Interesting perspectives pt 1
A good spotter does not lift the weight for you but provides just enough security to help you push harder and lift it yourself
Perhaps it’s the psychic shit talk that you can pick up on from the fast food workers whenever you have to wait on food that makes something so simple - so painful
the next big flood,
is just going to be a revelation of everybody’s deepest secrets that they’ve been hiding online
Reincarnation the only explanation for being this young and feeling this old
Good news- think I’ve simplified what I want to do
Bad news- I wanna be a writer ✍️*
Why do some women look like fish?
I think it’s when the chin extends further than the nose ?
A good PB&J always betters the day 🥪
The only bad part about the rain is all the bugs and small critters that violate our peace agreement and start going into the visible areas and force me to make a moral decision *
If you want to be sexy you gotta do the least sexy work
*eats tuna & crackers
Hours of the day: 3
Sheets of crackers eaten: 3
Happiness PRs: 1
almost always you will find some suspicious herbal beverages on my kitchen counter
Better to cruise at the back of the line then speed at the front of it *
INTERESTING PERSPECTIVES PT 1
Interesting perspectives pt 2
If you’ve actually been to the bottom, then you don’t care about going to the top cause just making it back to the middle is plenty
Earth is one big pleasure Palace,
or painful prison,
depending on your perspective
One of the good things about digging such a deep hole is that you become pretty good at climbing by the time youre out
If you’re going to hurl yourself down a flight of stairs it’s best to try to do a trick before you eat shit
If you’ve spent more time in the church basement than in the auditorium, then you’ll understand a lot of the shit I write
One version of Heaven is just guilt free Molly
Meaning Molly with no come down and no crash and also that’s widely and freely available
writers are allowed to smoke without getting cancer
Because the role is so fucked that the gods decided to have a little mercy
Also, because if anyone can deal with the stress of writing,
they can handle their nicotine
Door dashing during Christmas time is actually pretty fucking cool
better to buy the shoes now when you’re young and dumb so you can learn how they don’t make up who you are sooner rather than later
Strangling strangers in a strip mall is something like no other
“Extreme butter” is better than the movie “theater butter”
INTERESTING PERSPECTIVES PT 2
Hold up a second… med 2
Shit‘s gonna get crazy when people figure out that the Earth is actually man-made
The same with Mars and the moon..
Shit gets extra fucked when you remember that your daughter could be your future mother*
Spiritual communication is just like that middle school clipart cut out shit from all the different magazines pieced together
The last time I was in Washington DC
I bought some of the most potent psilocybin mushrooms
100% legally from a brick and mortar store
Anyone else think it’s kind of weird that the day starts at 12 and not at 1?
But the year starts at one and not at 12?
If I wrote you a check for the same amount as your Social Security number
how much money do I owe you?
Just curious
Funny how a bunch of office buildings are shaped like prisons*
You can keep anyone’s interest for a while if you keep changing the subject / object
If the moon landing isn’t fake, they wanted to make it look like it is*
Kind of funny that the CIA hemisphere sync technique is just meditating with a blindfold, headphones, and mushrooms 🍄*
If you needed sunlight to stay alive, then half the people I know would’ve died a long time ago because they never go outside *
Pretty sure mushrooms help you download old memories from old lifetimes
Prison guards must hate psychedelics
Same with politicians
Oh wait…
If the church can be a big proactive force for max good simply based on the nature of a group’s belief system,
Then there can easily be an evil government cobal secretly determined to do max harm
Friendly reminder that the most heinous crimes are usually committed by family members
Such as kidnapping, rapes, and murders
So important to keep that in mind during this family reunion*
Pretty sure Jesus would be an agent of averageness*
kind of funny most people don’t realize that they celebrate their own reincarnation every year
In the form of putting presents under a pine tree 🌲
HOLD UP A SECOND...
What they don’t want you to know 3
If they’re willing to gossip about a public figure, then you can guarantee that they’re willing to do it about a private figure too
I have learned that getting a little triggered is a good creative warm up
True success requires the ability to make amends…
Which means you have to be a dick sometimes to create the situation to make amends
keep the house super cold and just add on a lot of heavy thick layers
It might be some ancestral shit, but It’s way more cozy than just having a warm home (and cheaper)
Because you still get the contrast of the cold, but your body continues to burn a little bit more to stay warm
And by staying in burn mode You’ll be a little happier than staying in super needy comfort mode
Unfortunately, most leadership is simply delegating blame more than responsibility.
Which is technically management and not leadership
Stone, cold sober
Ordering chicken and waffles to your doorstep
While binge watching Netflix
Might as well be a drug
Cause it’s addicting as fuck
What they don’t want you to know is that everybody has to go through body dysmorphia if you actually start changing your body radically enough.
Even when you do it right, you’re probably not gonna be able to appreciate your physique until many years into the game
You know, after you’ve had it ripped away along with everything you’ve ever loved
But at least when you’re reduced to nothing, you’ll know that you still are jacked
Sometimes there is a brief sad wake after the happiness wave of realization
But That is just part of the ride, babe
no matter how bad times get,
there are always people putting their cash & change in the basket*
those who actually do have psychic powers are not going to be accidentally exploding cars and shit
They’re going to be abusing drugs
Sometimes you can use one character defect to defeat another*
a snakes tail (& tale) tastes Fishy
A cape offers emotional protection, as well as thermal protection
WHAT THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW
Really makes you think pt 1
The only person braver than the crazy news anchor in the middle of a storm,
Is the guy with the camera.
