For the working (wo)man 3
Always work twice as hard for twice the treats whenever you can
Never worry about somebody who can be replaced by a Chatbot
better to play the game and lose than it is to be a permanent armchair quarterback
You can do anything if you can withstand the shit
The shit is just cackling from nervous Nancy’s(ies)
You have to believe you are the best
Even if nobody else does
Remember how everyone always turns to the brilliant but weird kid to solve the impossible problem
We are all selling something
Most people’s sales process is just trash
Somebody’s gotta make the decision
And nothing scares some more than decision making
They will think you’re crazy until they think you’re right
If they would see it differently from your perspective
then it is your responsibility to respect the fact that they they cannot help but be wrong temporarily,
so is your duty to be graceful when correcting others
In Some situations, you are going to be wrong no matter what
And they will never be “fair”
And that’s just how life is
It really is amazing how attractive you can be if you work hard and are honest *
Some tests can only be endured based on who you are
Not what you have or what’s going on around you *
The dude who suspects lost powers will work harder and do better than the dude who doesn’t care *
You must remember that underneath all the excess blobs of fat is an imprisoned, spiritual diamond
If a place says they prefer to promote from within, just know that you are about to play politics for a long time *
You don’t have to be the best, just one percent faster, better or stronger than your competition
FOR THE WORKING (WO)MAN
Kidding, not kidding 4
What do you get when you got one self-righteous parent and one self-centered parent?
An extremely toxic relationship
If you’re struggling under the weight of your own genius than you should really call me for a training session
The kool aid man is an accurate metaphor for carb cravings
Tattoos signify those who were willing to deal with pain to look cool
Size only matters to the non creatives
judge heavily based on the quality of barbed wire on the church’s fence*
Anyone who’s ever been right about something serious was crazy first
Coffee and cookies make a great “pick me up”,
but you have to earn it or else eventually the diabetes will take your fingers and toes*
Your 20s are for learning how to compartmentalize shit so you can have a lot of stuff to unpack when you hit your 30s*
A blue belt amateur might as well be a demigod to a white belt activist*
Sales will teach you how to talk to anyone
Even the wall
There are levels to fame
If you are so famous that you can make somebody else famous by fucking them or killing them then you are pretty high on the list*
If you don’t believe in black magic, then you must not have gotten a bad deal yet*
When you go back to square one for real - for real then you’ll realize why they call it that
Phil Collins always eases the pain and helps lift resentment
If you actually give someone your undivided attention then someone else should be able to do something ridiculous in the background without you even noticing*
Relationships have been the downfall to many great men
Mini mini mini great men*
KIDDING, NOT KIDDING
“Better to do what you need to do then to not do it but with a good reason”
some people were designed to go with the flow while others were designed to use the friction of swimming up stream to get fucking jacked
Even if this isn’t one big simulation for character development, it’s still better to hang out with those who think it is
Miracles come true all the time if you work your ass off for em lol
The biggest deals happen in the smallest most insignificant of places
Pretty cool when someone shows up and changes your life
But doing it yourself is way, way, cooler
Anyone who does the right thing because it’s the right thing to do is Devine
Anything worth doing is worth showing up early for *
If you want long hair, you gotta go thru the awkward stage
Evils best trick is keeping you from realizing what you actually want to do
Then its second best trick is making you afraid of it
Spiritual challenges are the hardest because they lack the common acceptance and publicity of more physical and mental challenges
True spiritual strength is sitting in the car, wanting to die,
but still finding a way to get out of it and going inside anyway*
Eventually the long way becomes the short cut
Better to be a bad artist than a terrified angry one*
Eventually the words you write will do the work for you
There are more ways to do it right than there are wrong
We all have demons to face
What they don’t want you to know is that if you defeat your demons, they begin to work for you
It’s not worth living for if it’s not worth dying for *