A good spotter does not lift the weight for you but provides just enough security to help you push harder and lift it yourself
Same with spiritual guardians
Perhaps it’s the psychic shit talk that you can pick up on from the fast food workers whenever you have to wait on food that makes something so simple - so painful
Institutions are kind of like artificial spiritual beings
Or the material version of a spiritual entity
Most people were dicks back in the day because they didn’t have any cool shows and movies to watch
But seriously, a lot of people just did not have info or proper examples on how to act differently most of the time
I’m not afraid to admit that I’d rather buy mental meds than pay water bill
I guess a little dopamine and serotonin is more important than water
And I’m blessed to live in a country that doesn’t shut my water off when I’m late on my bill
Shit starts making sense when you view your current lifespan, the equivalent of one day for your spirit
And that a year for your spirit is a cycle of 360 lifetimes
So if a lifetime is roughly 72 years then 360 lifetimes would equal 25,920 years which is exactly the length of an entire great platonic year (how long it takes the sun to do a complete lap around the galaxy)🌌 *
I guess technically you could be a genius with super boring stuff like organizing mail or tracking spreadsheets, but I don’t think that’s gonna help you get laid
I feel like whoever first came up with the word chaperone just trying a little too hard
I love referring to my lifting career as if it was anything other than working out when I wasn’t at work
East = 3
Idk why , So
North = 1
South = 2
West = 4
I have a theory that it is better to bundle up for warmth than to force heat the room
When you have the leverage,
the only thing that matters is your ability to say no long enough to get what you want
As long as you show up and don’t fuck up, there’s at least a 50% chance your competition will make some kind of mistake
And if they do, you’re almost guaranteed a win with minimum effort
*shuffles cards 🃏
I wasn’t a believer in psychic warfare until I just wanted to write a little bit and it was so fucking hard for no reason
Which exposes me to the concept of resistance, but of the spiritual kind
I’m willing to bet the earth is actually more like a honeycomb
And the most intelligent beings are probably in the ocean
In super cool aquarium dorms
The hardest part about being a creative is that if you are too low on the emotional totem pole, you have little chance of overcoming the emotional resistance required to impress the muse
I simultaneously think
“I’m the best” while knowing there is no possible way I actually could be
the next big flood,
is just going to be a revelation of everybody’s deepest secrets that they’ve been hiding online
Reincarnation the only explanation for being this young and feeling this old
Some thoughts are like a ricochet
I mean, it really is more like you hear them, instead of something intentionally conjured them
It’s like a reply
An internal commentary from somewhere or something
And usually it is far more accurate and more wise than the original thought
What if the secret spirit counsel actually elects the most qualified and the most wise to lead the secret spirit army
And just uses puppets cuz it’s more fun
And just uses silence cuz it’s more of a flex
Good news- think I’ve simplified what I want to do
Bad news- I wanna be a writer ✍️*
It’s almost that magical time of the day
4:20 AM
Why do some women look like fish?
I think it’s when the chin extends further than the nose ?
A good PB&J always betters the day 🥪
The only bad part about the rain is all the bugs and small critters that violate our peace agreement and start going into the visible areas and force me to make a moral decision *
Man, that first delivery of the day as the morning sun comes up- hits hard.
Of the most spiritual way
“What did you do last night?”
