Those who never gave up can easily spot those who did
Milk is nutritious
It’s also weird to drink
If you have to request a fair fight from your opponent then just know that it will not be one
Most of the time making something artsy just makes it weirder
If they don’t serve you enough protein at dinner, don’t be a snob or complain
chug a gas station protein shake on the way home like the rest of us
Everyone should take their own advice just like everyone should taste their own cooking
You can tell a lot about someone based on their body fat level
Being sore after workout is not nearly as appropriate as being just a lil crispy
there is nothing worse than profiting from somebody’s rock bottom and calling it recovery
Going out drinking = 🤮
Mental illness is extra hard to deal with because you got everybody gaslighting you
Divinity is just the source code of existence
Not a magically resentful Santa Claus 🎅
Lonely dudes love nothing more than a slightly lonelier woman
If you keep expecting comedians to be anything other than they are, then you’re playing yourself
Only bitches use two knives when making PB&J‘s I said it
Seriously, though I would argue you have not mastered your health if you cannot eat poison whenever you want
Using push-ups for torture is a bastardization of the movement
And a pretty poor creative method at that
Imagine learning that everything you thought you know was a lie
Because it’s gonna happen sooner or later
If you expect visual evidence for something that is quite literally by definition invisible then you’re a fucking idiot
Most protests are dumb af
And an excuse to whine for attention
If someone cares more about what they’ll receive then what they have to give- then that person‘s kind of shitty
Imagine disappointing every being to ever exist
Cuz that’s possible if you’re dickish enough
Nothing burns worse than watching your own emotional weakness hurt others
Never underestimate how low somebody will stoop for some attention or validation
Trying too hard not to suck during training is literally defeating the purpose
When watching any fight scene ,
You can tell who actually knows jujutsu
Whether it’s the actors or the writers and directors
Most things related to etiquette fall under the “if I have to say something then that defeats the purpose“ category
You’re not an asshole for feeling like the smartest in the world if everybody else is acting like the dumbest
You can’t be faulted for not knowing what you don’t know, but you can be faulted for having a week Will to find out
If you have to have an alter work ego, make sure it’s not grossly inauthentic
Cuz everyone can tell
No matter who you are,
you always look like an idiot filming yourself from somebody else’s in person perspective
If you go out into the world today, at least try not to look so angry
Vibes spread faster than viruses
You don’t deserve a body if you don’t try at all to take care of it
Staying in shape is a lot easier than getting in shape
If you watch more CNN then you do reading, then I feel bad for you
The sick will bring you down before you pull them up
It’s easy to tell who has a terrible manager
Cuz all the employees are fucking and fucking off
All philosophers are detectives, but not all detectives are philosophers
If you are getting mad at strangers on a regular basis, then you need to take a good long look at yourself
Anyone who has actually been there and done that can relate to the struggle and can laugh at the excuses
Most don’t realize how easy it is to tell if someone is staring
Cuz of mirrors in the gym
You’ll feel better after your chores are done
People pretend like technique isn’t important until they get behind the wheel of a car
Being tortured by the weight of your genius just makes you an amateur
Don’t expect them to care what you do before the sun rises if they’re not up themselves
The best deeds are always anonymous
Be more afraid of not trying than failing
Anyone that’s ever worked the steps will agree that everyone should probably work the steps even though maybe one percent of the population ever will
The military is a good example of ego taken to the max
Preachers would get a lot more done if they weren’t so fucking creepy
Suburban anything is just the most average of the average plus a little creative seasoning
Birds of a shit feather flock and shit together
People who don’t respect the pen have never signed their life away
Only incomplete people expect others to complete them
If you’ve ever been a POS to somebody the best way to make it up to them is let them hear you say it.
