When I say, I’ve seen a lot of evil shit
What I’m really talking about is just people acting like hoes with money for no reason
It’s kind of fun to think about that if I suddenly randomly died right now
Joe Rogan would probably be the most comforting angel that I could see
guess some people really do need to see other people do something so they feel safe to do it themselves
And that’s really not such a bad thing as we all have been there
especially whenever you finish a test too early and you don’t wanna look like you rushed
At least if someone’s broke, you know they’re not stealing or doing some kind of sick crazy Ponzi scheme..
my house is littered with all kinds of micro plastic cat toys
And if I have to deal with some micro plastics to keep my son happy then so be it.
And that is the mentality of most parents
And I for one get it
Once I started doing miles and miles and miles in the woods shit started seeming familiar
Just thinking that if I had it, I would’ve gladly paid 100 grand to not have to go through the emotional crucifixion that I had to the past year so good thing I was broke
Remembering the time I had to fire a friend
Driving on one of my favorite country roads that they officially bulldozed and replaced so now the little farmhouse and the pond are gone as well as the patch woods
Driving by the neighborhood that used to be my old horse barn now it’s a vinyl village and part of my cut through
must remember to bring cat toys when I go to read or else I will not be reading much
“That actually is a really great point”
-me to myself every five seconds*
If the modern equivalent of live like you’re dying, is one bill at a time then so be it
You know it’s bad when you need the broom before the vacuum *
I made my ex promise we’d walk the trail every Sunday… guess that’s why I’m single*
Most creatures will do everything in their power to avoid changing
Even just a little bit
I like to play this game with Alex, where I find the maximum amount of love that he can handle before he gets annoyed
“Even a blind squirrel can bust a nut or two”
Or however the saying goes*
It’s easy to love those who love the same thing as you
Snapchat taught me
It’s amazing what you’ll do to keep your streak going*
sales taught me the shit you would do for just a small prize*
I’m not afraid to admit that I’d rather buy mental meds than pay water bill
I guess a little dopamine and serotonin is more important than water
And I’m blessed to live in a country that doesn’t shut my water off when I’m late on my bill
Art is just the expression of emotion
But it seems like most artists never learned how to manage their emotion before they started expressing it
Things get gross real quick when your number one priority is to have the easiest most convenient day possible
The biggest threat and the biggest compliment can both be a mirror
The more you stand out when everybody else is desperately trying to fit in,
the more that speaks to your character
Remember Some people are so broke all they have is money
They say speak from the heart and the words will follow
Your willingness to show up even when you don’t understand anything speaks more about your character than anything else*
Trying and doing are not the same thing
But kinda seems like it to the unopened eye*
Creativity is closely correlated with captivity
Very, closely…
The worst that evil can do is convince you to stop creating
Remember that
The right song with the right cup of coffee is a spiritual experience
The catch to being a good philosopher is that you also have to be a good dude
A true master of philosophy answers questions with questions
True enlightenment is just getting excited over a simple shit
Angry suburban people cuss more than sailors
Never confess to something you didn’t do
Unless you’re playing 4D chess
Be the first to admit where you’re wrong when you are wrong and you won’t have much to clean up as you go along
An authentic smile is the international sign of “I’m not a asshole”
Smart people often get themselves killed by pissing off the wrong dumb person
Anything worth doing is worth showing up early for *
Hustle based Sales will have you working late nights and weekends
Extra shady white collar sales will have you working 9 to 5
Stress reduction is worth more than entertainment gain*
Producing is easy
Creating is hard
If you flip the fear switch, you automatically reduce cognitive horsepower by 80%
When waiting for food, the best technique is to alternate what you stare at every 13 seconds or so to not look like an ass
Those trying to help the most are often the ones who hurt the most
You can get creative with a captive audience *
Lessons learned so far :
Helping stuck up white bitches will get you killed
You use more of your brain when you are in motion then when you are at rest *
The hero almost always goes to prison
Can’t understand your 1 rep max until you understand your 1 rep minimum *
Those who enjoy work, work harder than those who don’t *
Friendly reminder that Reality often doesn’t seem real
Some people wall themselves off so much that physical death is the only way to release their spirit
Resentment and righteousness are two halves of the poison wheel
If the statement “keep friends close but enemies closer” is true
Then those closest to you are your enemies
Good philosophy is just pointing out the obvious …
Everything is way harder emotionally when you are sleepy
It’s important for artist to have a day job for as long as possible so they don’t go absolutely fucking insane too early
The fact that we crave different types of snacks proves there are different kinds of hunger
Anything that is not initially interesting is a spiritual challenge
Words can burn more than fire 🔥
Just read something boring for 8hrs and you’ll see *
If you write it in ancient Greek, it’ll likely be timeless*
A good snack can increase anyone’s faith
Numbers can say more than words
Not the other way around
The quickest way to go insane is to forget that life is just a game
Higher of evolved lifeforms derive their pleasure from awareness rather than chemical release
Think proud parent rather than drug addict
Crazy how different people act around authority
Comedy is just seasoned telepathy
Telepathy is just baked wisdom 🤙🏻
If magic isn’t real
Then that just means there are levels of obtainable wisdom high enough to seem as magic
Wisdom is gold
Tape is silver (& sticky)
Wisdom is what you know
Character is your learning style
Things are simple when they are orderly
Things are complex when they are disorganized
When analyzing secret and hidden groups,
You can tell who’s on the inside by their common language
Florida is just a sunny England
Whatever that means
What’s a snakes tail taste like?