“Not much
just drove around delivering pizzas, listening to oldies”
Alright Friday night
Time to get it on
*activates dash
“This is the end” is one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen
It was the only movie I saw two times in three days with my best bud
I don’t think I’ll ever stop getting anxious when the food is late being prepared
No matter how little it actually effects me
If you want to be sexy you gotta do the least sexy work
*eats tuna & crackers
Hours of the day: 3
Sheets of crackers eaten: 3
Happiness PRs: 1
almost always you will find some suspicious herbal beverages on my kitchen counter
I’d rather cruise at the back of the line then speed at the front of it *
INTERESTING PERSPECTIVES PT 1
If you’ve actually been to the bottom, then you don’t care about going to the top cause just making it back to the middle is plenty
Earth is one big pleasure Palace or painful prison,
depending on your perspective
One of the good things about digging such a deep hole is that you become pretty good at climbing by the time youre out*
If you’re going to hurl yourself down a flight of stairs it’s best to try to do a trick before you eat shit*
If you’ve spent more time in the church basement than in the auditorium, then you’ll understand a lot of the shit I write*
I know I ain’t a Jesus
I’m just saying to put my name down if there’s a sign up sheet for training
One version of Heaven is just guilt free Molly
Meaning Molly with no come down and no crash and also that’s widely and freely available *
Ultimate separation can be the greatest vantage point of the Devine
Meaning the most beautiful bird on earth cannot see itself
But the ass hat with the camera phone can appreciate the hell out of it
You know when you get near the end of your stash
and there’s not enough left for two servings, but there’s enough for one super awesome one
That’s me right now at 3:13 AM on a Monday living my best life
I think writers are allowed to smoke without getting cancer
Because the role is so fucked that the gods decided to have a little mercy
Also, because if anyone can deal with the stress of writing,
they can handle their nicotine
My transition into being an artist has been in reverse
Cause I never even thought about it until 13 years into the game and I had to deprogram all the bullshit corporate sales stuff out of me *
I know I’ve said it before but
I love when previously obscure actors get big roles
Groceries?
cat treats
Cat food
Cookies
Water
Crackers
Tuna
Bread
PButter
Jam
Blueberries
Body wash
Toothbrush
Floss
The fact that I hyper focus on anything historical is further evidence that my spirit is old as fuck and trying to recapture what it used to know
Door dashing during Christmas time is actually pretty fucking cool
I say it’s better to buy the shoes now when you’re young and dumb so you can learn how they don’t make up who you are sooner rather than later *
Strangling strangers in a strip mall is something like no other
Most assholes have never done Molly and don’t know what it feels like to not be a dick*
It’s funny how we can romanticize anything
Even becoming addicted to snorting through a straw
being a bitch about secondhand smoke is more dangerous than secondhand smoke, and I assert my childhood as evidence
I feel like everything is just a cycle of rediscovering infinity
Then hitting redo to see if you can beat the last high score
Honestly, me and Alex are probably so jaded with the spirits at this point so it’s probably some kind of outside joke.
You know, outside the body of the space time continuum…
I cringe every time I see a plant based burger
I love deliveries in my own neighborhood because it feels like an easy way to serve my community and capitalize at the same time
As a philosopher, my favorite shift is always “the next one”
As a philosopher, my goal is always “a little more than last“
Wasn’t until I got older that I realized most people have never actually been tackled before
Or had really any physical altercation *
To think aliens would be interested in our planetary biology is adorable
They are obviously gonna be far more interested in the way we treat each other & the way we handle our emotions
My behavior honestly could be best described as an arrogant ass pilot with amnesia
I’m just grateful that I’m actually in a position where I don’t have to do anything right now
But I am all too aware of what it feels like to be forced to have to get off the couch when all you wanna do is die
Imagine being hold up in a cave only to be discovered and immediately paraded out in front of the entire world
Happy 5:46 AM
I’m rummaging through the kitchen, looking for sweets like a suburban blackbear
Extreme butter is better than the movie theater butter
I said it
“ God, please help me digest all that bullshit. I just ate.”
-my most common prayer
I guarantee that if you did nothing for 24 hours except sit patient and quietly and respectfully waited for signs of spirits and or high strangeness, you would experience something that you simply cannot explain
But almost nobody has actually sat in a quiet spiritual stakeout with the proper intentions before **
If you read the book of Revelation carefully, it sounds like people trying to warn some people that what you see is a trap and that if you see things through- things are gonna be really good, but if you don’t, it’s gonna be really bad *
Eventually, every soul must endure every type of challenge in order to “level up”
The entire point of all the political drama is to manipulate and expose those dumb enough to fall for it
And on behalf of the more wise, silent, and balanced,
we are grateful for the diversion **
I do believe addiction is the hardest spiritual challenge.
It is the most sinister consciousness virus.
It can manifest in many forms but Always chooses the most cunning form possible.
It is the one demon that can truly highjack your own agency and primarily target those closest to you.
It forces development of higher spiritual faculties to defeat.