Most do not recognize a good troll and it shows
It’s okay to enjoy being alone
Don’t listen to anyone trying to make you feel guilty about it
First rule of psychedelics:
Don’t talk about what you haven’t done
Doing a little more is really no biggie if you got it down like that
The world could Be saved in 24 hours if everybody remembered that it is better to serve others to be served
Everybody act tough until they think it’s all about to be taken away
Then they overreact in a disingenuous way
Only posers need clear eyes or Visine
It’s honestly sad how many people can’t go a year without sex
You cannot “science” your way into single digit body fat AND remain drug free
You learn the most about yourself when you do small simple acts of service
Ain’t nothing more foolish than wearing a face mask outside
Nothing scares a motherfucker more than an opportunity to clean up their own mess
You can get through anything once you are institutionalized
Those trying to help the most are often the ones who hurt the most
You shouldn’t be with anyone else until you don’t want to be with anyone else because you enjoy being by yourself so much
Then maybe you’ll be ready
4 AM counts as the middle of the night
don’t ask me why
You think The worst thing you can do is burst someone’s fantasy bubble based on their temper tantrum
Biker gangs are what you get when warriors miss the plot
Biker gangs are what you get when you have lonely manboys loving loud cries for attention
*gets murdered by a Hells Angel
You can tell who’s word is shit just by looking at them
You don’t need to hear anything
You can tell who’s afraid of exercise
the passive aggressive stuff really Goes the longest in the bad way
Never worry about a motherfucker, who can’t get off their phone
Or can’t stop scrolling TikTok
The most “stuck up” are that way because of what’s “stuck” up there 👆
If your idea of being tough is not waving back, then you are the antithesis of such
You will not science yourself out of your shortcomings
You will sell yourself during the process tho
Not a good idea to go around kicking over stones looking for snakes 🐍
& It’s not the snakes fault he doesn’t want to come out after you knocked on his stone 🪨
Emotionally speaking most people can’t think past lunchtime, so don’t expect them to think about their next lifetime
You’ll never discover that you used to be a warrior in a previous life unless you get off your ass and fight in this life
We are all captured by what we truly want
Only those who have died for what they want will admit that
Most people aren’t mad at you
They’re mad they are shaped like a potato 🥔
A real master knows what your quad looks like by just looking at your bicep
Standing out requires standing up (for something)
The truth is most people are just scared to lift
The feeling you get when on the receiving end of rudeness and inconsideration is an example of spiritual pain
The most profound statement:
“I don’t know”
- It’s honest
- It’s humble
- It’s effective
- And It’s comical (if timed correctly)
Hell is lack of meaning - not “not just getting what you want”
AI actually hasn’t created anything
Just rearranged everything
The secret with the gym is that everyone is watching and judging you
And it’s evil to pretend otherwise
It’s good to be a little scared and I think the world would be a much better place if we remembered that
Remember it takes two to contact
Take the weight vest off in the gym
& Put it on when you leave
Ain’t nothin worse than a young man who thinks he knows everything amirite ladies & Gents
The road to greatness must be routed through humble-Ville
Otherwise shit gets nasty
If you wanna see someone upset- mess with their food
Everyday,
Billions look directly into the mirror and don’t like what they see.
Then immediately blame someone or something else.
The worst part tho?
They believe in the blame and not in themselves
Idiots can’t see their own destruction cuz they’re can’t take their eyes off others’
Watching those capture themselves in their own net of self righteousness,
is pretty sad
Unless you have popcorn. Then it’s entertaining
Always be weary of those quick to judge
They’re likely quick to run from their constructed consequences too
Everyone squirts when squeezed
Just different fluids
Most people are too attached to their own emotions to recognize even half the humor surrounding them
When in doubt pick what you want and call it an experiment
Bro
Don’t forget that (at best) it is most likely the govt was involved in the biggest acts of terrorism
Each and every time…
Writing requires undivided attention
Writing anything good requires undivided suffering (usually self inflicted)
It’s much easier to take someone else’s inventory instead of your own
Guess there are two sides to every thought
And two holes for every thot
Trippy frog don’t play no games 🐸
Most people are too concerned with finding the best camera filter to bother filtering their thoughts
Karma always comes to collect
Woe to those who have unwritten books in them
Shit only gets harder until you get it out
Don’t be surprised when those who never taken their own inventory before- start keeping track of yours
If someone tells you that they love you more than anything else
And if there is even a slightest bit of you that doesn’t believe that,
then they are lying
Because it is the most obvious and undeniable thing in the entire world when someone loves others more than themselves
I’m from North Carolina
Where we would die for our football but don’t wanna talk about it…
The same people romanticizing money are the same ones fantasizing about giving their pistol a blowjob
If you wanna be in the top 1% then you can’t ignore the 1% details in your day to day life
The second greatest fear is failure
The first is success
You really don’t need to look into the UAP stuff because they’re busy looking into you already
There’s a section of heaven that’s part Wal Mart and part bouncey house
If you haven’t heard the expression about cleaning up streets, then you have obviously had been living on an easy one
🎶 cuz every little thing, gon be alright 🎶
Santa’s been with the CIA the whole time!
Explains the sleigh.. 🛷
If you can lift your father- you get all their assets
It’s pretty easy to tell who doesn’t understand energy
And it’s even easier to distinguish those who feed off the energy of others
Most people have never burnt their egos on the spiritual stove and it shows
Emotions related to “unfinished business” get amplified upon death
So if you kill yourself to escape consequences- oh brother….