Fishy
Think of channeling as like your simply retrieving your thoughts from a different bucket 🪣
A cape offers emotional protection, as well as thermal protection
If you have to be “reasoned” with in order to take action,
That’s actually a good thing but pretty annoying at first, especially in the more obvious situations
“Trying to serve” < doing what you want and ensuring it also serves community
The right kind of challenge gets emotionally easier with time
2:40am - 4:20am is spiritual power hour
If it makes you think
It’ll make someone else too
Anything regarding working fast food is spiritual to the highest degree*
The hardest part about being the smartest man in the universe,
is being the only one who knows it
Jesus is watching
And By Jesus- I mean a secret collective of super smart and spiritually motivated elites who control all the resources (and always have)…
Not a super hero demigod…
If you watch the other traffic lights, then you can anticipate when the light is going to change
The proper technique for driving down the country back roads is to have the windows down, but the seat warmer on **
It’s not about understanding what’s right
Just what’s wrong
There’s ego ego
Then spiritual ego
Great to be a genius
Bad to be the only genius*
Think of the human body as the most incredible spirit vehicle available for lease
Never trust anyone who proactively brings up how they’re discriminated against*
The less you do it with, the greater the ROI
To be emotionally considerate,
You don’t have to be smooth or cool
But You don’t have to make it weird either…
If you’ve “seen some shit” then you can see who else has too
All the real players know brixx has buy -one get one -free pizza after 10 PM
secret three step process to staying lean:
1. Be broke
2. Be pothead
3. Be restless
The “desert” is just the years you spend as a hack before you find yourself
“Scrambled” is the most efficient technique for capturing all of the calories from eggs possible
but over easy or sunny side up are probably the easiest to eat,
but you won’t capture as much fat if you like the runny
“Politics” make a lot more sense when you remember that it is controlled by Hollywood’s greatest directors
And Hollywood’s greatest directors are controlled by something far greater
Only athletes and above can eat triple digit protein in one setting
excluding steak
You don’t have to spend much time at any coffee shop to run into some recovery heads
Just look for anyone carrying a big blue book around
You haven’t mastered shit until you can do it switch
Lats are called wings because you only get them after hard work*
Most people would be a lot less anxious if they could just hit some shit (bag or bong)*
they always put the donuts by the alcohol in the grocery store..