The reward is a level of Godlike psychological freedom,
the penalty is the destruction of everything that you and those around you love *
So I’m pretty sure that all the ancients did all their stonework with their minds
Because the only reason why you would use the heaviest and hardest stones is to make a point that it ain’t shit to a God
But in order to get that ability, I think it was essentially unlocked in the equivalent of a scientific/spiritual unfoldment process
There really is no other explanation in light of divinity*
If you need help figuring out what to watch then just go to the list of things that are about to be taken away
The urgency aids the decision-making process honestly *
If the walls were recording me, then it would just be a lot of monotone notes
That look exactly like what you are reading
But that would save me a lot of time cleaning up after this voice to text bullshit
The more sophisticated someone thinks they are- the more likely they are to be fascinated with something small, dumb, & common, but disguised as rare
True pain is when the kitty is all comfortable on top of the blanket between your blanket but you have to get up to get your pre-workout because it’s 11:35 AM and you haven’t seen the light of day yet and when you go to move the kitty jumps and runs away despite your best efforts not waking him
INTERESTING PERSPECTIVES PT 2
Shit gets extra fucked when you remember that your daughter could be your future mother*
Spiritual communication is just like that middle school clipart cut out shit from all the different magazines pieced together
Simply put
Most dudes want to blame government and call them pedophiles while they are secretly the pedophiles.
Remember the government has access to everyone’s search history
Remember, they always need some mindless dudes to guard the door
The last time I was in Washington DC
I bought some of the most potent psilocybin mushrooms
100% legally from a brick and mortar store
Anyone else think it’s kind of weird that the day starts at 12 and not at 1?
But the year starts at one and not at 12?
If I wrote you a check for the same amount as your Social Security number
how much money do I owe you?
Just curious
If my teachers growing up were allowed to roll that old sh*tbox TV into the room and call it “class”
Then I deserve credit for all the film I’ve studied*
Symbolism is like lying but the karmically approved ethical way
Funny how a bunch of office buildings are shaped like prisons*
If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s shit only seems fucked if viewed from the wrong angle*
You can keep anyone’s interest for a while if you keep changing the subject / object
If there were ever a pathway to divinity,
it would be through a long treacherous road of emotional trolling
If the moon landing isn’t fake, they wanted to make it look like it is*
Kind of funny that the CIA hemisphere sync technique is just meditating with a blindfold, headphones, and mushrooms 🍄*
If England and northern Europe were so great then why was everybody exploring so much trying to get the fuck out of there?
It seems to me that if science discovered reincarnation, they would likely arrange all of time to complement this discovery, whether people realize it or not *
I think a pretty good reincarnation ritual would be to bury some kind of gift or tool for the future
Then open it on a specific date and time and be all excited about the work you past self did *
If you needed sunlight to stay alive, then half the people I know would’ve died a long time ago because they never go outside *
If you had to eat a diverse amount of proteins to be healthy, then everybody would’ve died a long time ago because not that many people have access to diverse proteins let alone actually eat them *
Pretty sure mushrooms help you download old memories from old lifetimes
Prison guards must hate psychedelics
Same with politicians
Oh wait…
If the church can be a big proactive force for max good simply based on the nature of a group’s belief system,
Then there can easily be an evil government cobal secretly determined to do max harm
2 years to your spirit is one day to your body*
Some gifts are so great they require extended periods of training before you get them
Friendly reminder that the most heinous crimes are usually committed by family members
Such as kidnapping, rapes, and murders
So important to keep that in mind during this family reunion*
Pretty sure Jesus would be an agent of averageness*
I’m quite certain there’s a method to increase testosterone and other functional hormones “naturally and psychically”
Instead of getting a shot in the butt every four days… *
kind of funny most people don’t realize that they celebrate their own reincarnation every year
In the form of putting presents under a pine tree 🌲
HOLD UP A SECOND...
By definition
Once you become institutionalized, you lose your outside reference points and ranges
So pain doesn’t seem so painful
You normalize what would normally be wrong for so long that it’s no longer wrong
Unfortunately, most leadership is simply delegating blame more than responsibility.