The movie probably sucks if there’s not a hopeless “all is lost” moment
Jesus wouldn’t know how to make amends if he never made a mistake to begin with
Jesus wouldn’t know how to handle a resentment if he never had one to begin with
Kind of funny how the most “torturous” thing is usually considered healthy or good for you
There’s a reason why nature’s cleanup crew usually consists of the biggest baddest most terrifying beasts of all time
A foundation is the first thing you want to build and the last thing you want to repair
A Bad vibe is more contagious than a bad virus (but only to the emo-compromised)
On a scale of 1-10, how comfortable are you with broadcasting your search history?
Laying bricks 🧱 is better than shooting them 🏀
If magic isn’t real
Then that just means there are levels of obtainable wisdom high enough to seem as magic
Right now,
There are thousands of bros deadlifting on a smith machine… *
The ancients knew - A man is only as good as his stones*
If everything is “owned” then it is either caught, bought, or fought for
If I asked you
“How many seconds have there ever been”
That would take you longer to answer than the answer*
Coaching is a philosophers training session*
Late afternoon Saturday hypertrophy sessions hit the feels just as hard as anything else
A lot easier to control your appetite physically if you can manage it emotionally
Dudes be balls deep in a murder investigation and still be trying get balls deep in a rando broad *
Special and strong people are the results of special and shitty circumstances
It’s the unsuspecting days that change your life the most
Takes a lot of work to recover from FuckBoy-itis
Man discovers cool plant 🌱 “- a story as old as time
A functional intuition is better than a complex understanding
Women are far tougher than men in just about every metric
You think “2nd Jesus” knows he’s “Jesus”?
When do you think 2nd Jesus gets “the talk”? How old?
Seeing how it went the first time,
How would you train the 2nd Jesus?
Majority of the therapy from therapy is just talking it out yourself while someone pretends to listen
cough Notepad cough *
Anything that promotes sitting on the couch is probably not the best
A Paper cut hurts extra to send a message *
The odds of you swiping right in your soul mate are less than .000001% *
Details are not as important as direction
Caught somewhere between being the best or the biggest asshole
The true master of anything is simply the one who has survived the most mistakes
Behind every great critic is an even better artist that never was
Judgement only matters if it’s coming from above
The deadlift is the most spiritual exercise
The hip thrust is the most egoic *
A day can be the best and you not appreciate it until after the fact
Forcing someone to watch something under false pretenses is evil
Like those dudes who say “you gotta see this” and pulls out the phone
Ironically, you can build a lot of muscle when running away from your problems *
It’s obv the moon likes to talk shit 🌚
True power requires true humility.
Otherwise, it’s just a performance 🎭
I’m not very threatening to anyone but I’m a very serious threat towards popcorn and cookies
It’s not fair to call plants drugs because they were plants first *
The theoretical lol is different than the literal lol
And a much easier target to hit
The real Spiritual Olympics is just illuminating the many ways people are monsters to each other*
Trusting the process gets easier
Like a roller coaster gets less nauseous 🤢
The best news you could ever receive:
today will be the worst day of the rest of your life *
Modern day dueling is just who can pull out their phone and record faster*
Sales taught me an easy yes is always worse than a difficult one
Old clothes can feel more fresh than new clothes
If you are not wearing a mask then you are already in the top 1%
Intellectually speaking that is
“Athletics” is the art with the most immediate and severe consequences
Things that actually help you in the long run almost always hurt like hell in the short run
Prisoners are usually more muscle than movement
Lets use simple and generous numbers
50% don’t train and don’t want to
25% train 1x weekly
10% train 3x weekly consistently
1% have trained 3+ years consistently
.01% have trained 6+ yrs consistently
So take a moment and remember the relative difficulty of your efforts *
The bigger the ego,
the greater the strength
but the lower the endurance
Seriousness and silliness are the same coin*
Any container with uncomfortable inhabitants can be considered a prison
No matter the landscaping*
A vape is The adult equivalent of a pacifier*
Can’t be consistent with what you don’t enjoy for very long
Black is not the absence of color
It’s a compilation *
A good nemesis is better for your well being than a good friend
Do it while it’s hard and you’ll be a legend when it’s easy
Remember, Masterplans are developed in reverse
99% is still incomplete
REALLY MAKES YOU THINK
Can’t seem to win 2
The 4 phases of life
- teaching
- Training
- Testing
- Throwing it away
Biohacking doesn’t work unless you’re ready to be uncomfortable in one area to improve another
If the body doesn’t have a foreign threat to work against, it’ll create one for itself (autoimmune anything)
Thinking about not thinking is the most inefficient thing to not think about
I can’t really hang out with the Christians cause they get mad at me for talking shit about the Jesus and their church
But I can’t hang out with the heathens and pagans either because they’re ridiculous and not in the fun way