Be kind to those who don’t believe in magic
They’ve clearly never seen miracles
Studying drugs but refusing to use them is actually a conflict of interest
Not the other way around
Saying- Nobody wants to take drugs from someone who’s never done it
Happiness requires hard work
Otherwise, that’s just comfort
Limit your trust in those who haven’t suffered ego death
It’s the same as “don’t swim with someone who doesn’t know how”. They’ll panic and attempt to drown you “innocently”.
As long as you work hard
You’ll be known as someone who works hard
Thereby deterring those who don’t work hard
Which alone is hard work
Remembering the most important lesson from Scooby Doo-
Monsters are always men in masks (or hot girls)
It’s every white kids final right of passage to defeat his father in a fight
Most would go to any lengths to avoid change
So God help you if you represent change
Telepathy sounds cool, but I don’t think it’s gonna stop heart disease
You haven’t mastered shit until you can do it switch
Anyone who says the truth is irrelevant is still stuck behind the symbolism
A true God has more power in his fingertip than a devil with his bank account
If the HVAC boys say between 8-12 then just know the “-“ is optional
It ain’t that hard to say sorry
I’m sorry but It’s really not
If you have to request a fair fight from your opponent then just know that it will not be one
all things equal
It’s better to cut the scene too early than too late 🎬
Somebody’s gotta make the decision
And nothing scares some more than decision making
Simply by looking the devil in the eye, you can steal most of his power
If your pitch is that “it saves you money”
Then you don’t have a pitch
The first step usually doesn’t require more than a truthful admission and honest commitment to the 2nd step
Telepathy is just talking on the inside
Be weary of those quick to distinguish themselves verbally
First thing you get after you get a little fit is territorial
Most writers are alcoholics because they’re already addicted to their own thoughts
Death is a gift to those who are ashamed of themselves
it takes atleast 12 months to hit the romantic reset button
Atleast…
Be mindful of those quick to distinguish themselves by their actions
The lower the IQ, the higher the user thinks it’s actually is
Technically speaking
Most likely something you’re doing right now is more wrong than right
but that’s all right
The right meal & tv show combo is a drug
Or atleast is as mind and mood altering as one
The ego devil is the most cunning as it only seems to want the same things as your spirit at first
Then uses the same fear to imprison you
If people won’t even throw away trash that they walk by,
do you really think they’re sending you good vibes when they scroll by your posts?
If you think self discipline is hard
Wait until you face spiritual discipline …
Amazing what you can accomplish if you switch camera angles every 3 seconds
You don’t get into {the real} philosophy of living when on a winning streak
You can’t escape from knowingness
Once you know something that challenges your responsibility, pretending like you don’t makes it so much worse
(Classic guilty conscience)
Humility is letting your exs father “be right”
Don’t forget
Relationships are more powerful than drugs
Self Discipline is the scariest thing to most people
I’ve rolled with enough cops to know they ain’t the emotional Trail Blazers they want us to think they are
Many of yall act like you believe you’re never going to have to relive your selfish moments
and it shows
Most of yall have never lost your freedom (even briefly) and it shows
Most prisons don’t have barbed wire
They have white picket fences
Gentlemen who have to try to be gentle are not men
They’re boys
Building faith requires ego death by 10,000 cuts
Those who never gave up can easily spot those who did
Focus on the things that don’t get old and you’ll stay young forever
Woe to those who have yet to learn that misery loves company
Cause there’s only one way to learn that lesson and it sucks ass
A white bitch who thinks she knows everything is about as dangerous as it gets
Never forget how many people are killing themselves right now just to wear a different T-shirt
Or to get a compliment from the barista who never notices them
A drunk Santa is concerning no matter the time or place or body fat %
Amazing what you think you can get away with if you think nobody is watching
Dying for something is not nearly as meaningful as devoting your entire life to it
Milk is nutritious
It’s also weird to drink
At some point, We all gotta take our turns wearing the “ass hat”
Some people just don’t want to take it off
Being a pretentious lil bitch is actually un-American
Most have it backwards
The single greatest illness is the belief that you have one
Motivation comes in many forms
Having a “child” is the most frightening
Hard to see what you’re not looking for
The “Live like you are dying” philosophy refers to the “life review” part
Not the “sleeping with randoms” part
You can rid yourself of your fear of death whenever you are ready to humble yourself enough to build your faith
Some people should be afraid of death because it’s not going to go well for them afterwards
Tempting is as ethical as manipulation can get
Too busy thinking and you won’t be able to listen
Lies are only triggering if you believe them
Boredom sex shouldn’t count towards your body count cuz you’re really just fucking yourself in the long run
Dudes be like
“Using women for self realization is so douchey”
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Emojis are only going to get better ❤️🩹
