A delivery driver can tell you all about momentum and inertia 

You know it’s bad when you need the broom before the vacuum 

I made my ex promise we’d walk the trail every Sunday… guess that’s why I’m single 


If Your family still believes in you when you publish it,
I’ll know it’s either terrible or a masterpiece $$$*

“Okay- time to straighten up “
*leans to other side

Can’t wait till everyone has access to a virtual journal so they can log their most profound and meaningful ideas as often as they want
Then, only then, will people finally love each other without conflict
and everyone will be happy and free

Bench 315 and I promise you won’t fear much (other than losing your gains) $$

Most of us are the “can’t keep this at home” types $$$

If only idiots are disappointed in you, then consider that a badge of honor $$$

Nobody knows how many licks it takes to the center of a tootsie pop, but it probably has something to do with how hard you lick $$$

Life gonna crack you like a glow stick if you’re stiff
But then you’ll be all trippy for a bit so it’s not so bad $$$

If you want long hair, you gotta go thru the awkward stage $$$

Being aware of your own awareness is pretty good awareness
Which I am aware of $$

When in doubt , go back and forth $$

Love the smell of smoke on Saturday $$

I found my calling, ironically through my phone $

Most of y’all are still traumatized by elementary school PE and it shows $

I like how the Miami Hurricanes named themselves after their nemesis $

My white belt reminds me what it’s like to suck $

At least I’ve gotten good at climbing up these walls $

I went to summer camp AND summer school $

Anyone who’s ever been right about something serious was crazy first $$

Walk on sunshine once and you’ll never think about flying again $$$*

Let’s have a moment in silence to acknowledge all the spirits suffering in silence that are desperately trying to break through to the ass hats who don’t believe in them $$

I used to think ADHD was just imbalance, then I looked at the jokers tipping the scales… $

Only bitches are afraid of beasts $$$

Smile with a style and you’ll be around a while $$$

You must be insane sometimes to know what sane is $$

Long hair, too much care $$$

When you lose enough friends you just start talking shit to your notepad $$$*

Sometimes you gotta get out of Line used to make sure the line is in the right spot $$

Bad crazy makes fun of good crazy. Good crazy has fun with bad crazy $$

Straight up talking to the notepad is healthier than talking to these hoes $$$

I’ve found self help books are great to read
While waiting on ju jitzu class to start $$$

Wasn’t trying to prove a point but shit happens $$$

When taking drugs, use the pyramid approach. When drinking coffee - the opposite $$

One of the good things about digging such a deep hole is that you become pretty good at climbing by the time youre out $$*

What to do if you find yourself doing something you don’t want to do: Stop, Drop, Roll $$

“Teach a pothead how to use a pen and you got a problem “ $$$

If you’re going to hurl yourself down a flight of stairs it’s best to try to do a trick before you eat shit $$

If strength is defined by discernment with decision,
Then them old timey boys had it easy bro
We got hella options these days $$

You can’t smoke all your problems away, but you can take a hit before you start to work $$*

You can’t explain transparency
You can’t even show it
Literally $$

The best part of being a struggling artist is the discount you get on humble pie from literally every kind of vender on earth $$

My side of the street is under strict lock and key $

I judge heavily based on the quality of barbed wire on the church’s fence $$$

Sometimes you can use one character defect to defeat another $$

Never thought I’d be my own biggest hater but guess that comes with being my biggest lover $$

Hanging out in church basements with drug addicts then heading out to close down the bars (sober) was one hell of a time $$

If you consider all pain the same then you are very low on the sophistication pole $$$*

Better to be the fool than to judge others as one $$$

Funny how a bunch of office buildings are shaped like prisons $$

Size only matters to the non creatives $$

Do enough cold showers and soon you’ll wake up just by thinking about it $$$

Easy does it only after learning the hard way $$$*

You can’t run fast enough to get away from your problems
But you can dance and dodge $$

When it’s painfully simple yet overwhelmingly complicated— that’s good art $$

The best gift you can give is the opportunity for someone to wake the fuck up $$*

Sure there are lots of bears in the woods but they usually leave you alone unless you smell fishy $$*

If you are truly intelligent then you are going to be surrounded by idiots $$$

Hit the bag and the bong daily $$

Lyrics that hit different with the munchies:
Sugar pie honey bun $$$

Some people are too smart for their own good, which is why they’re so bad 😎 $$

Some lines are obviously written before a hit
Some, afterwards
& Some others, during $$

If you’re going to be a good writer, you need to be a fast editor $$$

Thinking about not thinking is the most inefficient thing to not think about $$

Writing your own thoughts is evidence that you were at least thinking about it $$$

Don’t get high on your own supply- lamest rule ever $$$

The “fuck” in the “fuck it” expression hits different than any other “fuck” $$$

Smoke & write, smoke & fight, smoke & get another thing right $$*

If you’re really smart but you don’t believe you’re really smart then you’re not as smart as you believe $$

Resentment is poison but fuck it tastes good $$

Rename the “publish” Button to the “fuck it” button $$

The only way to build is backwards. The only way to move is forward. Square that circle $$


Ain’t nothing like some Creed first thing in the morning you know what I mean, brother $$

If you wanna be free from the tyranny of fuckheads, you gotta beat them at their own game $$

The older I get the more I appreciate good PG movies. Takes a lot of skill to entertain a childlike adult $$

You’ll feel it if you’re working the right muscles. They’ll feel it if you’re working the right movements $$$

Can’t tone down without turning up beforehand $$

There are levels to everything, including virginity $$

Plausible deniability is worth more than it seems $$

When in doubt, blame drugs $$

Everything is earned. Especially the shit sandwiches $$$



Probably shouldn’t be around me if you don’t like smoke $$$

HELL, I LAUGHED