Relatable 3
It sucks when you gotta be like
“don’t shoot the messenger on this one, but…”
If you don’t know how far you can drive with your gas light on then you have not really pushed it
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve seen someone nearly knock themselves out at planet fitness…
(Kinda the goal tbh)
hate when the general public can’t read my mind to stop doing annoying things
I voted for Trump but I knew damn well we was gonna be fucked no matter what.
To be attached to a shit sandwich is just silly
Regardless of brand or bologna
When I say I’ve seen a lot of evil shit,
Im mostly talking about people acting like hoes over money
guess some people really do need to see other people do something so they feel safe to do it themselves.
And that’s really not such a bad thing as we all have been there,
Like whenever you finish a test too early and you don’t wanna look like you rushed but you’re actually just an extra smart cookie
At least if someone’s broke, you know they’re not stealing or doing some kind of sick crazy Ponzi scheme these days..
my house is littered with all kinds of micro plastic cat toys
And if I have to deal with some micro plastics to keep my son happy then so be it.
And that is the mentality of most parents,
And I for one get it
Once I started doing miles and miles and miles in the woods shit started seeming strangely familiar..
if I had it, I would’ve gladly paid 100 grand to not have to go through the emotional crucifixion that I had to the past year just to learn
so good thing I was broke
I must remember to bring cat toys when I go to read or else I will not be reading much
“That actually is a really great point”
-me to myself every five seconds*
If the modern equivalent of live like you’re dying, is one bill at a time,
then so be it
You know it’s bad when you need the broom before the vacuum *
I made my ex promise we’d walk the trail every Sunday to talk about our issues… guess that’s why I’m single*
Most creatures will do everything in their power to avoid changing
Even just a little
“Even a blind squirrel can bust a nut or two”
Or however the saying goes*
It’s easy to love those who love the same thing as you
Snapchat taught me
It is both amazing and disturbing what you’ll do to keep a streak going*
sales taught me the crazy shit people would do for just a small prize.. 🏆
RELATABLE
In The War of Art… 2
Hard to believe how many people need like 10 hours a day in bed just to not kill themselves…
Actually, I can believe it cause that was me for several years,
But at least I had 800 credit…
And a mercedes
And a tinder gold account
And shotgun blowjob fantasies 🤦♂️
I do believe it is possible to be sad with a good attitude
It just takes elite character
I’m not afraid to admit that I’d rather buy mental meds than pay water bill
I guess a little dopamine and serotonin is more important than water
Art is just the expression of emotion
But it seems like most artists never learned how to manage their emotion before they started expressing it
Things get gross real quick when your number one priority is to have the easiest, most convenient day possible
The biggest threat and the biggest compliment can both be a mirror
Some people are so broke all they have is money
They say speak from the heart and the words will follow
Your willingness to show up even when you don’t understand anything speaks more about your character than anything else*
Trying and doing are not the same thing
But kinda seems like it to the unopened eye*
Creativity is closely correlated with captivity
Very, closely…
The worst that evil can do is convince you to stop creating
Remember that
IN THE WAR OF ART..
Notes worth noting pt 1
The right song with the right cup of coffee is a spiritual experience
The catch to being a good philosopher is that you also have to be a good dude
A true master of philosophy answers questions with questions
True enlightenment is just getting excited over simple shit
Angry suburban people cuss more than sailors
Never confess to something you didn’t do..
Unless you’re playing 4D chess
Be the first to admit where you’re wrong when you are wrong and you won’t have much to clean up as you go along
Smart people often get themselves killed by pissing off the wrong dumb person
Anything worth doing is worth showing up early for
Hustle based Sales will have you working late nights and weekends
Extra shady white collar sales will have you working 9 to 5
Stress reduction is worth more than entertainment gain
Producing is easy
Creating is hard
If you flip the fear switch, you automatically reduce cognitive horsepower by 80%
When waiting for food, the best technique is to alternate what you stare at every 13 seconds or so to not look like an ass
Those trying to help the most are often the ones who hurt the most
You can get creative with a captive audience *
You use more of your brain when you are in motion then when you are at rest *
The hero almost always goes to prison
Can’t understand your 1 rep max until you understand your 1 rep minimum
Those who enjoy work, work harder than those who don’t
Good philosophy is just pointing out the obvious …
Everything is way harder emotionally when you are sleepy
It’s important for artists to have a day job for as long as possible so they don’t go absolutely insane too early
The fact that we crave different types of snacks proves there are different kinds of hunger
Anything that is not initially interesting is a spiritual challenge
Words can burn more than fire 🔥
Just read something boring for 8hrs and you’ll see
If you write it in ancient Greek, it’ll be timeless
A good snack can increase anyone’s faith
Numbers can say more than words
Not the other way around
The quickest way to go insane is to forget that life is just a game
Higher evolved lifeforms derive their pleasure from awareness rather than chemical release,
Think “proud parent” rather than “drug addict “
Crazy how different people act around authority
Comedy is just seasoned telepathy
Telepathy is just 3rd degree wisdom 🤙🏻
Wisdom is gold
Tape is silver (& sticky)
Wisdom is what you know
Character is your learning style
When analyzing secret and hidden groups,
You can tell who’s on the inside by their common language
Florida is just a sunny England
Whatever that means
A snakes tail tastes fishy
A cape offers emotional protection, as well as thermal protection
The right kind of challenge gets emotionally easier with time
2:40am - 4:20am is spiritual power hour
If it makes you think
It’ll make someone else too
The hardest part about being the smartest man in the universe,
is being the only one who knows it
Jesus is watching
And By Jesus,
I mean a secret collective of super smart and spiritually motivated elites who control all the resources (and always have)…
Not a super hero demigod…
If you watch the other traffic lights, then you can anticipate when the light is going to change
The proper technique for driving down the country back roads is to have the windows down, but the seat warmer on **
It’s not about understanding what’s right,
Just what’s wrong
Great to be a genius
Bad to be the only genius
The less you do it with, the greater the ROI
If you’ve “seen some shit” , then you can easily see who else has too
NOTES WORTH NOTING
Suburban Secrets pt 1
All the real players know brixx has buy -one get one -free pizza after 10 PM
secret three step process to staying lean:
1. Be broke
2. Be pothead
3. Be restless
The “desert” is just the years you spend as a hack before you find yourself
“Scrambled” is the most efficient technique for capturing all of the calories from eggs possible
but over easy or sunny side up are probably the easiest to eat
“Politics” makes more sense when you remember that it is controlled by Hollywood’s greatest directors,
And Hollywood’s greatest directors are controlled by something far greater..
