If you get depressed enough you will think anything sounds good
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Even Machine Gun Kelly
“Not my problem”
-most concerning & common bitchass expression
A true resistance game doesn’t even begin until you become fully institutionalized
Muscle focus means you’re gonna need new clothes,
Movement focus means you’re not gonna want clothes at all
Be very careful mixing Metallica with the stair master
Most people think if they can simply date somebody attractive that they can use the dopamine hits from looking at their other to avoid the work that it takes to improve themselves
The biggest amateur move is going too heavy on the plant based shit and then blowing out your intestines just because you wanted to get more micro nutrients
A mischievous fitness blog will have you believing in all kinds of weird shit & secret herbs
The comfy chair doesn’t stay comfy for very long if it’s the only chair you sit in
Never trust anyone lifting in cargo shorts
Most dudes will think you’re talking about call of duty when you bring up takin an inventory
People drop a lil fat then suddenly think they can wear whatever they want & end up looking like rubber band wrapped jello
Wiping the DB handles just makes you look foolish
Having long hair is fun until you get an unexpected snack
The same people that want you to lose weight from the needle are the same people that want you to gain weight from sugar
Not all shadows come from light distortions,
often they come in the form of random creeps watching your every move
Those who care about their name publicly are often pretty terrible people privately
The same people with the “ I love Jesus” bumper sticker will cut you off just as fast as any atheist
the worst state of consciousness to be in is probably the “spoiled child who is too far gone”
You’ll learn by the time you’re 30 if what you’ve been doing in your 20s is working or not
It’s All fun and games untill you wanna be comfy and you want it now
Part of all of the strange phenomenon shit that the government doesn’t want to release is just confirmation that atheists have small dicks
If the coroner isn’t smoking during the autopsy then don’t trust it
CONSIDER THIS A WARNING
You gotta have a damn good reason to be lighting more than 3 candles when you’re alone
You’re not a very good scientist if you take shit personal.
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You’re not a very good artist if you don’t
Science fiction is just sneaky propaganda
You cannot call yourself a true philosopher if you’ve never heard the expression “progress not perfection”
If you have a large fart cannon on your car, just know that everybody hates you, none more than your neighbors tho.
It’s not lying if it’s a skit
If they need to pull rank then they prob don’t deserve it
Football is like that inconsistent closeted, alcoholic ex-boyfriend who you’ve had a couple good nights with but most of the time it just causes more drama than entertainment
Resentment is poison
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but fuck, does it taste good 🤷🏻♂️
Sometimes you gotta get out of Line used to make sure the line is in the right spot
Deathbed confessions are sus
You cannot call yourself a true philosopher if you’ve never Robo tripped
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And if you don’t know what that means then you’re definitely not a philosopher
Those who never gave up can easily spot those who did
Milk is nutritious
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It’s also weird to drink
Most of the time making something artsy just makes it weirder
“If I can’t have it, then nobody can”
This is classic bitchassness
there is nothing worse than profiting from somebody’s rock bottom and calling it recovery
Lonely dudes love nothing more than a slightly lonelier woman
Only bitches use two knives when making PB&J‘s
Most things related to etiquette fall under the “if I have to say something then that defeats the purpose“ category
You’re not an asshole for feeling like the smartest in the world if everybody else is acting like the dumbest
No matter who you are or what it is,
you always look like an idiot filming yourself from somebody else’s in person perspective
People pretend like technique isn’t most important until they get behind the wheel of a car..
Being tortured by the weight of your genius just makes you an amateur
“Birds of a shit feather flock and shit together”
or however the saying goes
People who don’t respect the pen have never signed their life away
Only posers need clear eyes or Visine*
Ain’t nothing more foolish than wearing a face mask outside
Standing out requires standing up
there is no such thing as a reasonable resentment.
Better to take the weight vest off in the gym
& Put it on when you leave
Biker gangs are what you get when warriors miss the plot
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Biker gangs are what you get when you have lonely manboys loving loud cries for attention
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*gets gunned down by a Hells Angel 👼
SOMEBODY HAD TO SAY IT
Be aware of bitchassness at all times
Nine out of 10 times someone being an asshole, is just an upset amateur
Never take judgment from a comfortable man seriously
But definitely consider their threats, especially when they get emotional…
Always better to be inconvenienced than to be one
It’s easier to see a double chin when you hold your head down low..
