Friendly reminder that most dudes are ticking time bombs with all that repressed bullshit đŁ
Crazy how many people are killing themselves to get a better cell at work
Whoops, I mean office
You can do anything if you can withstand the shit
The shit is just cackling from nervous Nancyâs(ies)
You have to believe you are the best
Even if nobody else does
If your pitch is that âit saves you moneyâ
Then you donât have a pitch
Remember how everyone always turns to the brilliant but weird kid to solve the impossible problem
We are all selling something
Most peopleâs sales process is just trash
Somebodyâs gotta make the decision
And nothing scares some more than decision making
They will think youâre crazy until they think youâre right
If they would see it differently from your perspective
then it is your responsibility to respect the fact that they they cannot help but be wrong temporarily,
so is your duty to be graceful when correcting others
Some situations, you were going to be wrong no matter what
And they will never be âfairâ
And thatâs just how life is
It really is amazing how attractive you can be if you work hard and are honest *
Some tests can only be endured based on who you are
Not what you have or whatâs going on around you *
The dude who suspects lost powers will work harder and do better than the dude who doesnât care *
You must remember that underneath all the excess blobs of fat is an imprisoned, spiritual diamond
If a place says they prefer to promote from within, just know that you are about to play politics for a long time *
You donât have to be the best, just one percent faster, better or stronger than your competition
FOR THE WORKING (WO)MAN
If youâre struggling under the weight of your own genius than you should really call me for a training session
The kool aid man is an accurate metaphor for carb cravings
Tattoos signify those who were willing to deal with pain to look cool
The hardest part about being the smartest man in the universe,
is being the only one who knows it
Size only matters to the non creatives
judge heavily based on the quality of barbed wire on the churchâs fence*
Anyone whoâs ever been right about something serious was crazy first
Coffee and cookies make a great âpick me upâ,
but you have to earn it or else eventually the diabetes will take your fingers and toes*
Your 20s are for learning how to compartmentalize shit so you can have a lot of stuff to unpack when you hit your 30s*
A blue belt amateur might as well be a demigod to a white belt activist*
Sales will teach you how to talk to anyone
Even the wall
There are levels to fame
If you are so famous that you can make somebody else famous by fucking them or killing them then you are pretty high on the list*
If you donât believe in black magic, then you must not have gotten a bad deal yet*
When you go back to square one for real - for real then youâll realize why they call it that
Phil Collins always eases the pain and helps lift resentment
If you actually give someone your undivided attention then someone else should be able to do something ridiculous in the background without you even noticing*
Relationships have been the downfall to many great men
Mini mini mini great men*
KIDDING, NOT KIDDING
Imagine youâre thinking youâre God just because youâve got some skilled fingers and you can cut people open really good
(To be fair though
If youâre getting surgery, then youâre gonna want the surgeon who believes he is God
In A positive way that is
In a way that he would take it personal if you died on his operating table
Not a dude (or lady)
Who thinks their the guardian between life and death)
The greatest evil is simply flipping the paradigm into believing that pain is a bad thing
Everyone dies in cold lonely circumstances just about
Unless youâre part of the few that die during dramatic & honorable adventures
Almost all Alliteration is just low hanging synchronicity
Honor will have you dying over good shit and ego will have you dying over a dumb shit
remember that
maybe the parents that vaccinated their kids to death can hang out with the parents who cut off their kids dicks
Or had one installed one on their kidâŚ
Did you know muscle is a defense against sugar?
If you have high enough muscle mass, it essentially just soaks up all the sugar that you eat
Then makes any work and activity extra easy
It breaks my heart that one of the nicest guys I met in the past four years, turned out to be an actual pedophile
Who is now currently incarcerated for being an absolute disgusting piece of shit
It is now my responsibility to go back and alchemize the trails that we went on.
This was the first person to introduce me to 100 mile races
So when I start running them all the time
Just know that it all started born in evil.
Itâs sad because I just had this sneaky suspicion but I couldnât place it the entire time
It was a different kind of Threat
I couldnât quite recognize it because I havenât spent much time around actual pedophiles before
Imagine
youâre getting up & getting in your car to go to work at 7:35 AM and you see somebody wearing a hoodie flannel combo with a skittles snuggie cape walking down the street shivering as all get out
Only small dogs think theyâre big dogs đ
My experience has shown me that any place marketing themselves as a wellness center, is usually the opposite
Poison usually tastes better than medicine
Not so hard to believe that most people are childish souls just reincarnated when you watch grown adults act like children
Itâs ironic that those who would have the highest social credit score, Want to do everything to avoid having that system in place
You can achieve all things with 3 types of sticks-
Super short (pen)
Long but light (mob stick)
Long but heavy (bb)
Nothing is more triggering than the truth
The science is in-
Push-ups actually do help you get better at doing math
Take that nerds
Hell is watching inmates yell at you to open their cell when the doors are unlocked already
The one thing famous people want more than anything else in the world is anonymity
The one thing anonymous people want more than anything is to be famous
A trustworthy atheist is always better than a greedy Christian*
The ancients resorted to stones and symbolism cause they got tired of technology and overexplaining shit
Somewhere somebody has a complete list of all the people who have been on a casting couch or only fans
Also, they know what youâve seen online*
Imagine celebrating your own renewed existence every year while somehow devoting credit to a demigod construct
had a visual of some poor mountain biker and a mountain lion
and bad timing..
IMAGINE THAT..
The biggest deals happen in the smallest most insignificant of places
Pretty cool when someone shows up and changes your life
But doing it yourself is way, way, cooler
Anyone who does the right thing because itâs the right thing to do is Devine
Anything worth doing is worth showing up early for *
If you want long hair, you gotta go thru the awkward stage
Evils best trick is keeping you from realizing what you actually want to do
Then its second best trick is making you afraid of it
Spiritual challenges are the hardest because they lack the common acceptance and publicity of more physical and mental challenges
True spiritual strength is sitting in the car, wanting to die,
but still finding a way to get out of it and going inside anyway*
Eventually the long way becomes the short cut
Better to be a bad artist than a terrified angry one*
Eventually the words you write will do the work for you
There are more ways to do it right than there are wrong
We all have demons to face
What they donât want you to know is that if you defeat your demons, they begin to work for you
Itâs not worth living for if itâs not worth dying for *