most don’t realize money can’t buy you happiness until they’ve already bought everything
if you think you might be with the wrong person, then you almost always are
Most of the time people do not actually want to be helpful.
They just want an opportunity to be right about something.
Sad that most people would sooner think you died than think you took some time off social media
Being proud of maxing a machine is like bragging about a tinder hookup.
Better to be happy being alone than to begrudgingly spend all your time around people who don’t really give a shit
few things scare some people more than their own responsibilities
Can’t know the difference between higher self and lower self without completing a full loop around planet asshatt
You be surprised with how many people never leave the house
Sometimes accepting credit for the work you did is harder than doing the work
Many of us would rather just keep digging, than move onto anothers(s)’ hole 🕳️*
By definition,
You can’t understand fear without feeling it
Some people would rather die than let you back out in front of them In line
The hungry Christians in the big SUvs at Chick-fil-A will remind you real quick that your safety is not as important as their next meal
diabetes is not normal and if you normalize it, you’re a piece of shit
If they don’t take the time to get to know you while you’re there
They’re not gonna take the time to understand why you left
"TOUGH TRUTHS"
You’re not a real philosopher if you do not have a mug shot
“I don’t know much in this world, but I do know not to listen to anybody who doesn’t leave the house”
Confidence in a bar means nothing,
Confidence in the gym means everything
There is no better feeling than beating somebody at their own game
Better to be the “do it motherfucker“ type than
the “ I’ll do anything please don’t“ type
🏹🔫
There are some things in this life that you need to be willing to say at the end of a musket
The ancients knew that the wisest thing you could do is just write the shit on the wall and then get back to your stones
Can’t tone down without turning up beforehand
Rather have fucked everything up on my own accord than have the blame put on anything else and be a victim
“I just want my kids to be able to say that their dad had a six pack when everybody else was fat”
“I don’t really care if heaven is better than here because I will make all the angels jealous with how much fun I have wherever I am “
Weak men can never understand “gods will” because they don’t know what strength feels like
HELL YEA, BROTHER
Cable kickbacks at planet feel a lot like target practice
Most people are soldiers in the war on drugs without even knowing it
You would you think most dudes are carpenters by the way they always framing some bullshit
If you don’t think you can’t get high off doing the right thing then you haven’t met any evangelicals
Most motherfuckers get real defensive whenever you start talking about temptation cause they know they’re weak willed as shit
Religion is just a construct to manage consciousness without going to insane
There are few things worse than an insecure cop
Just ask anybody in jujitsu *
You can’t smoke all your problems away, but you can take a hit before you start to work
People don’t recognize the amount of work it took to build a situation so they don’t have to work
Sales is the most common and prevalent form of black magic
People are so afraid of failing that most would rather just never try
(so they can’t fail)
If you run into somebody who makes a joke about how lame it is or how bad it is to have to work hard,
Don’t laugh
Wearing gloves in planet fitness is max level douche.
But it’s a phase that’s almost non negotiable
(Been there, done that)
SHIT I COULDN'T SAY
I’d rather spend the night alone in a car with somebody else’s pizza than in a comfy recliner but in the wrong relationship..
Most people are real resistant to realizing politics is all one big game because that means they have to take back all the emotional rambles they went on,
And they have to walk back all of their hot takes,
and own up to all of the fights they got into with their friends and family members..
It makes me both proud and sad thinking the impact that convicts have had on Fitness
If you never learn forgiveness,
you’re only as good as your worst action
& you’re only as sick as your worst belief,
Using push-ups for torture is a bastardization of the movement
And very fun to do…
Anyone who’s ever sat across from a doctor and had to come up with “the right thing to say” knows how fucked up shit really is
If your only option is to pray it away, then I got bad news for you.
But if You constantly overlook that option then I got even more bad news for you…
I think when you’re dead you can essentially “remote view” anything you want.
So you could go to any place & time and watch anything being built.
It’s kind of like having an all access pass to the greatest movies ever made.
So if you die consumed by your desires, then you’re probably just gonna do weird shit like creep on your ex or continuously check the leaderboard’s at work,
Or haunt some old timey house or some shit,
Or have to talk to annoying armpit hair girls because they’re the only ones crazy enough to try to listen to the dead ☠️
Never listen to anybody who tells you to put money over your health in any way
It doesn’t matter how broke you are, you can always pay it forward
SOAPS
The hardest thing to do is to get a brilliant man to admit when they’re wrong,
Instead of building like a rocket or something,
Because I bet you- super smart people would rather build rockets than admit when they’re wrong
If the CIA doesn’t know how many reps I’ve done then they’re not very good at their job…
regarding fitness,
the prison population is proof positive that food is not really as important as intention
If you spend enough time around the wrong gods, you’d become an atheist too
Referencing the Bible to a non-Christian is the quickest way to weaken your credibility
The righteous and the anxious have one thing in common-
The inability to properly cope with the sheer amount of idiots
Jesus wouldn’t be a good carpenter if he never make any mistakes to learn from