I made my ex promise we’d walk the trail every Sunday… guess that’s why I’m single $
If Your family still believes in you when you publish it,
I’ll know it’s either terrible or a masterpiece $$$*
Bench 315 and I promise you won’t fear much (other than losing your gains) $$
Most of us are the “can’t keep this at home” types $$$
If only idiots are disappointed in you, then consider that a badge of honor $$$
Nobody knows how many licks it takes to the center of a tootsie pop, but it probably has something to do with how hard you lick $$$
Life gonna crack you like a glow stick if you’re stiff
But then you’ll be all trippy for a bit so it’s not so bad $$$
If you want long hair, you gotta go thru the awkward stage $$$
Being aware of your own awareness is pretty good awareness
Which I am aware of $$
When in doubt , go back and forth $$
Love the smell of smoke on Saturday $$
I found my calling, ironically through my phone $
Most of y’all are still traumatized by elementary school PE and it shows $
I like how the Miami Hurricanes named themselves after their nemesis $
My white belt reminds me what it’s like to suck $
At least I’ve gotten good at climbing up these walls $
I went to summer camp AND summer school $
Anyone who’s ever been right about something serious was crazy first $$
Walk on sunshine once and you’ll never think about flying again $$$*
Let’s have a moment in silence to acknowledge all the spirits suffering in silence that are desperately trying to break through to the ass hats who don’t believe in them $$
I used to think ADHD was just imbalance, then I looked at the jokers tipping the scales… $
Only bitches are afraid of beasts $$$
Smile with a style and you’ll be around a while $$$
You must be insane sometimes to know what sane is $$
Long hair, too much care $$$
When you lose enough friends you just start talking shit to your notepad $$$*
Sometimes you gotta get out of Line used to make sure the line is in the right spot $$
Bad crazy makes fun of good crazy. Good crazy has fun with bad crazy $$
Straight up talking to the notepad is healthier than talking to these hoes $$$
I’ve found self help books are great to read
While waiting on ju jitzu class to start $$$
Wasn’t trying to prove a point but shit happens $$$
When taking drugs, use the pyramid approach. When drinking coffee - the opposite $$
One of the good things about digging such a deep hole is that you become pretty good at climbing by the time youre out $$*
What to do if you find yourself doing something you don’t want to do: Stop, Drop, Roll $$
“Teach a pothead how to use a pen and you got a problem “ $$$
If you’re going to hurl yourself down a flight of stairs it’s best to try to do a trick before you eat shit $$
If strength is defined by discernment with decision,
Then them old timey boys had it easy bro
We got hella options these days $$
You can’t smoke all your problems away, but you can take a hit before you start to work $$*
You can’t explain transparency
You can’t even show it
Literally $$
The best part of being a struggling artist is the discount you get on humble pie from literally every kind of vender on earth $$
My side of the street is under strict lock and key $
I judge heavily based on the quality of barbed wire on the church’s fence $$$
Sometimes you can use one character defect to defeat another $$
Never thought I’d be my own biggest hater but guess that comes with being my biggest lover $$
Hanging out in church basements with drug addicts then heading out to close down the bars (sober) was one hell of a time $$
If you consider all pain the same then you are very low on the sophistication pole $$$*
Better to be the fool than to judge others as one $$$
Funny how a bunch of office buildings are shaped like prisons $$
Size only matters to the non creatives $$
Do enough cold showers and soon you’ll wake up just by thinking about it $$$
Easy does it only after learning the hard way $$$*
You can’t run fast enough to get away from your problems
But you can dance and dodge $$
When it’s painfully simple yet overwhelmingly complicated— that’s good art $$
The best gift you can give is the opportunity for someone to wake the fuck up $$*
Sure there are lots of bears in the woods but they usually leave you alone unless you smell fishy $$*
If you are truly intelligent then you are going to be surrounded by idiots $$$
Hit the bag and the bong daily $$
Lyrics that hit different with the munchies:
Sugar pie honey bun $$$
Some people are too smart for their own good, which is why they’re so bad 😎 $$
Some lines are obviously written before a hit
Some, afterwards
& Some others, during $$
If you’re going to be a good writer, you need to be a fast editor $$$
Thinking about not thinking is the most inefficient thing to not think about $$
Writing your own thoughts is evidence that you were at least thinking about it $$$
Don’t get high on your own supply- lamest rule ever $$$
The “fuck” in the “fuck it” expression hits different than any other “fuck” $$$
Smoke & write, smoke & fight, smoke & get another thing right $$*
If you’re really smart but you don’t believe you’re really smart then you’re not as smart as you believe $$
Resentment is poison but fuck it tastes good $$
Rename the “publish” Button to the “fuck it” button $$
