High school sex is that weird department nobody wanna talk about but is apparently cool with watching dramatizations of
Ask anyone who’s actually made it that far - every percent under 10% body fat separates the men from the gods
Fruits are most common stomach aggravator due to the various forms of fiber
Any good journey ends where it begins
I guarantee you that most dietitians are dumb as fuck
The good ones are only honorary dietitians cause they’ve got their degree from the streets
All things considered
I think it’s better to be a reformed shithead
Than to have never been one at all
If you’re strong enough to stay away from the wrong people, then it’s never been a better time to be alive
Some people are so desperate to be wanted they actually have rape fantasies
If you don’t believe me, then you have not been on many dating apps
I think everybody should be required to at least begin a blue belt program
Emotionally speaking people behave more like cats than anything else
The single most important summer that you can have is the one when you are by yourself
If you think ghosts are scary
Wait until you have to apologize to dickheads who’ve wronged you more than you to them
If you don’t know self defense then you’re going to think everything is a threat
No point in being healthy if you can’t eat as many cookies as you want
The fact that doctors are incentivized financially to prescribe certain medications over others should prove to you that they do not give a fuck about your recovery
The real terrorist is addiction
People would rather invent deities than do the work themselves
Pretty boys hate it when you’re prettier than they are
Anyone with a colored belt will tell you that violence is never a solution
But is more of a riddle
It ain’t magic if they don’t go “how the fuck did he do that“
It is a positive sign of one’s integrity if they look forward to judgment day
Most people are genuinely really good people. They just have no idea how to handle trauma
It’s always the short fat, angry, dudes who don’t believe telepathy
They’re the only ones arrogant enough to believe that you can’t guess what they’re thinking
Life is a lot more fun when you remember that it’s just a spiritual scavenger hunt
Pick your resistance and you’ll eventually master it
Pick your excuse and you’ll always serve new masters
Usually, the kids acting up in class are smarter than the teachers, but the teachers don’t wanna admit that
Hate to say it but- abstinence isn’t actual recovery
Recovery means restoring of the original function or ability
Just waiting out, the clock is not a forever approach just a once in a lifetime
The profane‘s favorite move is talking shit before investigating
Dangerous information is anything that compromises the ability to have fun with something
You can’t do too much for others without them developing the wrong pathways
If you are worried you’re with the wrong person, then you are
If it’s not scary then it’s probably not worth it
Better to be a brave new kid than a shy old timer
Those who like a challenge will always do better than those who dont
Most people hate most what they want the most
those that try to be pretty often act the ugliest
The only actual bogeyman is forgetfulness
The hardest thing in the world is getting somebody to say “maybe I should be more reasonable and less self-centered”
Life is too short to avoid all seed oils
Women are actually more horny than men
But not more horny than boys
The truth is most people are with the wrong person right now and are just too scared to do anything about it
I never enjoyed writing until I learned how to manipulate people with my words
But then I quit sales so I could talk shit the fun way
The Bible is just a bunch of stories on how to deal with idiots and things that are hard to understand
It just happens to contain a lot of secret information about who runs the world if you do your homework and learn how to read into this symbolism
So that’s why it’s been edited to sound so weird sometimes
Because it is actually a code
I bet a placebo “soul particle” would work as good as the real thing
The only thing magical or mysterious about hard work is finding all the fucking time to do everything
If you could read minds then the easiest job in the world would be to be a cage fighter
Mormons have a healthier divorce rate than the Catholics
Just saying
You should be able to put your sock and shoe on 1 foot while standing without falling
Just saying
They call it the old man test
The secret to who you really are is buried underneath your bullshit
So if you can master your demons, you can master your legacy and your destiny
Trial and error is still the only way to really learn something for good
Mental illness is the final boss to enlightenment
It Is the only thing that can actually compromise your philosophical defense system
Because the mind is the first sphere anything mental impacts, everything else downstream of that
The body is like a karma suit
Short hair kind of sucks because everybody can have it by the end of the afternoon
There is no excuse to “other” someone else that doesn’t make you a fucking disgrace
Those who do not understand symbolism have either not gone through the shit yet or have not taken the time to do their homework
The only thing a good man needs is to know that he is not crazy
He requires no other payment besides that
The ego is the ultimate dragon
And the fact that most people won’t even know what that means is my point exactly because they’ve already been eaten by the dragon
Subtitles are the Proper viewing technique when snacking
The game wouldn’t be meaningful if it wasn’t painful
It’s actually beautiful that people don’t kill each other more than they do when you consider how radical they act towards each other online
All people really want is a reason to be right
Because otherwise they would be wrong
And most people cannot handle being wrong
Authenticity is easy to spot
It’s who embraces the uncomfortable truth instead of complaining about it
Easy to see what’s coming when you manufactured everything to begin with
The most despicable and disgusting thing-
Judging
The hardest thing to avoid-
Judging
The most important ability-
Forgiveness
You shouldn’t shame people for having a dad bod just like you shouldn’t glorify having one because it requires zero work
Smiling at those who wish to see you fail is the greatest flex
If you really care about others, you’d make it fun for them
Doesn’t matter what “it” is
Creation requires a spiritual ingredient to actually count for anything worth a shit
Almost everyone you see acting emo af,
Is just a spiritual child having a temper tantrum that they’re not getting their way
You can tell who’s legit and who’s pretending if you’re not pretending
Leg day on a Monday separates the athletes from the amateurs
Art is psy training If you take it seriously
God just means unity under good orderly direction
Not spiritual Pokémon
Remember that earth is a spiritual school to learn the lessons that you need to grow the fuck up and not destroy yourself with your own desires
if your body isn’t functioning properly then you were never free to begin with
Contrast can always be used constructively if you are careful
Only those who are insecure about something care about perfection
those who care too much, are more dangerous than those who don’t care enough
Hunger cravings are not the same as nutritional needs….