Never forget how Joe exotic was a country music star
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And never forget carol Baskin killed her husband
Important points to remember before picking a philosophical fight~
* The pyramids
* America’s were discovered long before Christopher Columbus
* Shit went down for real for real almost 13,000 years ago
* Whatever technology we’re using right at this moment, is at the very best 30 years behind what the global intelligence communities actually have access to
* Everything you’ve ever done and even thought about is recorded somewhere somehow by someone or some consciousness of some sort
Anything worth doing is gonna scare the piss out of you
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or the shit
The world‘s most ancient wisdom has been gone back over to hide shit from the profane
All great adventures start with a motherfucker showing up telling a complacent dude to fight for what they believe in
Progress requires friction
It is best to rise before you shine so you don’t blind all the people in the ground
Learning is just the process of failing in the most productive way possible
A quiet smile says more than a loud mouth
Muscle the wrong movement and you’re gonna have a bad time
Sunshine is an antidepressant
If you want long hair, you gotta deal with people telling you that you need a hair cut first
Your pets love it when you get on the floor with them
You’re not supposed to try to hide fucked up shit
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You’re supposed to do it out in the open and learn from it like the rest of us
FRIENDLY REMINDERS
The number one symptom of missing the big picture is feeling like a victim
Don’t ever do hip thrusts with a dumbbell
if you don’t manufacture your own drama, there will just be fortune 500 companies that do it for you
In a relationship, you shouldn’t keep score on who apologizes for what
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unless one side is still at a zero.
If your drug of choice is attention then you’re not an addict, you’re an artist
Cigarette smoking is nowhere near as bad as cigarette littering
Caring about resistance on the smith machine earns an automatic fool card
you’re a special kind of stupid if you have sex with somebody at a music festival
Probably the single worst thing you can do for your health is drink fast food sodas from the fountain
A good PB&J will change your whole dietary paradigm
99 times out of 100,
anyone that asks you about your tattoos is just doing so as a prompt so that they can bring up theirs
Lifting heavy on the Smith machine is like trying to sweep the carpet
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Sure, you can use the same movements, but you’re just gonna look foolish and be extra sore
2/3 of most deadly killers in the world are likely in your medicine cabinet
Not many People actually hate others,
Most hate themselves and are too scared to do anything about it so they just take it out on others
Only narcissists weaponize your own emotions against you and blame you for it
Muscle shit for too long and you’ll wake up with all kinds of weird aches and pains
Most prisons don’t have barbed wire,
They have white picket fences
The fastest pathway to peace usually involves pulling your head out of something tight and uncomfortable..
No matter what,
No matter where,
Bitchassness beware
ATTENTION PLZ PT 1
If exercise is more powerful than any drug,
Then eventually personal trainers will become more powerful than physicians
Earth is just one giant emotional cold plunge
Most bodybuilders are not artists,
They are science experiments
Weak people are rarely ever grateful.
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They rarely ever say words like “thank you” and “sorry”.
people with nice cars enjoy being caught in traffic so that way more people can see them…
Healthy shit is by definition scary shit.
because ain’t nothing better for your health than facing your fears
Dead lifting your body weight is arguably the best self assessment there is.
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almost always that is a light lift, relatively speaking. (Activist level)
Therefore,
the only people who are unwilling or unable are usually those who never even tried
Introverts are more trustworthy than extroverts
It is bad to be too nice,
It is never bad to be too kind
Jesus couldn’t understand the shame that comes with sending a super like if he never had a tender gold account…
The one good thing about neuroticism is that you can always take it to the next level
Intelligent people are never angry for long.
Because accepting anger is the dumbest shit you could ever do
Clarity is the only thing worth selling your soul for because that is likely why we are in this realm to begin with
The same people who spend too much time on the couch these days are the same ones who spent too much time in the caves back then
If you think intellectual knowledge matters more than emotional wisdom, then you do not have very much of either
If lifting up heavy stones is the key to eternal life,
Than a little bit of poison is the key to potent philosophy
If you have a real vision, nobody else will believe you for at least three years
You don’t know big until you look like some kind of science experiment 🧪
if you’re gonna fight, you’re supposed to do it physically.
Emotional fighting is never fun or even effective
Hard to be profane and survive more than 30 min in the gym
Real Masters like when shit gets fucked up because it gives them an opportunity to get credit for fixing it
it’s easier to make it through three weeks of uncomfortable exercise than it is to experiment with all kinds of strange metabolic modifying medications
you’ll get better results if you stop saying “Jesus loves you” and start saying “I love you“ instead
Most people treat themselves worse than they treat others
If everybody was strong and healthy,
Then any natural disaster would be maybe 10% as destructive
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And if everybody was super strong and super healthy, and then a hurricane might just be a challenge for a fun weekend
Covid was not an organic pathogen,
It was also not a dangerous bio weapon,
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It was a spiritual IQ test
You’re not a true philosopher if you can’t finish an entire bag of potato chips within three sittings
Did you know there’s no such thing as a happy atheist?
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Just delusional and overly emotional
Those who are bald with big beards simply have their hair on backwards