The only way to build is backwards. The only way to move is forward. Square that circle $$
Ain’t nothing like some Creed first thing in the morning you know what I mean, brother $$
If you wanna be free from the tyranny of fuckheads, you gotta beat them at their own game $$
The older I get the more I appreciate good PG movies. Takes a lot of skill to entertain a childlike adult $$
You’ll feel it if you’re working the right muscles. They’ll feel it if you’re working the right movements $$$
Can’t tone down without turning up beforehand $$
There are levels to everything, including virginity $$
Plausible deniability is worth more than it seems $$
When in doubt, blame drugs $$
Everything is earned. Especially the shit sandwiches $$$
Probably shouldn’t be around me if you don’t like smoke $$$
HELL, I LAUGHED
You have to believe you are the best
Even if nobody else does $$$*
Can’t be a divine man if you can’t handle losing like one $$$*
Biological bullshit is the first thing forgiven after it’s all said and done $$$*
You can tell who’s going on all in $$
Eventually the long way becomes the short cut $$$
The more times you are willing to fail on the road to achievement is the only ratio that matters (willingness) $$$
Some lessons must be learned the hard way $$
Sometimes you have to lose your freedom to find it $$
The best thoughts just pop up $$
With The right routine, you can turn anyone into a believer $$$
If you’re feeling lonely just know it’s for your own good
In the really, really long run $$$*
You will be assigned your mission after your training is complete. If that mission comes as a surprise to you, then your training is just about to begin $$
Some gifts are so great they require extended periods of training before you get them $$$*
Find the cure for heartbreak and you’ll be a trillionaire $$$
By definition, you have to spend a part of your life in the shit so you can spend the rest in the sky $$*
Everything makes sense from the right angle $$$
You will never get paid for a good excuse
But you will get paid for a good deed eventually $$
At a certain level, the only way a human could manage to invest that many hours can only be because of love $$$
When a man has devoted more time and energy to what he loves to do… more than anything else…. he is Devine $$$
If you’ve spent more time in the church basement than in the auditorium, then you’ll understand a lot of this shit I write $$$
If you build it right, then each can operate individually and collectively $$$
Randomness is the biggest delusion, second only to accidents $$*
Master building and you’ll never be without
Master burning and you’ll never be trapped within $$$*
To do the biggest things
You must be able to master the smallest things $$$
You must surrender all desire for credit and control
Build it in a way that is open and available to all who have the desire to learn
Trust that the means will be provided the way that does the greatest good $$$
The good stuff can only come from one place $$$*
If you don’t understand then you can either choose either trust or fear until you do $$
But one way or another- you’ll understand in the end$$
Any good journey ends where it begins $$$*
You deserve disappointment if your faith is misplaced $$$*
Your willingness to show up even when you don’t understand anything speaks more about your character than anything else $$*
1 year to your spirit is one day to your body $$*
You work until God calls you by name
You don’t stop until your God calls you by name $$$*
The speed that matters most is your ability to forgive $$*
Heaven is here and near $$
Devine timing is hard to define but easy to find $$
The first rule of magic is that you must believe in yourself $$*
There are levels of belief… experience is the final ingredient $$
Your ability to choose the right thing to do under resistance is all that matters $$*
Law is the greatest gift… understanding law is the greatest mystery $$$
The pain you have experienced in this life is payment for understanding $$*
While on Faith street, it’s best to make decisions based on what you’re willing to be wrong about. Not what you’re hoping to be right about. $$
The biggest wins don’t feel like it
Because they change everything even relating to the ability to feel itself $$
If you believe in yourself, you’ll never be fooled by fear $$$*
Good art hits different the second time. Great art hits different the third time $$*
Revelation of divine love will magnify the joy of the faithful while magnifying the pain of the selfish $$*
Anxiety is proportional to unknown. Happiness is proportional to known $$
Finding yourself requires a do or die willingness. Otherwise you’ll stay lost. And you’ll deserve too $$$*
Thinking in absolutes thru the Pythagorean method is the only way to square the circle $$$*
The stronger your faith, the fuller your laugh $$$*
They say speak from the heart and the words will follow $$$
If there is one thing, I’m willing to bet on in this life, it is my technique $*
FAITH FOCUSED
MOTIVATIONAL
It’s not worth living for if it’s not worth dying for $$$
Physical strength will always reflect mental strength $$$*
There are more ways to do it right than there are wrong $$$*
One day at time makes a diamond $$$
You’ll feel better after your chores are done $$$
