Jesus and the boys really understood the best way to help weak ass men is simply to give them a book. đ
You donât need to be that tough these days,
Just tougher than a strong teenager
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Which isnât much
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Which just makes it more sad that most are nowhere close
most donât realize money canât buy you happiness until theyâve already bought everything
if you think you might be with the wrong person, then you almost always are
Better to be happy with nothing than miserable with everything
Everybody poisons themselves,
Only true philosophers do it intentionally tho
Most of the time people do not actually want to be helpful.
They just want an opportunity to be right about something.
The biggest reason why aliens wonât talk to us because most people would get too butt hurt that it took them so long to text back.
Only beings that want something from you will do something for you
Sad that most people would sooner think you died than think you took some time off social media
Being proud of maxing a machine is like bragging about a tinder hookup.
Better to be happy being alone than to begrudgingly spend all your time around people who donât really give a shit
few things scare some people more than their own responsibilities
Canât know the difference between higher self and lower self without completing a full loop around planet asshatt
Sometimes accepting credit for the work you did is harder than doing the work
Many of us would rather just keep digging, than move onto anothers(s)â hole đłď¸*
Some people would rather die than let you back out in front of them In a line
Hungry Christians in the big SUvs at Chick-fil-A will remind you real quick that your safety is not as important as their next meal
diabetes is not normal and if you normalize it, youâre a piece of shit
If they donât take the time to get to know you while youâre there,
Theyâre not gonna take the time to understand why you left
The world might find it romantic when you sacrifice everything & every dollar for a creative project but your family will likely find it annoying and stressful
"TOUGH TRUTHS"
Heaven must be here on earth and must be simply a state of mind because there is nothing better than being an absolute badass in the middle of the shit
Youâre not a real philosopher if you do not have a mug shot
When encountering a poisonous insect, remember that it is better to get stung like a boss than to react like a scared lil bitch
âI donât know much in this world, but I do know not to listen to anybody who doesnât leave the houseâ
Confidence in a bar means nothing,
Confidence in the gym means everything
There is no better feeling than beating somebody at their own game
There are some things in this life that you need to be willing to say at the end of a musket
The ancients knew that the wisest thing you could do is just write the shit on the wall and then get back to your stones
Canât tone down without turning up beforehand
Rather have fucked everything up on my own accord than have the blame put on anything else and be a victim
âI just want my kids to be able to say that their dad had a six pack when everybody else was fatâ
âI donât really care if heaven is better than here because I will make all the angels jealous with how much fun I have wherever I am â
Weak men can never understand âgods willâ because they donât know what strength feels like
You canât call yourself a true philosopher if youâve never poisoned yourself in the name of progress
Better do be cool in the long line than to be anxious in the short line
HELL YEA, BROTHER
Good training will have you secretly wishing shit gets fucked up just so you can utilize it
Everybody goes to clown College,
Itâs just that Not everybody graduates đ
The only people that deserve to get eaten are the ones who are trying to eat others
You donât know the struggle if youâve never been in a situation in which they were trying to take your shoelaces away
Few things reveal true EX IQ than doing deadâs on the smith
Fear of confrontation is one thing
But fear of inconvenience is something far more bitch ass
If you see someone walking around with a sheet in the gym, just know they got sold some bs
Being too dependent on your routine is just being addicted to your own circadian rhythm đĽ
Spiritual hypertrophy training is just being isolated around idiots
feminist and I do have one big thing in common,
The belief that âbitch ass menâ are the biggest problem
Cable kickbacks at planet feel a lot like target practice
You would you think most dudes are carpenters by the way they always framing some bullshit
If you donât think you canât get high off doing the right thing, then you havenât met many evangelicals
Most motherfuckers get real defensive whenever you start talking about temptation cause they know theyâre weak willed as shit
Religion is just a construct to manage consciousness without going to insane
There are few things worse than an insecure cop
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Just ask anybody in jujitsu
You canât smoke all your problems away, but you can take a hit before you start to work
Most People donât recognize the amount of work it took to build a situation so they donât have to work
Sales is the most common and prevalent form of black magic
People are so afraid of failing that most would rather just never try
(so they canât fail)
If you run into somebody who makes a joke about how lame it is or how bad it is to have to work hard,
Donât laugh
Wearing gloves in planet fitness is max level douche.
(Been there, done that)
SHIT I COULDN'T SAY
If youâve never heard the expression âthe only thing you have to change is everythingâ then I know you havenât really been an authentic shithead
You canât call yourself a true philosopher if you havenât at least spent 1/3 of your life awake at night for highly strange reasons
Skyrim taught me that you can start out as a prisoner and still save the entire world from dragons with magic and swords
Ironically, if you play devils advocate long enough, you come to believe in Jesus
My greatest flex is simply hanging in the pocket long enough for beef and cannabis to become optimal health.
If all of the UFO disclosure basically proves the existence of psychic phenomenon and of God, then you can see why uptight atheists would be dragging their feet on letting that shit go
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Ironically, Mostly because their constituents would crucify themâŚ
BitchassNess is deliberately choosing to look at the shitty side of things,
Knowing damn well that it doesnât help anything even if itâs âtrueâ
Sleep fearmongers will have you thinking thinking that youâre fucked up because of a bad night sleep that you got back in 08
The hardest move is always walking away when itâs time
There is no chemical solution to a spiritual situation
Iâd rather spend the night alone in a car with somebody elseâs pizza than in a comfy recliner in the wrong relationship..
Most people are real resistant to realizing politics is all one big game because that means they have to take back all the emotional rambles they went on, walk back all of their âhot takesâ, and own up to all of the fights they got into with their friends and family members for stupid shit
If you never learn forgiveness,
youâre only as good as your worst action
& youâre only as sick as your worst belief
Anyone whoâs ever sat across from a doctor and had to come up with âthe right thing to sayâ knows how fucked up shit really is
If your only option is to pray it away, then I got bad news for you.
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But if You constantly overlook that option then I got even more bad news for youâŚ
I think when youâre dead you can essentially âremote viewâ anything you want.
So you could go to any place & time and watch anything being built.
Itâs kind of like having an all access pass to the greatest movies ever made.
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So if you die consumed by your desires, then youâre probably just gonna do weird shit like creep on your ex or continuously check the leaderboardâs at work,
Or haunt some old timey house or some shit,
Or have to talk to annoying armpit hair girls because theyâre the only ones crazy enough to try to listen to the dead â ď¸
Never listen to anybody who tells you to put money over your health in any way
It doesnât matter how broke you are, you can always pay it forward
Most of exercise is just maintenance.
But the profane always think youâre trying to build some shit or burn some shit
If I had to go sit in a circle with strangers just to handle my shit for 10 years,
then the general public is gonna have to do atleast 3 years to handle the alien stuff
SOAPS
If anyone prefers to get their News from mainstream media, then you have permission to lie directly to their face.
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Cuz they are clearly into that kind of thing
Good communication is more powerful than magic
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Because then at least a motherfucker understands at the end
Balance is knowing that you donât know shit but also that you know a lot more than you give yourself credit for
If the CIA doesnât know how many reps Iâve done then theyâre not very good at their jobâŚ
If Iâm the best at just framing shit to my advantage, then that also makes me the best magician
Youâll never know what someoneâs truly made of until you watch them in a toxic relationship
Roasting only burns if youâre sensitive.
Otherwise, itâs just a TQ to add flavor
regarding fitness,
the prison population is proof positive that food is not really as important as intention
The righteous and the anxious have one thing in common-
The inability to properly cope with the sheer amount of idiots
Jesus wouldnât be a good carpenter if he never make any mistakes to learn from