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THOUGHTS I HEARD

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SUBURBAN SECRETS

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WORDS THAT NEED A HOME

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Tales TO TELL

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SH*T I SHOULDA SAID

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JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW

Blaming your humanity as an excuse for your shortcomings, forfeits the meaning of your success $$

The sick will bring you down before you pull them up $$$

What if god didn’t have a plan but satan did? $

I’ll put it like this, I ain’t betting on anyone or anything else $

Hell yea I want the smoke
Ima pothead bitcchhhh $

I’m a unique motherufcker
I’d rather have heavy iron than light diamonds $

I use to dry scoop Mesomorph 
You can’t scare me off $

It’s so hard to kill snake plants
Wonder why? $

Only children complain when you tell them to stop doing what they like 
They don’t realize if they stop now, it’ll be better next time $$

I’m starting to think that killing bugs is worse than killing animals 
We almost never kill insects for food, but either out of fear, convenience or pleasure $

Maybe I don’t have ADHD 
Maybe everyone else just holds on to shit too long 🤔 $

I know my guardian angel is running around grabbing other guardian angels saying hey guys you gotta come see this $

Gods got you so hit the gas $$$

You can’t explain transparency
You can’t even show it
Literally $$

Eventually, ego has to be the one to carry you thru
THE RIGHT GATE $$

If Your family still believes in you when you publish it,
I’ll know it’s either terrible or a masterpiece $$$

Just the heat from the fresh coffee is enough to turn the tide $$

Hot coffee, steel cup, idle hammock, gorgeous day, peaceful afternoon $

Brought to you by coffee and cannabis $

Writing is probably the most important thing you can do $$$

This one time I added up all of the hours I had spent learning through all the major activities that I know
I did this two weeks after my 31st birthday
And it all averaged out to the golden ratio $

Somewhere between intellectual heaven and biological hell $

I know I am biased, but that’s only because I am the best $

I devised a veil when I sucked so they couldn’t kill me while I was still in the crib $

Even my guardian angel has to go see the manager about this one $

One of the good things about digging such a deep hole is that you become pretty good at climbing by the time youre out $$

I’m not sure if it’s a good or bad thing to enjoy reading my own writing this much
Probably both $

When in doubt, blame drugs $$

Messages from my ego $

You work until God calls you by name
You don’t stop your God calls you by name $$$

Score another one for team cliche $$






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