Plan for the peaks and you’ll enjoy the valleys $$$
You must carry the fire
You must be the light when every single force is set against you $$$
Nothing feels as good as a job well done $$$
Everything that is beautiful is broken $$$
It’s easy to forgive yourself if you’re not the same person
It’s impossible to forgive yourself if you are $$$
Trying too hard is #1 crime $$$
A Good random act of kindness is better than a cup of coffee $$$
If you give it everything you have you’ll never have regrets $$$
Powerlifting taught me the importance of three months worth of work for three seconds worth of effort $$$
Never settle, always sacrifice $$$
Those who like a challenge will always do better than those who dont $$$
Climb enough peaks and soon you’ll enjoy the valley just as much $$
If it’s sad today, it’ll be funny tomorrow $$
We all have demons to face
What they don’t want you to know is that if you defeat your demons, they begin to work for you $$
If you show up while it’s easy, you may not even notice it when it gets harder $$$
You can’t do it for views, you can do it for the muse $$$*
Staying in shape is a lot easier than getting in shape $$$
When you begin with the end in mind, you’ll be amazed at what aligns $$$
The best ingredients to comedy are often the most painful at first $$$
Those who enjoy work, work harder than those who don’t $$$
If there are many ways forward, then you’re still in the first quarter of the game
If there is only one play left, then you are in the final seconds
And if you have the ball, then you have great odds $$*
Every movement matters $$$*
You use more of your brain when you are in motion then when you are at rest
Make that what you will $$*
You don’t need to find more beautiful things to do
You need to Find more beauty in what you do $$$*
Contrast is a good thing $$*
Always, ALWAYS
Lead by example and ONLY by example $$$*
Just Write like you’re talking to a friend $$$*
Flowers bloom everywhere
Even in the desert $$$*
Be more afraid of not trying than failing $$*
You can always find a way to make each day your new favorite day $$$*
Humility is the most effective anti-venom to suffering $$$*
If you think your purpose isn’t to serve others then you’re going to have a bad day $$*
Better to be a brave new kid than a shy old timer $$$*
We all have some kind of debt. Just diff installment plans $$*
If it’s not scary then it’s probably not worth it $$*
Serve the art and it’ll make the whole world stronger
Serve your ego and it’ll make your whole world smaller $$*
You must play the cards you were dealt, and you must play them in real time as they are being dealt $$$
If you’ve never had to use your imagination to survive, how can you use it to thrive? $$*
The only way to find the right thing is to rule out the wrong things $$*
A king on his square can’t be beaten $$$*
The best deeds are always anonymous $$$*
3 years of full time anything is legit $$$*
Fighting to be better emotionally is as close as it gets to actually fighting demons $$*
Anything worth doing is worth showing up early for $$$*
Get up and get to moving and send those carbs where they’re supposed to go $$*
Friends don’t quit $$$*
The greatest gift is knowing that you gave everything you could $$$*
Material things are disposable and dispensable
That is why they exist
But the entire point is to learn waste management
Otherwise you’ll learn greed and materialism $$
You want the good stuff you got to sort through the bad shit $$$*
Eventually the words you write will do the work for you $$*
It’s hard to speak your mind. That makes it worth it. That makes it rare $*
Keep your head down but your chin up
Somehow $$$*
At 21 I would advise caution when pursuing what you love
At 31 I would advise urgency $$*
If it makes sense, it’ll make dollars
Eventually $$*
You’re not wrong, you’re just early af $$*
The same brainpower used for creative problem solving is the same power used for self destruction $$*
Writing & editing is just push & pull with the mind $$
Never take someone else’s judgment personally. It’s already been reflected back upon them before you even knew about it $$*
Can’t understand your 1 rep max until you understand your 1 rep minimum $$*
The hero always goes to prison $$
Sometimes you need to remember where you are not to remember where you are $$*
The real you is buried underneath all the biological BS $$*
The grass is greener on the other side, but that’s just the lighting $$*
DEALING WITH OTHERS
Those quick to judge others obv haven’t been thru very much $$$*
It’s better to use more “you’s” than “i’s”. At least then, there’s a chance that you’re thinking of somebody else*
Don’t be afraid to speak your mind $$$
Friends are not responsible for your feelings $$$
Those nicest to you just want the most from you $$$
Those closest to you just want the best for you $$$
Those wisest to you want the pain for you $$$
Pain is just your reaction to the unknown $$$
It’s always atleast 3 dudes that want to stir up some shit $$$
An authentic smile is the international sign of I’m not a asshole
A fake smile is the international sign I cannot be trusted $$$
Those who understand control those who don’t $$$
If you become skilled at keeping your word then there is nothing you cannot do $$$
We all got boogies in us that need to come out $$$