Only athletes and above can eat triple digit protein in one setting without complaining
excluding steak
You don’t have to spend much time at jus about any coffee shop before you run into some recovery heads
Just look for anyone carrying a big blue book around
Lats are called wings because you only get them after hard work*
Most people would be a lot less anxious if they could just hit some shit (bag or bong)*
they always put the donuts by the alcohol in the grocery store..
If you wanna hide something, the best place to do is behind something inconvenient *
True mastery is allowing the mistakes because you know exactly how to build with them
The secret is to Give away what you find to keep it *
Those who go to the doctor more are sicker than those who go less *
Write & fight and you’ll sleep well at night*
Muscle comes and goes
But developing strange dietary skills stays forever*
The right song hits harder than preworkout
The greatest power in the world would be
to be able to control fear with a switch
If you master the long way, then every route becomes a shortcut
Material treasures aren’t really worth much compared to intellectual treasures *
Looking at things in reverse is the secret 🤫
Ordering food with “no salt” is just a way to trick the fast food restaurant into making something fresh*
Then just keep extra salt on standby
A good PB&J can change your day
Also, The strawberry jelly is dank, but spreads like shit
It’s not actual self righteousness if you are able to give it up in an instant *
It’s better to have a small snack in the beginning of the movie that way you may be hungry again by the end
If a human mind made the multiple choice test,
Then when it doubt, pick C
The 3rd option is the most common correct answer
The key to immortality is good notetaking
And learning how to bury and conceal shit
Mind reading is actually easy to do
It’s just unbelievably difficult to learn
If you put your tire on those weird little squiggly lines at the light, then it’ll turn green faster
Do the first step of something as fast and often as you can
Thoughts are just seeds of energy
Psys will teach you that the greatest adventure can be from your own couch*
Understanding laziness is the ultimate secret
If there are Any hidden cameras then it’s probably just a bunch of footage of me stretching on random shit *
You haven’t truly met yourself until you’ve done a few midnight movie smoke sessions
For no other reason than to kick it *
Magic is just awareness management
If Bears can be undeniably cute and undeniably dangerous
So can you
So can anyone 🐻
A true alchemist doesn’t have “dirt”
Just hella content *
True evil exists because true love exists
Do ghost haunt places? Or just moments in time?*
Obv being the right kind of cocky can get you anything
Even being president
The gods know if you really blaze it like that or not*
The rain usually means the fish are biting
Physically and philosophically *
My notes in school closely resembled what you see before you today
The greatest secret is,
this life is going to fuck you over
and you have to be able to forgive it anyway or eventually, you’ll be a prisoner of your emotions
As long as you Do one thing at a time, you can Alternate as fast as you want
Casper the friendly Ghost smokes that gas ⛽️
No doubt
The entire point of this experience is to transcend fear of death and then party 🎊
The secret is ….
The goal posts do move when you’re not looking
The Best thing is just being a normal dude
Shellton is the best turtle name 🐢 *
How to get over anything-
1. Ain’t no other way
2. Trust the process
3. Get started
4. Write it out
5. Talk it out
6. Be honest
7. Be willing
8. Get ready to make it right
9. Grow up time
10. Keep your word
11. Update / upgrade
12. Give it away to keep it
It takes more than energy to frown instead of smiling
But it takes next to zero energy to maintain a solid RBF *
Any good test is 2/3 concealed as the only thing you can actually test is your reaction to the unknown
The only way to know what’s in, is to rule what’s out
Few things you can’t achieve with a heavy stick and a few minutes a day
Number play matters more than word play
And Word play matters more than foreplay
Weed is the one “drug” that gets harder to use the higher you get
“Turn it over”
-Great advice in church
-Bad advice in football
Caffeine is the real liquid courage
The “Meaning Man” is a super hero that time travels by placing hidden secrets and messages in your memories for your future self,
to help you alchemize your memories
If talent survives the 30 yr ass beating,
then it becomes truly dangerous *
The key to being concise with your writing is just editing everything 9 times
Jokes on Hollywood,
House parties in the lower middle class suburbs hit harder than any other
when blazing new paths and strains become one = Synchronicity
A Guitarist’s fingers will need to callus
For A comedian, his soul
Best to gently puncture the veil
Not smash it to pieces
At first..
The most secretive secrets are hidden in plain sight
ADHD is probably just spiritual hazing
I mean, “initiation”
You gotta remember that earth is just a spiritual school
Think “frequency adjustment dial”
Everything is either orbiting or bouncing back and forth
Prove me wrong
To be extraordinary,
Just do the ordinary but be extra about it
The simplest explanation to all this UAP shit is that there are beings that can move so fast, we can’t truly perceive them,
Or we move so slow that we can’t process fast enough
Exercise is just a game of energy management
You can view it almost like the reverse of saving money
Give your body a specific part to repair before it decides to destroy itself
Listening is hearing raised to the 2nd degree understanding is raised to the 3rd