Learn how to wield them responsibly
Those who actually change leave little room for doubt due to the undeniable nature of their decision making
Always be suspicious of someone who is trying to get you to like them
And remain suspicious of them- probably forever
The rapture is really just a point of spiritual understanding that you cannot come back from
Can be a good or bad thing
But either way- it’s a paradigm shifter
Few things duck tape can’t solve (or silence)
There’s a long waiting list to enter this world
Because of the limited space in our current timeline
Everyone has mastered some kind of technique
Usually without even realizing it
Always always always investigate those who are proactively trying to help you
They’re usually just trying to help themselves in the worst way
If I were you, I’d stop saying “if I were you”
“Seems like your subconscious is talking shit man”
We are all selling something
Most people’s sales process is just trash
And if anyone says you’re not allowed to do something… 🤜🏻 (intellectual knuckle sandwich)
Fit peoples’ fav thing to do is talk about themselves
Point proven
Muscle shit for too long and you’ll wake up with all kinds of weird aches and pains
Salesmanship governs penmanship
To understand true love you must understand true loneliness
Almost everything is easier to show than it is to tell
Any action challenging your ego will feel uncomfortable
Any action fully governed by your ego will feel easy
When it’s for the love of the lift-
You’ll hate rest days
Eternity is no joke
But seems like one to the easily intimidated
Remember how everyone always turns to the brilliant but weird kid to solve the impossible problem
Shoulda trusted the process and not the penis
Can’t spell association without ass and CIA
Not many People actually hate others
Most hate themselves and are too scared to do anything about it so they just take it out on others
Concealment isn’t lying
It’s concealment
Most people would hate nothing more than seeing and hearing themselves (when they were not prepared for it)
Everyone can write
Few can edit
If someone reacts negatively to your good deed, it’s because you reminded them that they missed an opportunity to do the same
If you want it bad enough, you’ll enjoy the suck
Man some people were really born to play the role of “bitch ass lil bitch” huh
If you care a lot about credit then you probably don’t care that much about others
Some people should be afraid of death because it’s not going to go well for them afterwards
Most don’t realize they are actually free because they are prisoners of their own emotions
The punishment for being rude is being stuck as a fat ugly bitch
Just sayin
The worst thing you can do is set off an alarm whenever a beginner accidentally claps the weight stack
Most people would legitimately kill themselves if they had to work for themselves
People just have no idea how easily they can be reset to emotional childhood on the inside
If you have a large fart cannon on your car, just know that everybody hates you none more than your neighbors
Look if you want to order the plant-based burger with the cheese fries that’s on you just don’t expect it to be for health reasons
Wearing gloves in planet fitness is max level douche
I’d be worried about a bitch with no muscle at all
That means she’s very strong and manipulative in other ways
So stop telling people to “tough it out”
when it’s time to “try something different “
A good PB&J will change your whole dietary paradigm I swear to God
You carnivore whores don’t know what you’re missing
The healthier you are, though the more you can enjoy everything
Racist dudes love saying shit sneakily as if everybody’s thinking it but they’re too scared to say it
Sleeping with socks on (on purpose) is red flag #363
Evil is placing anything above those that you love
Reminder that
hell is max boredom and
heaven is max fun
Not
Hell is max scary
Heaven is max safe
The only thing evil can do is distract you from your own purpose and power
And the only way you can be distracted from your power is through self-doubt
2/3 of most deadly killers in the world are likely in your medicine cabinet
Not many People actually hate others
Most hate themselves and are too scared to do anything about it so they just take it out on others
Only narcissists weaponize your own emotions against you
and blame you for it
Muscle shit for too long and you’ll wake up with all kinds of weird aches and pains
If you care a lot about credit then you probably don’t care that much about others
The “Live like you are dying” philosophy refers to the “life review” part
Not the “sleeping with randoms” part
The single greatest illness is the belief that you have one
Woe to those who have yet to learn that misery loves company
Cause there’s only one way to learn that lesson and it sucks ass
Most prisons don’t have barbed wire
They have white picket fences
The fastest pathway to peace usually involves pulling your head out of something tight and uncomfortable
If you wanna be in the top 1% then you can’t ignore the 1% details in your day to day life
Nature has unique ways of dealing with those who do not both to take care of themselves
Ever wonder why you think about ancient Rome all the time?
Cause a shit load of us we’re running around back then
You always gotta be weary of the assumptive motherfuckers
Unfortunately, most of them in this day and age are up to no good
Friendly reminder that the new “body broker” industry is an absolute disgrace and is disguised under good intentions.