Friendship conquers all $$$
If you go out into the world today, at least try not to look so angry
Vibes spread faster than viruses $$$
I’d rather pick up extra shit then expect anyone to do it for me $$$
Go against the whole if you have to
If that’s what it takes
If that’s what you’re meant to do $$$
People act different in large groups $$$
There has been a lot of Fuckery for a long time $$
Remember that when you look around
We’ve come a long way $$
Let the world edit you as long as you are a competent producer $$$
The view from above is more inclusive than the view from below $$$
Pausing to Handle hard situations when you are emotionally ready is a sign of high intelligence $$$
If you’re feeling alone, that just means you’re an emotional pioneer or being an egoic asshat $$$
If you become skilled at cleaning up after your mistakes then you’ll be free forever $$$
Don’t listen to anyone suggesting anything other than one step at a time. They have likely not been this way before $$
Suffering requires you to get up a real close and personal in order to understand it $$
Those with the most to lose, move the slowest*
If you want friends, then you must control your feelings $$$
Anything that manages ego for you is dangerous… anything that aids in ego management is a tool $$$
it’s better to improve the quality of your “worst” than to improve the quantity of your “best” $$$*
The profane‘s favorite move is talking shit before investigating $$$
It’s better to be judged than to fear being judged $$$*
If the statement “keep friends close but enemies closer” is true
Then those closest to you are your enemies $$$*
“If you think your purpose isn’t to serve others then you’re going to have a bad day” $$$*
If you are in conflict with those around you, that just means you refuse to accept the same things they do $$$
If you pay attention you won’t have to pay much else in the long run $$$
The sick will bring you down before you pull them up $$$
Most people are stuck around people not smart enough to realize how smart they are $$$*
Even hiding the pain can become a game
But the game was never to hide the pain
It was to enjoy dancing in the rain $$
The single most dangerous threat to peace is ignorance $$$
Being a dick often means being controlled by it $$$*
There’s always that one half of people who think they’re the whole $$
Pick your resistance and you’ll eventually master it
Pick your excuse and you’ll always serve new masters $$$
Start writing about work and you’ll lose 80% of readers $$
Remember, there’s always some peepers peeping through the walls $$*
All a man can do is work on controlling his internal environment by improving his external conduct $$$
All a man can do is work on improving his internal environment by controlling his external conduct $$$
If you put money above family then you are going to have a rough life review $$$*
Type like you talk and the words are endless $$
It is a positive sign of one’s integrity if they look forward to judgment day $$
If you have to have an alter work ego, make sure it’s not grossly inauthentic
Cuz everyone can tell $$
Most Can’t Imagine killing self cuz of money
They’d rather just imprison self $$$
If you are getting mad at strangers on a regular basis, then you need to take a good long look at yourself $$
Quoting movies is actually wise
Every line in every movie is reviewed and approved which is way more than most can say $$
People would rather invent deities than do the work themselves $$$
You can’t do too much for others without them developing the wrong pathways $$$*
Keep your distance when it’s time for others to pay for their karma
They’ll lash out to everyone closest to them in denial first and go to any lengths available to avoid change $$$
Resentment and righteousness are two halves of the poison wheel $$
You can’t reason with stupid
But you can easily manipulate it $$$*
True success requires the ability to make amends…
Which means you have to be a dick sometimes to create the situation to make amends $$
You can get creative with a captive audience $$$
If you create the problem, then you can create an industry to profit off it $$$
Write & fight and you’ll sleep well at night $$
Love means potential salvation for all
Some just need to see how far they can get away from it first $$$
Those who go to the doctor more are sicker than those who go less $$
Anyone with a colored belt will tell you that violence is never a solution
But is more of a riddle $$$
If you don’t care about improving quality of life, then I don’t trust you $$$
Anyone who has actually been there and done that can relate to the struggle and can laugh at the excuses $$$
Some people wall themselves off so much that physical death is the only way to release their spirit $$$
I will forgive, one joke at a time $$$
Ironically, most people are too afraid to talk on the phone
They would rather just live on it $$$
The wise want the hardest
The profane want the smartest $$
The secret is to Give away what you find to keep it $$
When in a fucked situation
You must consider that you are the pawn in someone else’s life lesson
Which is great because even tho you’re gonna die, there’s no pressure or responsibility to do more than your job $$
Verbal bullets always cause internal bleeding $$$