a “person” is limited to the extent of their memories
so if you suddenly were able to retrieve all your old memories, you would become immortal
Toast is so spiritual
Many people wouldn’t recognize common sense even if it was plastered on their face
*adjusts mask 😷
The fear of injury is overblown by the nervous Nancys of the world
Just in
3/4 Scientists agree
That 7/8 times, Quoting scientists is just marketing
The entire point of this life is to learn forgiveness
That is the only way to manage eternity
Combating Mental Illness is a philosophical fight
Not a biological one
Say what you want about potheads, but they’re usually the best at making the best out of a shitty situation
True evil can be found around anything in the medical field
If you don’t know how far you can drive with your gas light on then you have not really pushed it
Those who don’t believe in “more than this” have not have a {good or bad} psychedelic experience
Everyone thinks they’re the hero
But they can’t be
Cuz I am
(Case & point)
At a certain point, suffering becomes comical
& You get to determine the point
True evil does exist
And it’s first goal is to trick you that it doesn’t
Because if you do not believe in evil, you’re just going to blame everybody else when they are simply trying their best and just like you are
HOT TAKES
You can tell who’s going on all in
The “desert” is just the years you spend as a hack before you find yourself
The real reason why ghost don’t fuck with us is because we don’t understand the language
They do not have vocal cords so they cannot express things in perfect English
They have to do weird shit like levitating to toaster or slam a door
And we’re usually too freaked out by the flawed physics to get to the bottom of what they’re trying to say
And white bitches with tarot cards think that they can talk to the paranormal, but they fucking can’t
And if they wanna grab some Ouija boards and find out the hard way, I say so be it
A Gentleman never allows fear to over generalize
The second greatest fear is failure
The first is success
If you’re ready for your shit sandwich it won’t taste as bad
Never listen to anybody who tells you to put money over your health in any way
It doesn’t matter how broke you are, you can always pay it forward
I’m sorry, but if you seriously think that we just randomly popped up on this ball of dirt one day in the form of protoplasmic maggot and slowly - yet accidentally turned into this creature capable of destroying the same ball of dirt 10 times over on any Tuesday
And that it has nothing to do with higher level of intelligence,
Than you’re the special kind of stupid
that everything in that evolutionary food chain of yours likes to eat
SOAP BOX SHIT
The movie probably sucks if there’s not a hopeless “all is lost” moment
If you go into the wildness, you need to learn which water is safe to drink
Impossible to widen awareness without being aware of the process
Jesus wouldn’t know how to make amends if he never made a mistake to begin with
Jesus wouldn’t know how to handle a resentment if he never had one to begin with
Kind of funny how the most “torturous” thing is usually considered healthy or good for you
There’s a reason why nature’s cleanup crew usually consists of the biggest baddest most terrifying beasts of all time
Most people torture themselves under the weight of their own expectations
A foundation is the first thing you want to build and the last thing you want to repair
It’s only hard to accept the idea of a god if you’re attached to being right all the time
Otherwise, why care if you’re wrong?
Art transcends time
So that means there is no “on the clock” when working as an artist
A Bad vibe is more contagious than a bad virus (but only to the emo-compromised)
On a scale of 1-10, how comfortable are you with broadcasting your search history?
Laying bricks 🧱 is better than shooting them 🏀
If magic isn’t real
Then that just means there are levels of obtainable wisdom high enough to seem as magic
Choosing direction is the definition of free will
Right now,
There are thousands of bros deadlifting on a smith machine…
The ancients knew - A man is only as good as his stones
If everything is “owned” then it is either caught, bought, or fought for
If I asked you
“How many seconds have there ever been”
That would take you longer to answer than the answer
Coaching is a philosophers training session
Late afternoon Saturday hypertrophy sessions hit the feels just as hard as anything else
A lot easier to control your appetite physically if you can manage it emotionally
Dudes be balls deep in a murder investigation and still be trying get balls deep in a rando broad
Power is a by-product of production
It is produced automatically as a consequence of spiritual freedom
Everybody’s got that super mysterious uncle
(Not to be confused with the super creepy uncle)
Special and strong people are the results of special and shitty circumstances
It’s the unsuspecting days that change your life the most
Takes a lot of work to recover from FuckBoy-itis
Man discovers cool plant 🌱 “- a story as old as time
A functional intuition is better than a complex understanding
Medical mistakes were the 3rd leading cause of death in 2016
Women are far tougher than men in just about every metric
We all had that weird friend that went to that offbrand prep school
You think “2nd Jesus” knows he’s “Jesus”?