Which is technically management and not leadership
Everyone has a dark side
Nothing darker than pretending otherwise tho
Stone, cold sober
Ordering chicken and waffles to your doorstep
While binge watching Netflix
Might as well be a drug
Cause it’s addicting as fuck
What they don’t want you to know is that everybody has to go through body dysmorphia if you actually start changing your body radically enough
Even when you do it right, you’re probably not gonna be able to appreciate your physique until many years into the game
You know, after you’ve had it ripped away along with everything you’ve ever loved
But at least when you’re reduced to nothing, you’ll know that you still are jacked
It seems to me that if science discovered reincarnation, they would likely arrange all of time to complement this discovery, whether people realize it or not
Maybe you would come up with strange rituals, and customs to keep the culture moving in the right direction;
I think a pretty good ritual would be to bury some kind of gift or tool for the future Then open it on a specific date and time and be all excited about the work you past self did
Maybe gather with the fam around a tree or something
Active recovery mobility is like the opposite of ju jitzu
But they both require the same amount of force to properly finish
Which is not very much force, but in a very technically concentrated area
Meaning, if flexing your bicep can knock a motherfucker out
Then it can also help you recover from arm day
If you know the right techniques
Sometimes there is a brief sad wake after the happiness wave of realization
That is just part of the ride, babe
When admitted to the school of the Mystery’s,
Every initiate is given a notebook, a pistol, and an itch that can’t be scratched
no matter how bad times get,
there are always people putting their cash & change in the basket*
those who actually do have psychic powers are not going to be accidentally exploding cars and shit
They’re going to be abusing drugs*
If you have to be “reasoned” with in order to take action,
That’s actually a good thing but pretty annoying at first, especially in the more obvious situations
Sometimes you can use one character defect to defeat another*
a snakes tail tastes Fishy
A cape offers emotional protection, as well as thermal protection*
WHAT THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW
The only person braver than the crazy news anchor in the middle of a storm,
Is the guy with the camera.
The movie probably sucks if there’s not a hopeless “all is lost” moment
Jesus wouldn’t know how to make amends if he never made a mistake to begin with
Jesus wouldn’t know how to handle a resentment if he never had one to begin with
Kind of funny how the most “torturous” thing is usually considered healthy or good for you
There’s a reason why nature’s cleanup crew usually consists of the biggest baddest most terrifying beasts of all time
A foundation is the first thing you want to build and the last thing you want to repair
A Bad vibe is more contagious than a bad virus (but only to the emo-compromised)
On a scale of 1-10, how comfortable are you with broadcasting your search history?
Laying bricks 🧱 is better than shooting them 🏀
If magic isn’t real
Then that just means there are levels of obtainable wisdom high enough to seem as magic
Right now,
There are thousands of bros deadlifting on a smith machine… *
The ancients knew - A man is only as good as his stones*
If everything is “owned” then it is either caught, bought, or fought for
If I asked you
“How many seconds have there ever been”
That would take you longer to answer than the answer*
Coaching is a philosophers training session*
Late afternoon Saturday hypertrophy sessions hit the feels just as hard as anything else
A lot easier to control your appetite physically if you can manage it emotionally
Dudes be balls deep in a murder investigation and still be trying get balls deep in a rando broad *
Special and strong people are the results of special and shitty circumstances
It’s the unsuspecting days that change your life the most
Takes a lot of work to recover from FuckBoy-itis
Man discovers cool plant 🌱 “- a story as old as time
A functional intuition is better than a complex understanding
Medical mistakes were the 3rd leading cause of death in 2016
Women are far tougher than men in just about every metric
You think “2nd Jesus” knows he’s “Jesus”?
When do you think 2nd Jesus gets “the talk”? How old?
Seeing how it went the first time,
How would you train the 2nd Jesus?
Majority of the therapy from therapy is just talking it out yourself while someone pretends to listen
cough Notepad cough *
Anything that promotes sitting on the fucking couch is probably not the best
A Paper cut hurts extra to send a message *
The odds of you swiping right in your soul mate are less than .000001% *
We are all just models and actors for nature to watch
If people knew with certainty that they would see again what they do today , they would be a lot nicer *
Details are not as important as direction
Caught somewhere between being the best or the biggest asshole
The true master of anything is simply the one who has survived the most mistakes *
Behind every great critic is an even better artist that never was
Judgement only matters if it’s coming from above *
The deadlift is the most spiritual exercise
The hip thrust is the most egoic *
A day can be the best and you not appreciate it until after the fact
Forcing someone to watch something under false pretenses is evil
Like those dudes who say “you gotta see this” and pulls out the phone *
Hell isn’t the most painful
Just the most meaningless (& boring) *
Ironically, you can build a lot of muscle when running away from your problems *
If you remember, what’s wrong then you immediately remember what is right as well
It’s obv the moon likes to talk shit 🌚
True power requires true humility.