If you wanna hide something, the best place to do is behind something inconvenient *
True mastery is allowing the mistakes because you know exactly how to build with them
A boy becomes a made man when he reclaims his spiritual inheritance
For some people, Their Super Bowl is just -handing you the right thing from the right shelf
-sending the right email
-cooking the right dinner
-saying the right thing by the “water cooler”
-showing up even when you weren’t about to
The secret is to Give away what you find to keep it *
Those who go to the doctor more are sicker than those who go less *
Write & fight and you’ll sleep well at night*
Muscle comes and goes
But developing strange dietary skills stays forever*
The right song hits harder than preworkout
The greatest power in the world would be
to be able to control fear with a switch
If you master the long way, then every route becomes a shortcut
Those who have learned the real secret, learned how to protect the secret from fuck sticks first **
Material treasures aren’t really worth much compared to intellectual treasures *
Looking at things in reverse is the secret 🤫
Ordering food with “no salt” is just a way to trick the restaurant into making something fresh*
A good PB&J can change your day
The strawberry jelly is dank, but spreads like shit
It’s not actual self righteousness if you are able to give it up in an instant *
It’s better to have a small snack in the beginning of the movie that way you may be hungry again by the end
If a human mind made the multiple choice test,
Then when it doubt, pick C
The 3rd option is the most common correct answer
The key to immortality is good notetaking
And learning how to bury and conceal shit
Mind reading is actually easy to do
It’s just unbelievably difficult to learn
If you put your tire on those weird little squiggly lines at the light, then it’ll turn green faster
Do the first step of something as fast and often as you can
Thoughts are just seeds of energy
Psys will teach you that the greatest adventure can be from your own couch*
Understanding laziness is the ultimate secret
If there are Any hidden cameras then it’s probably just a bunch of footage of me stretching on random shit *
Funny how great training MMORPGs actually is
And any gaming for that matter
You haven’t truly met yourself until you’ve done a few midnight movie smoke sessions
For no other reason than to kick it *
Magic is just awareness management
If Bears can be undeniably cute and undeniably dangerous
So can you
So can anyone 🐻
A true alchemist doesn’t have “dirt”
Just hella content *
True evil exists because true love exists
Do ghost haunt places? Or just moments in time?*
Obv being the right kind of cocky can get you anything
Even being president
The gods know if you really blaze it like that or not*
Dashing can be humbling and frustrating but man does it provide excellent content
The rain usually means the fish are biting *
My notes in school closely resembled what you see before you today
The greatest secret is
this life is going to fuck you over and you have to be able to forgive it anyway or eventually, you’ll be a prisoner of your emotions
As long as you Do one thing at a time, you can Alternate as fast as you want
Door dash also delivers karmic dishes
Casper the friendly Ghost smokes that gas ⛽️
No doubt
The entire point of this experience is to transcend fear of death and then party 🎊 *
The secret is ….
The goal posts do move when you’re not looking
Kratom is an amazing herbal tool if used properly and with managed expectations
The Best thing is being a normal dude
Shellton is the best turtle name 🐢 *
How to get over anything-**
1. Ain’t no other way
2. Trust the process
3. Get started
4. Write it out
5. Talk it out
6. Be honest
7. Be willing
8. Get ready to make it right
9. Grow up time
10. Keep your word
11. Update / upgrade
12. Give it away to keep it
Sticky Icky can mean different things to different people
(Learned the hard way)*
It takes more than energy to frown instead of smile
But it takes next to zero energy to maintain a solid RBF *
Any good test is 2/3 concealed as the only thing you can actually test is your reaction to the unknown
The secret is simple
It’s to have actually done the work beforehand
Qualifications for suburban camping *
- AC is gone out
- Heats is gone out
- Power is gone out
- Everything is dirty as fuck
- Tent in backyard
- Fort in living room
- Tent in living room
- Sleeping in car WHILE ITS OFF
- All night ragers 🎉
The only way to know what’s in is to rule what’s out
Few things you can’t achieve with a heavy stick*
Number play matters more than word play
Word play matters more than foreplay *
Weed is the one “drug” that gets harder to use the higher you get *
“Turn it over”
Great advice in church
Bad advice in football *
As the occupant of one tiny coldasac,
I find it beneficial to check out the other tiny sacs in my hood *
Caffeine is the real liquid courage *
The “Meaning Man” is a super hero that time travels by placing hidden secrets and messages in your memories for your future self
to help you alchemize your memories
(lol gotta edit that one)
If talent survives the ass beating,
then it becomes dangerous *
The key to being concise with your writing is editing everything 9 times*
House parties in the lower middle class suburbs hit harder than any other*
when blazing new paths and strains become one = Synchronicity*
A Guitarist’s fingers will need to callus
For A comedian, his soul*
Best to gently puncture the veil
Not smash it to pieces
The most secretive secrets are hidden in plain sight
ADHD is probably just spiritual hazing
I mean initiation
You gotta remember that earth is just a spiritual school
Think frequency adjustment dial
the most important communication takes place in the sphere of angels
Outside the corruptible grasp of the ego
Everything is either orbiting or bouncing back and forth
To be extraordinary
Just do the ordinary but be extra about it*
The simplest explanation is that there are beings that can move so fast we can’t perceive them*
Or we move so slow that we can’t process fast enough
To get stronger, you wanna make sure that you are focusing on how much resistance you can handle
To get bigger, you need to focus on how long you can handle a medium level of resistance *
Exercise is just a game of energy management
You can view it almost like the reverse of saving money *
Give your body a specific part to repair before it decides to destroy itself*
Listening is hearing raised to the 2nd degree understanding is raised to the 3rd *
Joe Rogans is probably tired of me annoying him telepathically
I know Rogan and I (are) would be best friends
And just about every guest he’s ever had on
I’d love to kick it and train with them
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