine
The secret is ….
The goal posts do move when you’re not looking
Toast hits different at all hours of the day
Not better or worse at any particular time- toast has evolved higher than our materialistic hierarchy - think color wheel
Kratom is an amazing herbal tool if used properly and with managed expectations
The Best thing is being a normal dude
Shellton is the best turtle name 🐢
How to get over anything-
1. Ain’t no other way
2. Trust the process
3. Get started
4. Write it out
5. Talk it out
6. Be honest
7. Be willing
8. Get ready to make it right
9. Grow up time
10. Keep your word
11. Update / upgrade
12. Give it away to keep it
Sticky Icky can mean different things to different people
(Learned the hard way)
It takes more than energy to frown instead of smile
But it takes zero energy to maintain a solid RBF
Any good test is 2/3 concealed as the only thing you can actually test is your reaction to the unknown
The secret is simple
It’s to have actually done the work beforehand
Qualifications for suburban camping $$$
- AC is gone out
- Heats is gone out
- Power is gone out
- Everything is dirty as fuck
- Tent in backyard
- Fort in living room
- Tent in living room
- Sleeping in car WHILE ITS OFF
- SLEEPOVERS AND SLUMBER PARTIES
- THAT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE IN BUT WHATEVER
- oh, maybe I left the cap lock on
- All night ragers 🎉
The only way to know what’s in is to rule what’s out
Few things you can’t achieve with a heavy stick
Number play matters more than word play
Word play matters more than foreplay
We see what we want to see
We want what we think is best
We think the best we can with the info
available at the time
The info available is often sketch
Weed is the one “drug” that gets harder to use the higher you get
“Turn it over”
Great advice in church
Bad advice in football
Trust- I do not think I am not better than anyone
It’s the opposite and I have to overcompensate with humor lol
As the occupant of one tiny coldasac,
I find it beneficial to check out the other tiny sacs in my hood
Caffeine is the real liquid courage
The “Meaning Man” is a super hero that time travels by placing hidden secrets and messages in your memories for your future self to help you alchemize your memories
(lol gotta edit that one)
If talent survives the ass beating,
then it becomes dangerous
The key to being concise with your writing is editing everything 9 times
House parties in the lower middle class suburbs hit harder than any other
when blazing new paths and strains become one = Synchronicity
A Guitarist’s fingers will need to callus
For A comedian, his soul
Best to gently puncture the veil
Not smash it to pieces
The most secretive secrets are hidden in plain sight
ADHD is probably just spiritual hazing
I mean initiation
You gotta remember that earth is just a spiritual school
Think frequency adjustment dial
And that the most important communication takes place in the sphere of angels
Outside the corruptible grasp of the ego
Everything is either orbiting or bouncing back and forth
To be extraordinary
Just do the ordinary but be extra about it
The simplest explanation is that there are beings that can move so fast we can’t perceive them
Or we move so slow that we can’t process fast enough
To get stronger, you wanna make sure that you are focusing on how much resistance you can handle
To get bigger, you need to focus on how long you can handle a medium level of resistance
Exercise is just a game of energy management
You can view it almost like the reverse of saving money
Give your body a specific part to repair before it decides to destroy itself
Listening is hearing raised to the 2nd degree understanding is raised to the 3rd
Joe Rogans is probably tired of me annoying him telepathically $
I know Rogan and I (are) would be best friends $
And just about every guest he’s ever had on
I’d love to kick it and train with them
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