Otherwise, it’s just a performance 🎭
I’m not very threatening to anyone but I’m a very serious threat towards popcorn and cookies
It’s not fair to call plants drugs because they were plants first *
If the most important positions in leadership operate on a need to know basis-
Tf you think that makes spiritual matters?
Those who profit on the pain of others are building hell*
AI is actually going to save art
Here’s why
If AI gets to the point where it can create a perfect version of anything then perfection will stop being desirable
And instead, the qualities that are uniquely human, such as flaws and defects and stories are going to be the most desired and most sought after
And because those will be impossible to fake , we will coexist in a much more accepting world
Because the self-centered seekers that only want perfection can simply go talk to their own machine and leave the real artists alone**
The theoretical lol is different than the literal lol
And a much easier target to hit
The real Spiritual Olympics is just illuminating the many ways people are monsters to each other*
Trusting the process gets easier
Like a roller coaster gets less nauseous 🤢 *
The best news you could ever receive:
today will be the worst day of the rest of your life *
spirits are just units of awareness
They feel the same watching us as we do watching Netflix
They just got a much better seat
Modern day dueling is just who can pull out their phone and record faster*
Sales taught me an easy yes is always worse than a difficult one*
Old clothes can feel more fresh than new clothes*
If you are not wearing a mask then you are already in the top 1%
Intellectually speaking that is*
Athletics is the art with the most immediate and severe consequences *
Things that actually help you in the long run almost always hurt like hell in the short run*
Humility is esoteric
So its merits are measured in reverse*
Prisoners are usually more muscle than movement lol*
Any adult who is afraid of a child is clearly not an actual adult
but an emotional man-child of the most spoiled variety*
Remember how one day can (& will) change the course of your entire life
Cuz spirit guardians don’t forget
Timing is the most sophisticated variable
And the most magical
Lets use simple and generous numbers
50% don’t train and don’t want to
25% train 1x weekly
10% train 3x weekly consistently
1% have trained 3+ years consistently
.01% have trained 6+ yrs consistently
So take a moment and remember the relative difficulty of your efforts *
Nothing enters this reality without a primary goal and an opportunity for bonus points *
Athletes are usually not great teachers lol
The more you believe in it, the more energy you receive from doing it*
The bigger the ego,
the greater the strength
but the lower the endurance
Life is a series of calculated sin
Kinda funny how people would rather dig up everyone else’s past except their own
Seriousness and silliness are the same coin*
Any container with uncomfortable inhabitants can be considered a prison
No matter the landscaping*
A vape is The adult equivalent of a pacifier*
Spiritual “Communication practice” would look a lot like our current reality*
Solitude from sticking to your principles is fun and peaceful
Solitude from selling out is hell*
Exponential growth means that you grow more the next day than the previous 2 combined
*loads bowl
Just about every problem ever was born out of inability to properly interpret emotions
Either yours or theirs *
Can’t be consistent with what you don’t enjoy for very long
Black is not the absence of color
It’s a compilation *
A good nemesis is better for your well being than a good friend
Do it while it’s hard and you’ll be a legend when it’s easy
Never ever ever
Never never never never ever never ever
Quit
Never
Remember Masterplans are developed in reverse
99% is still incomplete
If there’s a difference then there is a reason for the difference
REALLY MAKES YOU THINK
Seems like life is just a series of moments of confrontation of what you want versus what you know you need
The 4 phases of life
- teaching
- Training
- Testing
- Throwing it away
Biohacking doesn’t work unless you’re ready to be uncomfortable in one area to improve another
If the body doesn’t have a foreign threat to work against, it’ll create one for itself (autoimmune anything)
Thinking about not thinking is the most inefficient thing to not think about
I can’t really hang out with the Christians cause they get mad at me for talking shit about the Jesus and their church
But I can’t hang out with the heathens and pagans either because they’re fucking ridiculous and not in the fun way