Always bet on yourself no matter what
…
Even if you fail, you’ll still be the person who bets on themselves 



Any problem worth having is considered a privilege



Better to be consistently good than occasionally great



Being at the right place at the right time often feels pretty boring actually



Most people with any true purpose did not come out the box yapping all happy about it
…
Don’t trust those types
…
The people with a true purpose usually went down the dark side for a long period of time trying to find a way out of their mission only to realize the truth



Better to wake up optimistic and go to sleep disappointed than it is to wake up disappointed to begin with



One side says you shouldn’t work so hard,
The other side says you need to work more,
…
You know you’re balanced when they both are mad at you  



You can be tired and terrified and terrific at the same time
…
It just kinda sucks 



Competing for tomorrow is not nearly as effective as competing against yesterday



Always work twice as hard for twice the treats whenever you can



Better to be consistently good than occasionally great



Lazy losers will just simply cite the fact that something takes a while as evidence that it does not work



Never worry about somebody who can be replaced by a Chatbot



Better to play the game and lose than it is to be a permanent armchair quarterback 



If a place says they prefer to promote from within, just know that you are about to play politics for a long time 



You don’t have to be the best, just one percent faster, better or stronger than your competition




FOR THE WORKING (WO)MAN

It is always more likely that today will be a new personal best in a good way than a bad way



A proper purpose is a proper challenge 
And
A proper challenge is a proper purpose



Being broke is still easier than being a sellout



The only true failure is never trying
…
Otherwise, it’s just practice



Miracles come true all the time if you work your ass off for em



You’ll know you’re fulfilling your purpose when suffering is fun



“Better to do what you need to do than to not do it but with a good reason”



Some people were designed to go with the flow, while others were designed to use the friction of swimming upstream to get fucking jacked



Even if this isn’t one big simulation for character development, it’s still better to hang out with those who think it is



The biggest deals happen in the smallest & most insignificant of places 



Better to be a bad artist than a terrified angry one



There are more ways to do it right than there are wrong 



It’s not worth living for if it’s not worth dying for 



Living paycheck to paycheck is just creative backpacking

MOTIVATIONAL (KINDA)

Complaining and negativity are more dangerous than actual poison ☠️



The one sneaky benefit of having an anxiety disorder is that it turns every new thing into zone five plyometrics



The realization that love is the most powerful, most persistent force in the universe is amazing
…
But you can’t realize that until you throw everything you have at love and watch it persevere 



Christians who were atheists first are better Christians than those who have always been Christians



Self-inflicted trauma is more common than trauma from an actual dickhead



Following rules just because you’re afraid of breaking them isn’t true integrity,
It’s just a different form of “bitchass”



You can learn the most about somebody from their face and from their ass



If you are too addicted to your own routine, then you are as good as resentful



It is worse to be neurotic and celibate than it is to be promiscuous and reasonable



For most hot people, being attractive is the worst thing that ever happened to their philosophical well-being



A podcast that you retain is better than a college lecture that you don’t



Dudes think that by getting big, they will attract women, 
but they just attract other insecure dudes



Biohacking doesn’t work unless you’re ready to be uncomfortable in one area to improve another



Demons have a hard time fucking with an optimistic pothead



Kind of crazy how the best fathers usually didn’t have one



Better to hang with dumbbells than dumbassess



Any good art probably has some concerned parents behind it



The greatest evil is simply flipping the paradigm into believing that pain is a bad thing



Everyone dies in cold lonely circumstances.
Unless you’re part of the few that die during dramatic & honorable adventures



Only small dogs think they’re big dogs 🐕 



Poison usually tastes better than medicine 



Not so hard to believe that most people are childish souls reincarnated when you watch grown adults act like children






imagine that

“I don’t really care if heaven is better than here because I will make all the angels jealous with how much fun I have wherever I am “



Every complaint is a joke that could’ve been made



The only actual godlike person is the one whom the sick & vulnerable feel most comfortable with



Heaven must be here on earth and must be simply a state of mind because there is nothing better than being an absolute badass in the middle of the shit



You’re not a true philosopher if you do not have a mug shot



When encountering a poisonous insect, remember that it is better to get stung like a boss than to react like a scared lil bitch



“I don’t know much in this world, but I do know not to listen to anybody who doesn’t leave the house”



Confidence in a bar means nothing
…
Confidence in the gym means everything



There is no better feeling than beating somebody at their own game



There are some things in this life that you need to be willing to say at the end of a musket
(Or drone)



The ancients knew that the wisest thing you could do is just write the shit on the wall and then get back to your stones



Can’t tone down without turning up beforehand



Rather have fucked everything up on my own accord than have the blame put on anything else and be a victim



“I just want my kids to be able to say that their dad had a six pack when everybody else was fat”



Weak men can never understand “gods will” because they don’t know what strength feels like



You can’t call yourself a true philosopher if you’ve never poisoned yourself in the name of progress



Better do be cool in the long line than to be anxious in the short line

"hell yea, brother"