REAL WORLD SHIT

Good deodorant will have you feeling like a like a celebrity 
Bad pit smell will have you feeling like some kind of troll 

Some farts smell more concerning than bad

Hot sauce is as close to a diet cheat code as it gets
if you can handle it 

The Gatorade protein bar might as well be a candy bar

Once your body begins to dip into body fat, it takes around 30 to 60 minutes to refill your low gear energy reserves for the next three hours or so 

Only those who have been in the game the longest recognize bone density

Friendly reminder that you do not start living until you start dying 

Once you activate someone’s guard, you get to deal with their delusional side 

Revelation of divine love will magnify the joy of the faithful while magnifying the pain of the selfish

Most people only fake interest in tattoos and weightlifting so they can talk about what they’re doing

It takes years to be able to distinguish water weight from body fat with the naked eye 👁️

At first History Channel just acted like the nerdy kid in the back of class that knew some shit
Now, it acts like saw some shit in the wilderness

Don’t be afraid to be picky
Just don’t be a dick about declining shit

The douchey, forced, sufer style “welcome to wayback” welcome at wayback is so cringy 

If the coroner isn’t smoking during the autopsy then don’t trust it