When do you think 2nd Jesus gets “the talk”? How old?
Seeing how it went the first time,
How would you train the 2nd Jesus?
Majority of the therapy from therapy is just talking it out yourself while someone pretends to listen
cough Notepad cough
Anything that promotes sitting on the fucking couch is probably not the best
A Paper cut hurts extra to send a message
The odds of you swiping right in your soul mate are less than .000001%
We are all just models and actors for nature to watch
If people knew with certainty that they would see again what they do today , they would be a lot nicer
Details are not as important as direction
Caught somewhere between being the best or the biggest asshole
The true master of anything is simply the one who has survived the most mistakes
Behind every great critic is an even better artist that never was
Judgement only matters if it’s coming from above
The deadlift is the most spiritual exercise
The hip thrust is the most egoic
A day can be the best and you not appreciate it until after the fact
Forcing someone to watch something under false pretenses is evil
Hell isn’t the most painful
Just the most meaningless (& boring)
Ironically, you can build a lot of muscle when running away from your problems
If you remember, what’s wrong then you immediately remember what is right as well
It’s obv the moon likes to talk shit 🌚
True power requires true humility.
Otherwise, it’s just a performance 🎭
I’m not very threatening to anyone but I’m a very serious threat towards popcorn and cookies
It’s not fair to call plants drugs because they were plants first
If the most important positions in leadership operate on a need to know basis-
Tf you think that makes spiritual matters?
Those who profit on the pain of others are building hell
AI is actually going to save art
Here’s why
If AI gets to the point where it can create a perfect version of anything then perfection will stop being desirable
And instead, the qualities that are uniquely human, such as flaws and defects and stories are going to be the most desired and most sought after
And because those will be impossible to fake , we will coexist in a much more accepting world
Because the self-centered seekers that only want perfection can simply go talk to their own machine and leave the real artists alone
The theoretical lol is different than the literal lol
And a much easier target to hit
The real Spiritual Olympics is just illuminating the many ways people are monsters to each other
Trusting the process gets easier
Like a roller coaster gets less nauseous 🤢
The best news you could ever receive:
today will be the worst day of the rest of your life
spirits are just units of awareness
They feel the same watching us as we do watching Netflix
They just got a much better seat
Modern day dueling is just who can pull out their phone and record faster
Sales taught me an easy yes is always worse than a difficult one
Old clothes can feel more fresh than new clothes
If you are not wearing a mask then you are already in the top 1%
Intellectually speaking that is
Athletics is the art with the most immediate and severe consequences
Things that actually help you in the long run almost always hurt like hell in the short run
Humility is esoteric
So its merits are measured in reverse
Prisoners are usually more muscle than movement lol
Any adult who is afraid of a child is clearly not an actual adult
but an emotional man-child of the most spoiled variety
Remember how one day can (& will) change the course of your entire life
Cuz spirit guardians don’t forget
Timing is the most sophisticated variable
And the most magical
Lets use simple and generous numbers
50% don’t train and don’t want to
25% train 1x weekly
10% train 3x weekly consistently
1% have trained 3+ years consistently
.01% have trained 6+ yrs consistently
So take a moment and remember the relative difficulty of your efforts
Nothing enters this reality without a primary goal and an opportunity for bonus points
Athletes are usually not great teachers lol
The more you believe in it, the more energy you receive from doing it
The bigger the ego,
the greater the strength
but the lower the endurance
Life is a series of calculated sin
Kinda funny how people would rather dig up everyone else’s past except their own
Seriousness and silliness are the same coin
Any container with uncomfortable inhabitants can be considered a prison
No matter the landscaping
A vape is The adult equivalent of a pacifier
Spiritual “Communication practice” would look a lot like our current reality
Solitude from sticking to your principles is fun and peaceful
Solitude from selling out is hell
Exponential growth means that you grow more the next day than the previous 2 combined
*loads bowl
Just about every problem ever was born out of inability to properly interpret emotions
Either yours or theirs
Can’t be consistent with what you don’t enjoy for very long
Black is not the absence of color
It’s a compilation
A good nemesis is better for your well being than a good friend
Do it while it’s hard and you’ll be a legend when it’s easy
Never ever ever
Never never never never ever never ever
Quit
Never
Remember Masterplans are developed in reverse
99% is still incomplete
If there’s a difference then there is a reason for the difference